Friday, October 15, 2010

HOLLYWOOD DIRT OVERFLOW (10-15-10)

CHRISTINA AGUILERA HAS FILED FOR DIVORCE:

CHRISTINA AGUILERA filed for divorce yesterday from Jordan Bratman. Her papers say they've been separated since September 11th. --She's seeking joint physical and legal custody of their son Max, who'll be 3 in January. She also asks that all her earnings . . . even those from before and during the marriage . . . be considered separate property. --And she doesn't want the court to give Jordan spousal support. Christina and Jordan would have celebrated their fifth anniversary next month.


CHELSEA HANDLER'S CRUSH, JOE MANGANIELLO, IS ENGAGED:

Not a happy day for CHELSEA HANDLER. Because JOE MANGANIELLO . . . the guy who plays the werewolf Alcide Herveaux on "True Blood" . . . is engaged. --The lucky lady is actress (slash) model AUDRA MARIE. They met at a Super Bowl party in 2009, and got engaged in Italy earlier this month.


EMMA STONE IS DATING KIERAN CULKIN:

The "Star" says that minx-of-the-moment EMMA STONE is dating MACAULAY CULKIN'S little brother KIERAN. --They were spotted on a date in New York City last week. A witness says, quote, "They were very lovey-dovey with each other. When they weren't kissing, he was making her giggle."


KATHERINE HEIGL SAYS SHE AND HER HUSBAND WERE JUST "MAKING OUT" IN THEIR HOT TUB WHEN A NEIGHBOR STARTED YELLING AT THEM:

KATHERINE HEIGL says she and her husband, Josh Kelley, were just making out in their hot tub when their neighbor started yelling at them Tuesday night. --But it sounds like a lot more was probably going to happen . . . if not in the tub, then somewhere else in the house. --Because Kelley had just returned home from a tour, and Katherine admits she put on her, quote, "most ridiculous bikini" for the occasion.
(--It really was an outrageous bikini. But AWESOMELY so. Check out that video again here . . .)
http://www.tmz.com/videos?autoplay=true&mediaKey=ba7f3fc3-4e92-453c-82f8-fccbf47251c6
--Katherine called Ryan Seacrest's radio show yesterday and said, quote, "We were totally hanging out, like just making out in the hot tub. It was totally PG, we're not idiots! We're not gonna be out there doing anything scandalous." --She added, quote, "It's such a bummer. Everyone else in the neighborhood is so awesome. This guy is always screaming at us." --By the way, it was Katherine and Josh who called the cops on their neighbor, not the other way around. She said, quote, "[He was] screaming at us to go inside. --"And I'm like, 'I've had enough of this. This is ridiculous. It's harassment and I'm calling the police!" --Katherine also had a laugh about the video that circulated all over the Internet of her and Josh in their bathing suits, talking to the cops. --She said, quote, "We're like the most boring couple in Hollywood, and that's the most scandalous thing we've ever done."
(--You can listen to the interview here . . .)
http://www.kiisfm.com/mediaplayer/?station=RYAN-IP&action=ondemand&feed_name=onair.xml&item=20551845


INES SAINZ WILL *NOT* POSE FOR PLAYBOY:

It doesn't get any more tragic than this if you're a guy, especially if you're a guy who admires the female posterior: Mexican sports reporter INES SAINZ will NOT pose for "Playboy". --Ines . . . who "inspired" some inappropriate behavior on the part of the New York Jets while she was covering them earlier this year . . . admits she was approached. But she told them, quote, "No thank you, that's not my style." (--Here's video . . .) http://www.tmz.com/videos?autoplay=true&mediaKey=22b181fa-379f-4088-82e5-a22665b3bc0a


LINDSAY LOHAN DID NOT TRY TO BREAK OUT OF BETTY FORD FOR A COCA-COLA:

We knew the story was way too fun to be true, and here's the confirmation: LINDSAY LOHAN did not try to break out of the Betty Ford Center to score herself a Coca-Cola. --Lindsay's attorney, Shawn Chapman Holley, says she spoke with Lindsay's counselors on Wednesday, and they made no mention of an escape attempt. --In fact, they, quote, "gave Lindsay an unqualified glowing report on her progress." --And by the way . . . TMZ says there's actually a soda machine in Lindsay's ward. (--It's not clear if she can use it, though. E! Online reported yesterday that Lindsay isn't allowed to have caffeine.)


THE OCTOMOM GETS TO STAY IN HER HOME FOR NOW:

"Octomom" NADYA SULEMAN has dodged the eviction bullet yet again. --The guy who holds her mortgage . . . one Amer Haddadin . . . says he met with Nadya's lawyers on Wednesday, and they gave him a check for two months' worth of back payments. --In return, Amer agreed to push back the deadline for Nadya to make that ridiculous, $450,000 balloon payment. They're going to agree on a new deadline within the next few days.


WILL JESSE JAMES MOVE BACK TO CALIFORNIA FOR KAT VON D?

JESSE JAMES moved to Austin, Texas either because he thought he could win SANDRA BULLOCK back, or because he wanted his kids to maintain a relationship with her. --But now that he's nailing inked-up minx KAT VON D, he might be dropping both of those goals and moving back to California to be with HER. --One of Jesse's ex-wives, Janine Lindemulder, says, quote, "He did everything that he could to try and win Sandra Bullock back but it just didn't wash and now that he has Kat in his life why would he stay in Texas? --"The sad part is that he made the kids move there and now he will have to bring them all back again." (--That would be a crappy thing to do to the kids. Especially if it's just for a piece of tail.)


MICHAEL DOUGLAS IS NOT PREPARING TO DIE:

The baseless tabloid stories about how MICHAEL DOUGLAS is preparing for his imminent death have begun. --There's a report kicking around that Michael recently changed his will, and he's been saying goodbye to family and close friends. --But Michael's rep says that's not true, quote, "Michael is totally focused on his recovery. It's been very difficult, [but his doctors] are very pleased with how he responded to treatment. --"They think he's doing really well. He's doing as well as can be expected."


THE NEW BRUCE WILLIS ACTION FLICK "RED" HITS THEATERS TODAY:

#1.) "Red" (PG-13)

Bruce Willis plays a retired spy who reassembles his old team after the CIA tries to kill him. Mary-Louise Parker plays his girlfriend, and his team consists of Morgan Freeman, John Malkovich, and Helen Mirren. Like almost everything else these days, it's based on a comic book.
Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_ZjBJv-rA0
Official Site: http://www.red-themovie.com/

#2.) "Jackass 3-D" (R)

Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera, Steve-O, "Wee Man" and the rest of the guys are back, for 3-D pranks like beehive tetherball, and pin-the-tail on a real donkey.
Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUFhevF-OoY
Official Site: http://www.jackassmovie.com/#/home


"TOP GUN 2" IS HAPPENING:

"Top Gun" was either the ultimate male bonding flick, or one of the most blatantly homoerotic movies ever made. Maybe it was both. But whatever it was, there's no doubt it made an impression. --So much so that now, 24 years later, a sequel is finally getting off the ground. And TOM CRUISE will be in it . . . but he won't be the star. --Paramount is negotiating with producer Jerry Bruckheimer and director Tony Scott to return. The script is being written by Christopher McQuarrie . . . who won an Oscar for "The Usual Suspects". --As for Tom Cruise's involvement, the word is he agreed to make an appearance as long as it didn't feel gratuitous or corny . . . like having his character, Pete "Maverick" Mitchell be a Top Gun flight instructor. --Apparently, they figured out how to do that to his satisfaction.


IS ANGELINA JOLIE DIRECTING A MOVIE ABOUT A WOMAN WHO FALLS FOR THE GUY WHO RAPES HER?

ANGELINA JOLIE is currently in Europe, directing her very first movie. It's a love story about a Serbian man and a Bosnian woman, set against the backdrop of the Bosnian war of the early 1990s. --Right now, Angelina is filming in Hungary . . . and she plans to move on for some location shooting in Bosnia. --But earlier this week, she was DENIED a permit to film in that country. And some tabloids claimed it was because in the movie, the man rapes and tortures the woman . . . and THEN she falls in love with him. --Well, that turned out not to be true. The fact is, the permit was denied because there was no screenplay attached, as is required by Bosnian law. --As for the relationship of the lead characters, Angelina released a statement yesterday, asking people not to knock the movie until they've seen it. --She said, quote, "There are many twists in the plot that address the sensitive nature of the relationship between the main characters and that will be revealed once the film is released. --"My hope is that people will hold judgment until they have seen the film." --Meanwhile . . . a source tells "Us Weekly" that the "rape and torture" claims are BOGUS . . . quote, "This is not the story in the script. There are people trying to sabotage the movie."


WILL JAMES CAMERON DIRECT ANGELINA JOLIE AS CLEOPATRA?

JAMES CAMERON is in preliminary talks to direct ANGELINA JOLIE in that 3D Cleopatra movie we've heard about. Obviously, there's no guarantee it'll happen. --Whoever directs, the plan is to start filming sometime in 2011.


VINCE VAUGHN WANTS TO KEEP THE "ELECTRIC CARS ARE GAY" LINE IN "THE DILEMMA":

Earlier this week, Universal pulled a scene from the trailer to the upcoming movie "The Dilemma", in which VINCE VAUGHN says, quote, "Electric cars are gay." But as far as we know, that line is still in the actual movie. --And Vince hopes it stays. He says, quote, "Drawing dividing lines over what we can and cannot joke about does exactly that; it divides us. Most importantly, where does it stop?" --But he also made sure to drop in an anti-bullying plug, so he wouldn't come off as insensitive. He said, quote, "Let me add my voice of support to the people outraged by the bullying and persecution of people for their differences, whatever those differences may be. --"Comedy and joking about our differences breaks tension and brings us together." (--"The Dilemma" co-stars KEVIN JAMES, JENNIFER CONNELLY and WINONA RYDER. It's hitting theaters in January.)


HEATHER GRAHAM ISN'T IN "THE HANGOVER 2":

E! Online says that filming on "The Hangover 2" is underway in Los Angeles. And production will move next month to Bangkok, where most of the action is set. --Bradley Cooper, Zach Galifianakis, Ed Helms, Justin Bartha and Ken Jeong are all on board. --But Heather Graham will not be returning. A rep for Warner Brothers says, quote, "Unfortunately Heather won't be in the sequel. The way the story unfolds doesn't allow any room for her character to show up. --"I don't want to reveal too much of the film, but once you see it you'll understand." --There's no word yet if MIKE TYSON will be back. But apparently, someone else is going to cameo. That's according to Sasha Barrese . . . who plays the wife of Justin Bartha's character. --She says, quote, "It's the best cameo you've ever seen in your entire life. It's a guy, [but] that's all I'm going to say. It's the best." (--Better than Bill Murray in "Zombieland"? Because I can't imagine ANYTHING topping that one.)


WILL BETTY WHITE JOIN "MEN IN BLACK 3"?

BETTY WHITE is in everything else, so why not "Men In Black 3"? That's the rumor going around. But it's not coming from any reliable sources yet. --What we DO know about "Men In Black 3" is that WILL SMITH and TOMMY LEE JONES will be back . . . and it'll take place in both the present day and 1969. --ALEC BALDWIN is in negotiations to play the leader of the Men In Black in 1969. And JOSH BROLIN is playing the younger, 1969 version of Agent Kay, which is Tommy Lee Jones' character. --EMMA THOMPSON is on board to play the present day boss of the Men In Black. --We have no idea where that leaves RIP TORN . . . a.k.a. one of America's favorite and most lovable drunks. In the first two movies, Torn played the leader of the MIB. His character's name was Zed. --So far, nobody's saying that he's NOT coming back. --Also . . . SHARLTO COPLEY, from "District 9" and "The A-Team", and SACHA BARON COHEN will play aliens.
IS SNOOKI GETTING HER OWN "JERSEY SHORE" SPIN-OFF?

RadarOnline.com claims SNOOKI is getting her own "Jersey Shore" spin-off. --A so-called "insider" says that MTV was originally developing something for both Snooki and JWOWW . . . but that JWoww was "pushed out" because MTV execs thought a show featuring just Snooki would be a bigger hit. --For the record, a rep for MTV would only say, quote, "We can't confirm any new 'Jersey Shore'-related programming at this time." --This isn't the first time we've heard talk that "Jersey Shore" may be spawning. Back in April, there were reports that MTV was developing a "spin-off" called "Wicked Summer", which would take place in Boston. (--It's unclear how it would be a "spin-off". At the time, it didn't sound like it would feature any of the "Jersey Shore" stars. It could very well just be a show LIKE "Jersey Shore" . . . but we haven't heard anything about it since.) --And a few weeks ago, RadarOnline reported that MTV was giving DJ PAULY D his own spin-off. It was supposed to begin shooting sometime this month. (--By the way, on last night's "Jersey Shore", some firemen crashed their digs after they set off a smoke alarm while cooking. Here's a clip . . .)
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20434196,00.html


BRET MICHAELS IS "DISAPPOINTED" HE DIDN'T GET TO BE AN "AMERICAN IDOL" JUDGE:

BRET MICHAELS has confirmed speculation that he was a finalist to be a judge on "American Idol". If he'd gotten the gig, he would have been at the judge's table instead of STEVEN TYLER. And he's a little down about losing the gig. --He tells MTV News, quote, "I made it into the top five people. It came down to five people in the end. I was disappointed [it didn't work out]. I'd love to have done it. I'm competitive, so it would have been great. --"On the other hand, to have [JENNIFER LOPEZ] and Steven Tyler . . . one's a pop icon and one's a rock legend and both, along with Randy, are going to make such amazing TV." --Bret adds, quote, "[Steven] lays it out there. Sometimes it's funny, sometimes it's crazy, and I love that about him. I think he's going to be able to give them great advice. And I know J.Lo has been through it all. I think they've got it covered." --Bret doesn't have any hard feelings toward Steven. He says, quote, "I can truly say that I lost to a worthy opponent." --Speaking of "Idol", last season's winner, LEE DEWYZE, debuted his first single on RYAN SEACREST'S radio show yesterday. It's called "Sweet Serendipity". (--You can check it out below. ***NOTE***: It contains audio tags for Ryan's show.) http://www.ryanseacrest.com/blog/whats-happening/exclusive-american-idol-champ-lee-dewyze-debuts-new-single-sweet-serendipity-audio/


BARBARA WALTERS WILL INTERVIEW OPRAH:

BARBARA WALTERS will interview OPRAH WINFREY in primetime on December 9th. They'll discuss Oprah's decision to end her syndicated talk show after 25 years. --Barbara's annual "Most Fascinating People of the Year" special will follow the interview. (--For now, it's unclear whether Oprah will be one of them.)


FRIDAY TV REMINDERS:

--"Medium" . . . 8:00 to 9:00 P.M. on CBS. (--"Dukes of Hazzard" stud Tom Wopat plays a sheriff who assists Allison in the investigation of a missing girl's murder.)

--"Smallville" . . . 8:00 to 9:00 P.M. on the CW. (--James Marsters returns as Brainiac for the 200th episode, and takes Clark on a cerebral "It's A Wonderful Life" tour of his past, present and future.)

--"School Pride" [SERIES Premiere] . . . 8:00 to 9:00 P.M. on NBC. (--Executive producer Cheryl Hines, "House of Payne's" Susie Castillo, and comedienne Kym Whitley help communities renovate decaying schools.)

--"Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making the Team" [5th Season Premiere] . . . 8:00 to 9:00 P.M. on CMT.

--"20/20" . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on ABC. (--Teens and parents discuss the relentless bullying done at school that pushes teens to kill themselves.)

--"CSI: New York" . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on CBS. (--Mac seeks help from the gang's founding father, played by Edward James Olmos, to prevent a street war with a rival gang after a gang leader is murdered.)

--"Supernatural" . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on the CW. (--Jensen Ackles makes his directorial debut as Bobby tries to get Crowley to return his soul.)
--"Blue Bloods" . . . 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on CBS. (--Jennifer Esposito and "Sopranos" star Dominic Chianese help in the hunt for a police officer's killer.)

--"Sanctuary" [3rd Season Premiere] . . . 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on Syfy.

--"Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura" [2nd Season Premiere] . . . 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on TruTV.

--"Radio 1's Big Weekend 2010" . . . 11:00 to 11:30 P.M. on VH1. (--Vampire Weekend, MGMT, Alicia Keys, 30 Seconds to Mars, Ke$ha, Jason Derulo and Paramore perform in North Wales.)


SATURDAY TV REMINDERS:

--"NASCAR Sprint Cup Series" . . . 7:30 to 11:30 P.M. Eastern on ABC. (--The Sprint Cup Series gets underway in North Carolina.)

--"Scooby-Doo! Curse of the Lake Monster" . . . 7:00 to 9:00 P.M. on Cartoon Network. (--The gang takes jobs at a country club in this new live action TV-movie.) --It's a sequel to the TV movie "Scooby Doo! The Mystery Begins", which featured a younger cast and showed how the Scooby gang first got together.)

--"Behind the Music" [3rd Season Premiere] . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on VH1 Classic. (--Poison is profiled.)

--"Iconoclasts" . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on Sundance. (--Hugh Jackman and chef Jean-Georges Vongerichten discuss cinema and food.)

--"Rock 'n' Roll Fantasy Camp" [SERIES Premiere] . . . 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on VH1 Classic. (--Kip Winger, heavy metal bassist Rudy Sarzo, and songwriter Mark Hudson teach adults how to rock.)

--"Bo Burnham: Words, Words, Words" . . . 11:00 P.M. to Midnight on Comedy Central. (--Comedic singer Bo Burnham performs at Boston's House of Blues.)

--"Saturday Night Live" . . . 11:30 P.M. to 1:00 A.M. on NBC. (--Amy Poehler guest hosts and Katy Perry is the musical guest.) (REPEAT)

SUNDAY TV REMINDERS:

--"Sunday Night Football" . . . 8:15 to 11:15 P.M. Eastern on NBC. (--The Washington Redskins host the Indianapolis Colts at FedEx Field in Maryland.)

--"Amazing Race 17" . . . 8:00 to 9:00 P.M. on CBS. (--The fourth leg of the race takes the contestants from Africa to the Arctic Circle.)

--"Extreme Makeover: Home Edition" . . . 8:00 to 9:00 P.M. on ABC. (--"Dancing with the Stars" dancers Derek Hough, Mark Ballas, Tony Dovolani, Chelsie Hightower and Anna Trebunskaya lend a hand rebuilding a home for "Move to the Groove" dance program creator.)

--"Desperate Housewives" . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on ABC. (--Vanessa Williams makes a play for handyman Brian Austin Green and Susan's naughty Internet company uses her as their new billboard model.)

--"Undercover Boss" . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on CBS. (--Frontier Airlines CEO Bryan Bedford goes to work for his company undercover.)

--"Paranormal State" [5th Season Premiere] . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on A&E.

--"Brothers & Sisters" . . . 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on ABC. (--"7th Heaven's" Stephen Collins begins a guest stint as a potential gay love interest for Saul.)

--"Psychic Kids" [3rd Season Premiere] . . . 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on A&E.

--"Mad Men" [4th Season Finale] . . . 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on AMC.

--"Sister Wives" [1st Season Finale] . . . 10:30 to 11:00 P.M. on TLC.

--"La La's Full Court Wedding" [1st Season Finale] . . . 10:30 to 11:30 P.M. on VH1.


WATCH JUSTIN BIEBER RAPPING AS HIS ALTER EGO, SHAWTY MANE:

JUSTIN BIEBER is trying his hand at rapping. --He posted a video of himself performing an original freestyle rap over "Speakin' Tongues", by CAM'RON and VADO. --Among other things, Justin raps about New England Patriots quarterback TOM BRADY . . . who has been accused of ripping off Justin's hairstyle. He raps, quote, "Call up Mr. Brady. Tell him to leave his hair to the guy who sings 'Baby'." --He also name checks LADY GAGA . . . quote, "Call up Lady Gaga on my on my telephone / Hello doll / You're my girl / Beats no metronome." --Justin even has a rap alias: It's SHAWTY MANE.
(--Here's the video . . .)
http://www.twitvid.com/CRFMW


LADY GAGA BOUGHT BACK SOME OF HER OLD RECORDINGS . . . BEFORE THEY COULD BE AUCTIONED OFF:

LADY GAGA bought back some of her old recordings yesterday, just as they were about to be auctioned off. There's no word on how much it cost her. --The songs were recorded between 2002 and 2006 . . . before she became a superstar. There were demos and six CDs, which were made under her real name Stefani Germanotta . . . plus, a DVD of a 2006 performance. --The auction house released a statement afterwards saying, quote, "[We are] very happy to be an instrumental part in bringing the music created by Stefani Germanotta back to its rightful owner." --The recordings were in the possession of Lady Gaga's former manager. He claims he never copied them or attempted to release them to the public. (--By the way, Lady Gaga is currently on tour in Europe, and on Wednesday night, she dedicated her song "Speechless" to her grandfather, who passed away recently. Here's video of the 10-minute performance . . .)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yREociHyijk
(--In the middle of the song, at the 6:40 mark, Lady Gaga said her grandfather liked that she sang live. And she added, quote, "I will sing live every night. I will never lip-sync. Not when you buy a ticket to see my show.")


JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE DOESN'T BLAME PEOPLE WHO DOWNLOADED MUSIC ILLEGALLY ON NAPSTER:

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE plays Napster co-founder SEAN PARKER in "The Social Network", so it was only a matter of time before someone asked him for his thoughts on people downloading music for free online. --And perhaps surprisingly, he's sympathetic. He says, quote, "I understood both sides of it. If I hadn't have dropped out of school, I would've been at a university at that point and I would've been downloading music if it was that easy to do." --Justin also thinks the record companies should have acknowledged that Napster happened because they weren't hip to the digital revolution. --He says, quote, "The record companies should take responsibility for not being of the time and not paying closer attention to what was going on. I don't think one person sitting in a dorm room killed the music industry."


PRINCE WILL LAUNCH A FUNK TOUR IN DECEMBER:

PRINCE will hit the road in December as the centerpiece a funk and jazz tour called Welcome 2 America. The tour will also feature performances by Sheila E., Mint Condition, Cassandra Wilson, Esperanza Spalding and Janelle Monae. --No dates have been announced yet. Prince says, quote, "Bring your friends, bring your children . . . and bring foot spray, because it's going to be funky."


T.I. PLANS ON KEEPING IN TOUCH WITH THE GUY HE TALKED OUT OF COMMITTING SUICIDE:

T.I. says he has "every intention" of staying in contact with "Joshua" . . . the Atlanta man he talked out of jumping from a 22-story office building on Wednesday. --T.I. says, quote, "I'll do anything I can to help things get better." (--Of course, it would be easier to stay in contact with Joshua if he wasn't going back to prison. T.I. will be in court TODAY, asking a judge not to revoke his probation for a drug bust last month.) --As admirable as it is for T.I. to follow up with Joshua . . . it's still even more amazing that he dropped everything to get involved so quickly, and participate so extensively. --He tells "People" magazine, "Something in my heart just said, 'You need to help.'" --T.I. describes his later one-on-one discussion with Joshua as a, quote, "heart to heart." He says, quote, "The first thing I said to him was, 'Man, what's up? What's wrong?' --"He just shook his head and took a deep breath and said, 'Everything.' He was kind of depressed and kind of just worn out by life. His demeanor to me seemed like a guy who just can't catch a break. --"[I said,] 'I'm gonna come check you out and see if there is anything else I can do to help . . . but I'm not saying I'm going to snap my fingers and life is going to be perfect from here on out.'"
(--Here's a news report with T.I.'s comments and some footage from the scene . . .)
http://nyc.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/t-i-rapper-turned-suicide-negotiator/
(--And if you're a true connoisseur of these thwarted suicide situations, here's some hard-to-make-out footage of T.I. talking to Joshua . . .)
http://www.tmz.com/videos?autoplay=true&mediaKey=4d4d13ca-945d-47f8-8951-3c7759434a1c


CARRIE UNDERWOOD HAS A PREGNANCY PACT WITH A FEW OF HER FRIENDS:

CARRIE UNDERWOOD and MIKE FISHER have been saying they want to have kids some day. (--They were married in July.) But when will they officially start trying? Well, that depends on Carrie's friends. I'm not joking. --Here's what Carrie told Gerry House on Nashville's WSIX-FM, quote, "I made a pregnancy pact with a few of my female friends. --"(We) are going to try to have children around the same time. That way we can babysit each other's kids and they can grow up to be friends."


NAZZY’S RANDOM STUFF

BEING IN LOVE REDUCES THE AMOUNT OF PHYSICAL PAIN YOU FEEL . . . AND STIMULATES THE SAME PART OF YOUR BRAIN AS COCAINE:

According to a new study from Stanford University, one of the best painkillers out there is . . . FALLING IN LOVE. --The researchers found that people who had recently fallen in love felt less pain than single people: Intense pain hurt 12% less, and moderate pain hurt 45% less.
--And according to them, it's the same amount of pain reduction you'd get from taking morphine or COCAINE. -The reason for it is that love is constantly triggering your brain's reward centers, in the same way that illegal drugs like cocaine and opium do. And that helps your brain block some of the pain receptors. --The only problem is that it fades over time. When you're first falling in love and the feelings are the most intense, you'll feel the least amount of pain. --When you're in love for longer, and it's not quite the same day-to-day excitement, you'll start feeling pain again. (The Guardian)


OAKLEY DONATED SUNGLASSES TO THE CHILEAN MINERS . . . AND GOT $41 MILLION WORTH OF BRAND EXPOSURE:

When the miners in Chile were being rescued after more than two months trapped underground, experts were worried that the daylight could damage their eyes. Oakley heard about that and donated 33 pairs of $180 sunglasses, one for each miner. --So, as each miner was rescued, he was wearing his brand new pair of free Oakleys. And since the photos and the videos of the rescue were worldwide phenomena, who knows how many people saw those sunglasses. --According to CNBC, Oakley's donation . . . which was about $6,000 worth of sunglasses . . . got them the equivalent of $41 MILLION worth of advertising and brand exposure. (CNBC)


THERE'S ALREADY A CHILEAN MINER RESCUE VIDEO GAME ONLINE:

Well, this didn't take long: Someone already created a "Rescue the Chilean Miners" video game, and you can play it online. It's not complex . . . in fact, even an Atari 2600 would think the graphics are weak . . . but people are finding it addictive. --You use your mouse to control the device that goes down into the mine to get each miner. When you pick one up, his info appears onscreen. The goal is to get all 33 miners up to the surface as quickly as possible. (--Warning: When you beat the game the F-word appears onscreen.)
http://www.root33.cl/los33/


THE NEWEST STUPID HALLOWEEN COSTUME IS . . . THE ANGRY JETBLUE FLIGHT ATTENDANT:

Here's a good topical Halloween costume for you, if you don't want to dress up as LADY GAGA, someone from "Jersey Shore", or a pants-less BRETT FAVRE: The website RickysHalloween.com is selling 'The Angry Steward' costume . . . --It's based on Steven Slater, the deliciously gay JetBlue flight attendant who became 'famous' over the summer when he flipped out on a rude passenger and left the plane using the emergency slide. --The costume includes a flight attendant shirt with a blue tie and a rainbow patch, and a bandage to put on your forehead, since Slater's forehead was cut when a passenger allegedly slammed the door of an overhead bin on his head. --The costume doesn't come with any pants . . . and unfortunately it doesn't come with two beers either, like the ones Slater grabbed before he slid down the emergency slide --The costume is priced at $40. (Ricky's)
(--You can check it out or order it here . . .)
http://www.rickyshalloween.com/mens-halloween-costumes/ricky-s-exclusives/angry-steward.html


SCIENTISTS HAVE FINALLY FIGURED OUT WHY AIRPLANE FOOD TASTES SO BAD:

Andy Woods is a researcher at the University of Manchester in England. And he's finally answered a question that's been the go-to joke for countless generations of terrible stand-up comics: He's figured out why AIRPLANE FOOD tastes so bad. --He just finished a study that found that the amount of BACKGROUND NOISE has a huge impact on how your food tastes. --So if you eat your food in a silent room, it's going to be fantastic. If you eat on a loud, noisy airplane, that same food would be duller . . . the sweet parts taste less sweet, the salty parts taste less salty. --Woods says, quote, "I'm sure airlines do their best. But the evidence points to this effect, where your attention lies. If background noise is loud it might draw your attention to that, away from the food." --He says that this could be why NASA gives astronauts foods that are heavily seasoned . . . when they're in space, there's so much background noise that they need stronger foods. (BBC)


THERE'S A NEW 'WORLD'S SHORTEST MAN' . . . AN 18-YEAR-OLD IN NEPAL WHO'S 26.4 INCHES TALL:

Yesterday, Khagendra Thapa Magar of Pokhara, Nepal turned 18. And on his first day as an adult, he was officially recognized by the people at "Guinness" as the shortest man in the world. --Khagendra is 26.4 inches tall, or two feet, 2.4 inches. He weighs 13 pounds. He's made his living for the past four years traveling around Nepal appearing at fairs. --The previous record-holder for world's shortest man was 24-year-old Edward "Nino" Hernandez of Colombia. He's 27.4 inches tall. (CNN)


17 MILLION AMERICANS DON'T HAVE A SINGLE BANK ACCOUNT:

I understand completely that some people have lost faith in America's financial institutions . . . and that includes banks. But that doesn't mean the best way to protect your money is to jam it under your mattress. --According to the latest numbers, 17 MILLION Americans don't have a bank account. That's 7.7% of all the households in this country. Statistically, that means one out of every 13 households on your block doesn't have a bank account. --There are also 58 million Americans who have a bank account but never have anything in it . . . they rely on payday loans and pawn shops to survive. (Walletpop)


A MAN IN INDIA JUST BUILT THE WORLD'S FIRST $1 BILLION HOME:

Here's one straight from the file of human excess: In the middle of a horrible global recession . . . in a country filled with slums, overcrowding and poverty . . . a man just built the most expensive home in the history of the world. --Mukesh Ambani of Mumbai, India just finished building the world's first $1 BILLION house. --Ambani is the richest person in India, and the fourth richest in the world. He owns the majority of Reliance Industries, a giant oil company in India. --Ambani's house is 27 stories and 568 feet tall. It has a gym, a dance studio, at least one pool, a ballroom, a 50-seat movie theater, a four-story hanging garden, a 160-car parking garage . . . and THREE helicopter pads on the roof. --One of his associates spoke anonymously to the media to defend building a billion dollar home in a city filled with slums. Quote, "He can't just walk into a cinema like you or me. So he built a house to his requirements like anyone else would." --Here's another way to put his excess into perspective. Ambani is worth approximately $29 BILLION, so he spent one-29th of his wealth on his house. To compare, that's like a millionaire building a $35,000 home. (The Guardian)


A CANDIDATE FOR ILLINOIS GOVERNOR NAMED RICH WHITNEY IS ACCIDENTALLY LISTED AS "RICH WHITEY" ON THE BALLOT:

-Rich Whitney is the Green Party candidate for governor in Illinois. He probably isn't going to win . . . the latest polls have him at just 2%. But this CERTAINLY isn't going to help him get votes . . . ESPECIALLY from black voters. --The Chicago Board of Elections made a typo on his name when they were setting up electronic voting ballots for 23 of their voter wards . . . and listed him as RICH WHITEY. (--Rich is, in fact, a white guy.) --Half of those wards are made up of mostly black voters. And Rich Whitney KNOWS that no matter how good of a candidate he is, it's going to be pretty hard for anyone, black or not, to vote for a Rich Whitey for governor. --With the election on November 2nd, it's too late to reprint the ballots. --Polling places will have a sheet hanging up with all of the candidates' names spelled correctly . . . but when people are actually casting their votes, they'll see Rich Whitey. --Whitney says he's considering suing and has decided to take the conspiracy theory route. Quote, "I don't want to be identified as 'Whitey.' I don't know if this is machine politics at play or why this happened." (NBC Chicago)


A WOMAN BEATS THE HELL OUT OF HER HUSBAND FOR FORGETTING TO BUY VODKA:

Now THIS is classy: A 33-year-old woman in Fort Walton Beach, Florida, whose name wasn't released, was arrested last month for BEATING the HELL out of her husband . . . after he forgot to bring her home some vodka. --Apparently, she called him while he was out and told him to bring her vodka, because she'd drank all the vodka in the house. He came home without vodka. So she wrestled him to the ground, hit him, scratched him, and beat on his GROIN. --She's been charged with domestic battery. (Northwest Florida Daily News)


NAZZY’S SILLY VIDEO’S OF THE DAY

#1.) WHOOPI GOLDBERG AND JOY BEHAR WALKED OFF "THE VIEW" TO PROTEST BILL O'REILLY:

BILL O'REILLY was a guest on "The View" yesterday, and when he said that "Muslims killed us on 9/11," WHOOPI GOLDBERG and JOY BEHAR walked off the set. Whoopi lost it first, then Joy stood up, and Whoopi followed her offstage. --But they came back 90 seconds later, after BARBARA WALTERS told the audience, quote, "You have just seen what should not happen. We should be able to have discussions without washing our hands and screaming and walking offstage."

(--Search for "The View Bill O'Reilly on the mosque." O'Reilly says it at 2:22, they walk offstage at 2:42, and they come back at 4:15.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnSd_yLcIic

#2.) BRETT FAVRE GOT HIT IN THE GROIN WITH A FOOTBALL:

BRETT FAVRE got hit in the groin with a football during practice on Wednesday, then he rolled around on the ground writhing in pain. Whether you like Brett or not, you've gotta admit . . . it's one of the more ironic things that could have happened this week.

(--Search for "Brett Favre hit in groin with football.")

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMywHFojUtY


#3.) CONAN O'BRIEN RELEASED AN EPIC NEW PROMO:

CONAN O'BRIEN'S new TBS show starts November 8th, and the newest promo is EPIC: He fills a 1969 Dodge Dart with C-4, gasoline, fireworks, and popcorn . . . then drives it off a cliff.

(--Search for "Conan drives off a cliff." He hits the gas at 1:21.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSFbf0f4Ch8


#4.) HERE'S WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE TO SKYDIVE INTO A STADIUM FILLED WITH 100,000 PEOPLE:

A skydiver from the 101st Airborne Division dropped into the game between Michigan and Michigan State last Saturday, and delivered the game ball to the referees. --And yesterday, the University of Michigan released helmet cam footage of it. --Michigan Stadium is the biggest stadium in the country, with an official capacity of just under 110,000. --And the video has sound, which is cool because you can hear the crowd cheering when he gets close. --Search for "parachuting into Michigan Stadium.")

(--You see the ball he's holding at 1:50, he starts coming in close over the stadium at 2:30, you can hear the crowd cheering at 2:38, and he lands at 3:04.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnJX2FiW-ik


#5.) DOZENS OF UFOS WERE SPOTTED OVER NEW YORK CITY!!! THEY WERE BALLOONS:

Thousands of people saw UFOs over New York City on Wednesday. There's no official word on what they were yet, but someone posted a video on YouTube, and it's pretty lame. They just look like silver balloons. Even the guy in the video says so.

(--Search for "UFOs over NYC 10/13/10.")

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uv9fr_Ades0


THREE TIPS FOR MAKING THE PERFECT APOLOGY:

Apologizing is an art form . . . and most of us suck at it. So today, we've got three simple rules to keep in mind the next time you drop the ball.

#1.) MAKE A MOUNTAIN OUT OF A MOLEHILL. When we mess up, we all have a tendency to downplay things, and make whatever we did wrong seem like it WASN'T that bad. That's human nature. But you should actually be doing the opposite . . . --Instead of saying "It's not a big deal" or "You're overreacting," say something like "I made a big mistake." When you apologize profusely, the person you're apologizing to won't feel the need to beat you over the head with how badly you messed up.

#2.) DON'T MAKE EXCUSES. Being 20 minutes late might seem like a small thing to you, but it's a big deal to the person left waiting. It comes across as disrespectful and rude, and it makes it seem like something else is more important to you. --So dig deep, say you're sorry with sincerity, and avoid the temptation to make excuses. Here's a good rule to keep in mind: Never say, "I'm sorry, BUT . . ." always say "I'm sorry BECAUSE . . ."

#3.) PLAN FOR PREVENTION. This is the most overlooked step in apologizing. After you've said you're sorry for dropping the ball, take the extra step and explain how you're going to make sure it's not going to happen again. --So . . . to stick with the being late example . . . say that in the future, you'll give yourself some "wiggle room" when setting a time, just in case a meeting runs long or there's traffic. And that you'll always call if there's an unforeseen delay. (Happen Magazine)

Thursday, October 14, 2010

HOLLYWOOD DIRT OVERFLOW (10-14-10)

DAVID ARQUETTE SAYS HE "SHARED TOO MUCH" ABOUT HIS SPLIT WITH COURTENEY COX:

DAVID ARQUETTE admits he may have been a little too forthcoming the other day about his split with COURTENEY COX. --Yesterday, he Tweeted, quote, "I shared too much . . . it's alright for me to be honest about my own feelings but in retrospect some of the information I provided involved others and for that I am sorry and humbled. --"Life is a process of spiritual evolution." --He added, quote, "I'm sure Courteney and myself will emerge from this painful time better people for what we've learned." (--Here's a paparazzi video of David denying that he's dating that waitress, Jasmine Waltz . . . and saying he loves his wife . . .)
http://www.tmz.com/videos?autoplay=true&mediaKey=158a83de-2898-4530-96f1-139234d19f1f
--Meanwhile, so-called "sources" say that Courteney is leaning on JENNIFER ANISTON for support . . . which is basically the OPPOSITE of their usual dynamic.


COURTENEY COX CAN MAKE $1 MILLION PROMOTING A WEBSITE CALLED COUGARLIFE.COM:

COURTENEY COX has been offered $1 million to promote a website called CougarLife.com. It's a dating website that hooks older ladies up with younger men. Not that she'll take the offer . . . or that she even needs the money.
(--Check out the website here . . .)
http://cougarlife.com/


JENNIFER HUDSON'S FIANCÉ IS ENJOYING HER SLIMMER FIGURE:

JENNIFER HUDSON has dropped 80 pounds in the last year with Weight Watchers. And she's not done yet. --Not surprisingly, her fiancé . . . WWE rassler DAVID OTUNGA . . . is enjoying the process. Jennifer says, quote, "He's getting adjusted to it, I'll say that. Pleasantly adjusted."


JESSICA SIMPSON'S BOYFRIEND ISN'T MARRIED ANYMORE:

Here's some good news for JESSICA SIMPSON: Her boyfriend isn't married anymore. Former NFL tight end ERIC JOHNSON is now officially divorced from his wife of five years. --It should be noted that Jessica didn't start dating Eric until AFTER he was separated.


DID COLIN FARRELL BREAK UP WITH HIS BABY-MAMA?

The "Star" tabloid claims that COLIN FARRELL has broken up with his latest baby-mama, Alicja Bachleda-Curus, because he didn't like being tied down. Colin and Alicja have a 1-year-old son named Henry. --Colin also has a 7-year-old son named James from a previous relationship.


DO ANGELINA JOLIE AND BRAD PITT LET MADDOX DRINK WINE AND DRIVE A CAR???

A former nanny for BRAD PITT and ANGELINA JOLIE makes some serious accusations about the parenting skills . . . or lack thereof . . . of her former employers. --The source says, quote, "The Jolie-Pitt home is more chaotic than anyone could imagine . . . a place rife with fighting, four-letter words, and sibling squabbles and injuries. --"There's a lot of fighting among all the kids, especially Maddox and Pax. They both have bad tempers. Even when she's home, Angelina is usually holed up in her room making phone calls. --"She likes to take credit for being supermom, but she really doesn't spend a lot of time with the kids. They listen the most to their dad." --The nanny adds that the kids constantly swear, watch R-rated movies and eat junk food. Also, Maddox . . . who's nine years old . . . drinks wine and drives cars around the family's property. --The Nanny says, quote, "They actually have no control over the kids. In the middle of the night, they're running down the hallway, waking their parents up and trying to get into their beds."


PEREZ HILTON IS GOING TO STOP BEING MEAN:

If all this bullying of young gay people can be said to have one positive effect, maybe it's this: PEREZ HILTON has decided to start being DECENT to people. --For those of you who don't know, Perez runs a celebrity gossip site called PerezHilton.com . . . and it basically occupies the lowest rung of the journalistic ladder . . . if it even qualifies for its own rung. --Over the years, it's been insulting, catty, mean-spirited and, yes, bullying. His targets are celebrities, sure . . . but still, it revels in that culture that's so pervasive these days, of offering nothing but negativity and the tearing down of others. --But yesterday on "The Ellen DeGeneres Show", Perez . . . who's gay himself . . . said he's learned his lesson . . . quote, "A lot of people have called me a hypocrite and a bully myself, and a big one . . . --". . . It was a big wakeup call that so many people saw me that way, so from now on, I really want to be part of the solution and not part of the problem." --How does he plan to accomplish that? He said, quote, "I'm gonna do things differently on my website than I have in the past. I'm not gonna call people nasty nicknames. I'm not gonna go the mean route. --"I'm gonna force myself to try and be funnier or smarter or just do things differently, not doodle inappropriate things, not out people."
(--Here's this on video . . .)
http://ellen.warnerbros.com/videos/?autoplay=true&mediaKey=baebf9b6-89bf-4ded-90c8-59ca50f36ff4
--Perez also spilled his guts in a YouTube video, in which he promised to tone down the nastiness. But he added, quote, "I'm not going to sanitize what I do. I still want to be me, and be me, and be fun and be sassy, without being vanilla. --"And also without being malicious and hurtful and nasty." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glRZpHuGj6Q


LINDSAY LOHAN TRIED TO SNEAK OUT OF THE BETTY FORD CENTER TO SCORE SOME COKE . . . AND BY THAT WE MEAN COCA-COLA:

There's simply NO WAY this is true. But it's the kind of story we WISH were true. So we're going to believe it anyway. --The journalistic juggernauts at RadarOnline.com say that LINDSAY LOHAN got caught trying to break out of the Betty Ford Center because she wanted to score some Coke. And by that I mean COCA-COLA. --Apparently, luxuries like soda and TV are strictly regulated at Betty Ford. So Lindsay and another girl tried to bust loose and head over to the nearby Eisenhower Medical Center . . . where they have soda vending machines. --But the other girl got her clothing caught on the fence during the escape attempt . . . so they had to flag down a Betty Ford employee who was driving by on a golf cart to help get her free. --There's no word if Lindsay and her accomplice got into any trouble. --Meanwhile, E! Online reports that Lindsay is spending some quality time with fellow patient TOM ARNOLD. A source says, quote, "Tom Arnold has been really nice to Lindsay. He's been trying to make friends with her." (--Tom checked into Betty Ford two weeks ago to treat a painkiller addiction.)


HERE ARE SOME OF THE RULES LINDSAY LOHAN HAS TO FOLLOW AT BETTY FORD:

Despite the fact that we DON'T believe Radar Online's story about LINDSAY LOHAN trying to sneak out of Betty Ford for a soda, the clinic DOES have some pretty strict rules. And one of them is, NO CAFFEINATED DRINKS.

--Here are some of the other rules Lindsay has to follow . . .
--She can't have a cell phone.
--She can't wear sunglasses or hats, because they can be used to hide drugs and / or the effects of drug use.
--She can't be alone outside the center. She either has to be with an employee or a fellow patient.
--She can't have any alcohol-based products, including nail polish remover, hair gel, hairspray or medicines.
--She CAN leave the center, but only if she's supervised. Also, any such field trips have to be EARNED.
--And last, but not least, Lindsay is being drug-tested regularly.


OSHA HAS DECIDED THAT THE ACCIDENT THAT OCCURRED ON THE SET OF "TRANSFORMERS 3" LAST MONTH WAS NOBODY'S FAULT:

OSHA . . . the Occupational Safety and Health Administration . . . had decided that no one was to blame for the accident that partially paralyzed an extra on the set of "Transformers 3" last month. --24-year-old Gabriella Cedillo was behind the wheel of a car when its tow cable snapped off, flew threw her windshield and sliced into her skull. --She had to be airlifted to a hospital for emergency surgery. She's now paralyzed on the left side of her body . . . possibly for life. --OSHA's report says, quote, "Investigators believe the accident occurred due to the failure of a weld connecting a car to a tow cable. --"The weld was made by a certified welder and all necessary safety precautions were in place, thus no citations or fines will be issued. This was an unfortunate and unforeseeable accident." --Cedillo and her family have filed a lawsuit against both DreamWorks and Paramount, seeking damages of at least $50,000. (--And probably a lot more.) --OSHA's report doesn't do their case any favors . . . and so, as you can imagine, they're not happy about it. --The family released a statement saying they're, quote, "deeply saddened and disappointed" by the report. --They added, quote, "The mere fact that the welding was performed by a 'certified welder' . . . does not in any way suggest that the weld was performed properly. In fact the evidence is clear that it was done in a slip-shod fashion. --"It is completely irresponsible for even a local government bureaucrat to rush to such sloppy conclusions." --Paramount has publicly apologized for the accident, and is covering all of Cedillo's medical bills.


EDDIE MURPHY AND BEN STILLER ARE TEAMING UP:

EDDIE MURPHY and BEN STILLER are teaming up for a new comedy called "Tower Heist". --Stiller plays the overworked manager of a luxury high-rise in Manhattan, who enlists some of his fellow employees . . . including Eddie . . . to rob the building's penthouse tenant . . . a Wall Street capitalist played by ALAN ALDA. --Production is set to begin by the end of the year.


THE GIRL WHO DID THE VOICE OF "DORA THE EXPLORER" HAS MADE $300,000 SO FAR . . . AND COULD MAKE A LOT MORE:

If you haven't heard, 14-year-old CAITLIN SANCHEZ . . . who's been the voice of "Dora the Explorer" since 2007 . . . is suing Nickelodeon for RIPPING HER OFF. --Caitlin and her parents claim she was pressured into signing a complex and unfair contract without a lawyer present. And because of that, they say she's been cheated out of, quote, "millions [or] perhaps tens of millions of dollars." --But for a 14-year-old, she's already made more than enough. --"Sources" say Caitlin has raked in roughly $300,000 in three years. Supposedly that breaks down to about $1,250 an hour. And on top of that, Caitlin still has a ton of cash on the way "from merchandise royalties and residuals from reruns." --Now, none of this means that Caitlin's contract isn't unfair . . . or that she and her parents weren't coerced. But still, that's a lot of money for a 14-year-old, no? --But here's one thing that Caitlin and her family have going for them: Nickelodeon claims to be replacing Caitlin with another actress, because . . . like the original Dora, Kathleen Herles . . . her voice has matured too much for the part. --But Caitlin's team has released a voicemail allegedly from July, in which a Nickelodeon suit says that Caitlin will be the, quote, "face and voice [of Dora] for basically the next two years." (--Dora's 10th anniversary is mentioned in the tape. That gives credence to the family's claim that it was recorded this year, since the "Dora the Explorer" TV series started back in 2000. Here's the audio . . .) http://tmz.vo.llnwd.net/o28/newsdesk/tmz_audio/101210_jodi_davis_audio.mp3


MORE "CELEBRITY APPRENTICE" RUMORS:

Word has it that former baseball player and steroid abuser JOSE CANSECO and "crunk" rapper LIL JON have been lined up for the next "Celebrity Apprentice". --There are also rumors that original "Survivor" winner and tax cheat RICHARD HATCH will be a contestant . . . along with supermodel NIKI TAYLOR. --Earlier this week, we heard STAR JONES, SUGAR RAY singer MARK MCGRATH and LA TOYA JACKSON were also onboard. None of this is official yet. (--The show will premiere early next year.)


A NEW REALITY SERIES WILL FEATURE THE WIVES OF ROCK STARS:

The E! network has just announced a new reality show called "Married to Rock", which follows the wives of three rock stars, and the girlfriend of another. --The cast features: Etty Farrell, who's married to Jane's Addiction singer Perry Farrell . . . Susan Holmes McKagan, the wife of former Guns N' Roses bassist Duff McKagan. (--He also briefly played with Jane's Addiction earlier this year.) --Josie Stevens, the wife of Billy Idol's guitarist Steve Stevens . . . and AJ Celi, who's dating Billy Duffy, the guitarist for The Cult. -An E! suit explains, quote, "So many women have a fantasy about landing a rock star. We're raising the curtain on the rock 'n' roll lifestyle and showing there's more to it than the late-night partying, ravaged hotel rooms and jet-set life we've all read about. --"But, of course, there's all of that too." The show debuts on November 7th. --Of course, the curtain-raising could've been much more interesting if they actually landed some wives of current, relevant rock STARS.) (--How many people have heard of Steve Stevens? And I didn't even know The Cult were still together. So I'm not that interested in any of these significant others right now.)


COMEDY CENTRAL WILL BROADCAST JON STEWART AND STEPHEN COLBERT'S UPCOMING RALLIES IN WASHINGTON:

Comedy Central will air "live broadcasts" from JON STEWART'S "Rally to Restore Sanity" and STEPHEN COLBERT'S "March to Keep Fear Alive." The rallies are happening in Washington D.C. on October 30th. --It's unclear how it'll work. Comedy Central didn't say how much time they'd be devoting to the rallies . . . but they did say they'd also be streaming live footage on their website.


THURSDAY TV REMINDERS: (--Check your local listings.)

--"Bones" . . . 8:00 to 9:00 P.M. on Fox. (--David Alan Grier guest stars as a children's show host who Brennan allows to become her new intern.)

--"30 Rock" [LIVE Performance] . . . 8:30 to 9:00 P.M. on NBC. (--The cast does their first live show in an episode about people forgetting Tina Fey's 40th birthday.)

--"The Office" . . . 9:00 to 9:30 P.M. on NBC. (--Michael phones his past girlfriends when he thinks he has herpes.)

--"The Vanilla Ice Project" [SERIES Premiere] . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on DIY Network. (--Vanilla Ice renovates a house in Palm Beach to put it up for sale.)

--"Grey's Anatomy" . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on ABC. (--Cristina and Owen go house hunting while Meredith and Derek receive bad news from their obstetrician.)

--"CSI" . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on CBS. (--Ann-Margret guest stars as a philanthropist who is targeted by a serial killer.)

--"The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" [SERIES Premiere] . . . 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on Bravo. (--The cast includes Paris Hilton's aunts Kyle and Kim Richards, as well as Kelsey Grammer's ex-wife Camille. She of the irritable bowel fame.)


TOBY KEITH HAS THE NEW #1 ALBUM IN AMERICA:

For the third week in a row, there's a new country album debuting at the top of the all genre album chart. (--Last week it was Kenny Chesney and the week before that it was the Zac Brown Band.) TOBY KEITH'S new album "Bullets in the Gun" sold 71,000 copies this week, knocking the KENNY CHESNEY disc "Hemingway's Whiskey" to the #2 spot. "Bullets" is Toby's fourth #1 album.

--It also has the distinction of being the smallest #1 debut since SoundScan began tracking the charts in May of 1991. Other albums have hit #1 with less, just never in the first week.
1.) (NEW) "Bullets in the Gun", Toby Keith (71,000 copies)
2.) "Hemingway's Whiskey", Kenny Chesney (65,000 copies)
3.) (NEW) "Doo-Wops & Hooligans", Bruno Mars (55,000 copies)


KE$HA HAS A "SPIRITUAL HEALER" ON TOUR WITH HER:

KE$HA has a secret weapon with her on tour: A spiritual healer. --She tells "Seventeen" magazine, quote, "I have a spiritual healer on tour with me, and we center our chakras before every show. We meditate and try to hone in on my psychic abilities, and go to acupuncture, and eat super organic." (--In Hindu and Buddhist ideology, "chakras" are basically a series of spiritual energy wheels that operate as "force centers" in your body . . . I guess.) (--Eating "super organic" is a notch above eating "really organic" . . . and two notches above plain "organic". And it's a notch below "absolutely organic.") --But maybe Ke$ha's spiritual healer can let loose a little, too. --She says, quote, "I could party in a cardboard box with people who are funny and don't care. For me, it's really about who I surround myself with, so I just try to always be with hilarious people." --By the way, Ke$ha is putting out a new disc called "Cannibal" on November 22nd. It's a nine-song, "companion album" to her debut, "Animal". (--This is just like what LADY GAGA did with her "Fame" add-on, "The Fame Monster".)


A JONAS BROTHERS GIG IN MEXICO HAS BEEN CANCELED . . . BECAUSE THERE'S TOO MUCH GANG ACTIVITY IN THE AREA:

The JONAS BROTHERS will begin a tour of Latin and South America tomorrow night, but they will not be hitting up Monterrey, Mexico, as previously planned. --They were supposed to perform there next Thursday, but the show was canceled because of "security concerns." --The promoter, Live Nation, says they were worried for the band's safety because of, quote, "a series of unfortunate events." --That "series of unfortunate events" is referring to the more than 400 drug-related murders that have happened in that area so far this year. --The Jonas Brothers still have shows scheduled in Guadalajara and Mexico City. (--Monterrey is usually a pretty safe area of Mexico, but for whatever reason they've been dealing with a lot of criminal activity this year.)


T.I. TALKED A MAN OUT OF JUMPING OFF A SKYSCRAPER IN ATLANTA YESTERDAY: (???)

T.I. personally talked a young man out of jumping off a skyscraper in Atlanta yesterday. For real . . . T.I. saved the dude's life. Here's how it went down. --At around 4:00 P.M., a local radio station . . . (--V-103) . . . was talking about how there was a man, who has only been identified as "Joshua," threatening to jump off a 22-story office building. The radio station was actually INSIDE that building. --T.I. heard about the situation on the radio, and rushed over to the building. When he got there, he coordinated with the police to try to help talk Joshua down. --He quickly recorded a message on a cell phone that said, quote, "Nothing is that bad. Nothing in life is worth taking your life. I'm here to help you. Please come down to talk to me." --It worked. Joshua came down off the roof in exchange for some face time with T.I. in the lobby of the building. --An Atlanta police officer said, quote, "He didn't have to stop. He could've kept on going about his business. We're happy it ended the way it did, and we thank him." --T.I. later told the Associated Press, quote, "I told him it ain't that bad. It'll get better, to put the time and effort into making it better. I just reminded him, know that I know. It looks bad right now, but it can turn around." --He added that Joshua seemed, quote, "beat up by life." (--The man was taken to the hospital. The police won't be pressing any charges against him.) --All this comes at a VERY convenient time for T.I. Tomorrow he'll be in court asking a judge not to revoke his probation for a drug bust last month. --But T.I. says he wasn't even thinking about that. In a radio interview after all the excitement . . . (--again, with V-103) . . . T.I. said that he isn't accepting any credit for his role in talking Joshua down. --He added, quote, "I didn't wake up this morning with the intentions of going down and helping hostage negotiators talk someone down off of a ledge. I don't think that can be in anyone's plan of action." (--You can listen to the full interview at V-103's website, here . . .)
http://www.v103webmag.com/atlanta/my-brothers-keeper/2584/


NAZZY’S RANDOM STUFF

PRESIDENT OBAMA AND SARAH PALIN ARE TENTH COUSINS?

If PRESIDENT OBAMA and SARAH PALIN ever leave their spouses for each other . . . which, by the way, would be the news story that finally makes the Internet explode . . . there's a TINY chance they'd have a mutual relative at the wedding. --The genealogy website Ancestry.com traced both of their family trees and found that, believe it or not, President Obama and Sarah Palin are actually TENTH COUSINS. --They share a mutual ancestor named John Smith. Because you're wondering, he's a white guy. --They also found that Obama and RUSH LIMBAUGH are tenth cousins, with a mutual ancestor named Richmond Terrell. (--We can't confirm his race. Although I'm thinking one possibility might send Rush straight to his pills.) --Obama, Palin and GEORGE W. BUSH are all also 11th cousins, with a common ancestor named Samuel Hinckley. --Palin, Senate Majority Leader HARRY REID, and ANN COULTER are also all distant cousins . . . they share an ancestor named John Lathrop, who was exiled from England to the U.S. for becoming a minister of an illegal underground church. --Obama is also seventh cousins, three times removed, with WARREN BUFFETT . . . and ninth cousins with BRAD PITT. (Ancestry.com)


UPDATE: THE CHILEAN MINER WHOSE AFFAIR WAS EXPOSED WAS GREETED BY HIS MISTRESS, NOT HIS WIFE:

(--Back on September 3rd, we told you about this saga. And now, with the Chilean miners being rescued, it's reached its conclusion.) We're very happy and all that about the Chilean miners finally being rescued. It's a real triumph of the human spirit and will be a great movie eventually, probably featuring Benicio Del Toro, Mario Lopez, and maybe Edward James Olmos. --But what we REALLY wanted to hear about was what happened to 50-year-old Yonni Barrios. He's the miner whose AFFAIR was exposed while he was trapped . . . after both his mistress AND his wife showed up to hold a vigil for him. --Well . . . early yesterday morning, Yonni was the 21st miner rescued from the mine. And there to greet him was . . . HIS MISTRESS. No wife. --That mistress is 45-year-old Susana Valenzuela. When Yonni emerged, she was there to give him a giant hug and kiss. His wife, 56-year-old Marta Salinas, REFUSED to be there if the mistress was going to be there. --According to Yonni's sister, now that he's out, he's REALLY trying to do the old have-your-cake-and-eat-it-too thing. Quote, "He loves them both and he wants them to be friends with each other. --His wife says that's not an option. (The Telegraph)

(--Here's a video of Yonni's rescue and his reunion with his mistress . . .)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfiBVg6ipq4


HISPANICS HAVE THE LONGEST LIFE EXPECTANCY IN THE U.S.:

I didn't NEED any more proof that Latinos are tough . . . have YOU ever had the cajones to get the Raiders logo tattooed on YOUR skull? But here's some more proof anyway. --The U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention just released a new report on life expectancy for different races in this country . . . and Hispanics are NUMBER ONE. --The average Hispanic person born in the U.S. in 2006 is expected to live to be about 80 years, seven months old. --For white people, life expectancy is two years less. For black people, life expectancy is almost eight years less. --Of course, even with all this good news about the raza, the experts who were interviewed about this study HAD to find a way to hold the brown man down. --Even though these numbers are impressive, they call it the "Hispanic paradox" . . . meaning that even though a large number of Hispanics are poor and undereducated, they live the longest. --The theory for why this happens is that the Hispanics who immigrate to the U.S. can often be the smartest and healthiest from their home countries.
(Associated Press)


HERE ARE THE 100 BEST JOBS IN AMERICA:

CNN's "Money" magazine just released its annual list of the 100 best jobs in the U.S. . . . and obstetrician/gynecologist came in LAST. --Yes, it still beat the jobs that didn't qualify for the top 100. --The list is based on pay, future job growth, and quality of life. --While OB/GYNs make good money now . . . a median of $210,000 . . . the job got bad scores for stress, future growth, and future salary growth. --Software architect was named the top job in the country. It's followed by physician assistant, management consultant, physical therapist, and environmental engineer. --The job with the highest expected job growth in the next 10 years is biomedical engineer. And the job with the best pay is anesthesiologist. (CNNMoney.com)
(--You can see the full top 100 here . . .)
http://money.cnn.com/magazines/moneymag/bestjobs/2010/full_list/index.html


THE PEOPLE LEAST SATISFIED WITH THEIR CAREER PATH MAJORED IN PSYCHOLOGY:

The "Wall Street Journal" just finished a survey where they asked people with different college majors how satisfied they were with their career. --And in a LANDSLIDE, the people who feel the LEAST satisfied with their career path majored in . . . psychology. --Only 26% of people who majored in psych say they're "satisfied" or "very satisfied" with their career paths. (--In other words, three-quarters of former psych majors are unhappy with their job. For some reason, that's awesome.) --Keep in mind, the survey didn't include some notoriously dead-end majors, like art history, dead romance languages, or philosophy. --People who majored in chemical engineering and management information systems were the most satisfied with their careers, at 54%. Accounting, advertising, and international business are also in the top five. --Psychology is last, with 26%. As for the rest of the bottom five, only 40% of environmental engineering majors are satisfied with their career paths. Economics majors are tied with them at 40%. And people who majored in either communications or marketing are tied at 43%. (Wall Street Journal)


A 42-YEAR-OLD MAN RUNS HIS GIRLFRIEND OFF THE ROAD . . . IN HER PORSCHE . . . BECAUSE SHE TOOK AWAY HIS PLAYSTATION:

42-year-old Darren Suchon of Lehigh Township, Pennsylvania lives with his girlfriend, Colleen Frable. Darren's unemployed and plays PlayStation all day. Colleen owns a Porsche. --Colleen was getting angrier and angrier about Darren just lying around their house all day playing video games, not even trying to get a job. So, on Friday, she left for work . . . and took his PlayStation with her. --And Darren FLIPPED OUT. He got in her Porsche, chased her down, eventually caught up to her . . . REAR-ENDED the car she was driving . . . and ran her off the road. --When the police got there, he told them he, quote, "didn't know what the big deal was. I just wanted the game, I would never hurt her." He said she'd taken his PS3 to work once before and he didn't want it to happen again. --He's been charged with simple assault, reckless endangerment, harassment, disorderly conduct, reckless driving, and driving with a suspended or revoked license. (Allentown Morning Call)

A WOMAN IN MICHIGAN GAVE BIRTH ON 8/8/2008, 9/9/2009 . . . AND NOW 10/10/2010:

Either Chad and Barbara Soper of Rockford, Michigan REALLY have a thing for numerology . . . or they're about to start. --Two years ago, on August 8th, 2008 . . . or 8/8/8 . . . Barbara gave birth to their first child. The next year, on September 9th, 2009 . . . that's 9/9/9 . . . she gave birth to their second child. --And, yep . . . on Sunday, which was October 10th, 2010 . . . or 10/10/10 . . . Barbara gave birth to their third child. --Chad and Barbara swear it isn't planned: They haven't been intentionally getting-it-on nine months before symmetrical dates on purpose. It just kind of happened that way. --Their 8/8/8 baby, Chloe, was born full term. Their 9/9/9 baby, Cameron, was unplanned . . . his birth was induced by the doctor to avoid complications. --Their 10/10/10 baby, Cearra, wasn't due until November 4th. But she developed blood clots in her legs and doctors said they needed to get her out. They induced labor on October 9th, but Cearra wasn't born until 6:53 the next night. --As rare as this sounds, a statistics professor named Philip Stark at the University of California, Berkeley, says, quote, "The probability is not as astronomical as you might think. [It could be as low as] one in 2,500." --As for the Sopers, they say they're done having kids . . . they apparently have NO plans on having relations early this February to try to have a November 11th, 2011 birth. (USA Today)


THE POWER OF FACEBOOK REUNITES A MISSING DOG WITH HER OWNERS AFTER FOUR YEARS:

Facebook gets its share of bad press . . . but here's a case where we need to CELEBRATE it for changing the way that people can now communicate with each other. --Diane Stess-Kirschner lives in Fort Lauderdale, Florida. A few weeks back, she found a lost dog wandering around. That dog turned out to be a 12-year-old mixed breed named Topaz. --Topaz had a microchip implanted under her skin that identified her owners as Glen and Casaundra Greenfelder. But when Diane called their phone number, it was disconnected. --So she took to the Internet and finally tracked down the Greenfelders on Facebook. She sent them a Facebook message, and they confirmed that Topaz was their missing dog. --The Greenfelders say that they moved from Florida to Roseville, California four years ago. At the time, they were having a baby and didn't think they could handle the dog as well, so they left Topaz with a family member. --That family member ended up giving Topaz to a different family . . . and from there, Topaz ran away. --Diane made the arrangements to get Topaz on a flight to Sacramento, and the Greenfelders were able to pick her up a few days ago. (ABC 10 - Sacramento)


A FAMILY IN MICHIGAN PUTS THEIR DOG TO SLEEP . . . AND THE NEXT DAY, SHE WAKES UP:

There's a 10-year-old Rottweiler in Redford, Michigan who CLEARLY is meant to be alive. Her name's Mia. And she did something that seems IMPOSSIBLE. --Last week, her owners had her put to sleep because of her chronic and painful spinal problems. Their vet gave her a lethal injection. She closed her eyes and he declared her dead. --The next morning, MIA WOKE UP. --Matt Olivarez is Mia's owner. He says that after Mia was put to sleep, he brought her home so the family could give her a proper burial. But when he went into the garage the next morning to get her body . . . she was AWAKE. --The family is now struggling with their decision: Whether or not they should take her back to the vet and have her put down again. --She's in chronic pain, she can barely walk, and there's nothing that can help her spinal problems. But at the same time, Matt's worried she might be resistant to the injections and, quote, "What if I would have cremated her or buried her alive?" --The vet who administered the shots says he's reviewing what happened. (ABC 7 - Detroit)
(--Here's a news report about Mia . . .)
http://www.wxyz.com/dpp/news/family-dog-put-to-sleep...-wakes-up-hours-later


A TOWN WANTS TO PREVENT STUFF GETTING STOLEN OUT OF CARS BY . . . FINING PEOPLE FOR NOT LOCKING UP?

This seems like an INCREDIBLY backwards crime fighting plan, but what do I know? I'm far too intelligent and rational to work for the government. --Upper Moreland Township is a suburb of Philadelphia, and they've had trouble with people breaking in to cars. So the city commissioners are debating a plan to fight that crime by . . . fining people who leave their cars unlocked. --That's right. They're not going after the people actually committing the crimes . . . they're going after the people who might be victims. --According to the local police chief, Thomas Nestel, since 2008, three out of four car break-ins have happened to cars that were unlocked. --So under this new plan, if the police caught you leaving your car unlocked, you'd get a warning on first offense . . . and a $25 fine on second offense. --At a town meeting, the residents were split about whether this was a good idea . . . although most of them were, naturally, leaning against it. (Montgomery News) (--Seems like a pretty slippery slope to me. One day, could we get fined for not wearing bulletproof vests to prevent murders? Or for not closing the curtains because it might show we have a nice TV inside?)


NAZZY’S SILLY VIDEOS OF THE DAY

#1.) BRUCE WILLIS DID "BETWEEN TWO FERNS WITH ZACH GALIFIANAKIS":

ZACH GALIFIANAKIS did another installment of his online talk show, "Between Two Ferns", and this one stars BRUCE WILLIS. Among other things, Zach asks him if he plans to do another "Grumpy Old Men" movie, and if his favorite child is ASHTON KUTCHER.

(--Search for "Between Two Ferns with Bruce Willis." WARNING: This video includes the F-word and the word "blown.")

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/eec0f64fc5/between-two-ferns-with-zach-galifianakis-bruce-willis



#2.) HERE'S A MASH-UP OF FAMOUS LAST WORDS:

The website ScreenJunkies.com has a five-minute-long video called 'Famous Last Words.' It's a mash-up of the last things movie characters say right before they die. --Some of them are classics, like the word "Rosebud" in "Citizen Cane" or Spock saying "Live long and prosper" in "Star Trek 2: The Wrath Of Khan." But a lot of them are more obscure. (--Search for "ScreenJunkies.com famous last words.")

(--WARNING: This video includes the F-word and graphic violence.)

http://www.screenjunkies.com/movienews/famous-last-words-mash


#3.) AND NOW . . . CONDOM TRICKS!

TheFrisky.com has a list of the ten best YouTube videos of people doing tricks with condoms. Some of them are real tricks . . . like a guy fitting a condom over his head and blowing it up with his nose. --But most of the videos just show people doing stupid stuff with them . . . like seeing how much water a Trojan Magnum will hold before it pops. It turns out one of them can hold almost enough water to fill a bathtub halfway. (--Search for "TheFrisky.com condom trick videos.")

http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-10-youtube-videos-of-people-doing-condom-tricks/


TEN SIGNS YOU'RE AN ANNOYING AIRLINE PASSENGER:

If you're flying somewhere this weekend, don't be the clueless idiot on the plane that everyone hates. Here are ten signs you're an annoying airline passenger . . .

#1.) YOU SET OFF THE METAL DETECTOR. If you don't know that your belt buckle and your cell phone will set it off, it's obvious you're a rookie. Anything you do to hold up the security line makes you annoying.

#2.) YOU STAND INSTEAD OF WALK ON THE MOVING WALKWAY. You were just on a plane for hours. Or you're about to get on a plane for hours. Don't you WANT to move your legs? At the very least, stand to the right. --That way, other people can pass you. But honestly, unless you're elderly or you're carrying a baby, keep walking like you normally would. Besides, it's the only chance you ever get to feel like you're walking 20 miles an hour. (???)

#3.) YOU FREAK OUT IF THERE'S NO SPACE IN THE OVERHEAD BIN ABOVE YOUR SEAT. Just stow your bag above someone else's seat, or ask the stewardess to do it for you. It's all going to the same place anyway.

#4.) YOU'RE TOO TALKATIVE. If the person sitting next to you strikes up a conversation, talk as much as you want. But don't FORCE them to talk.

#5.) YOU BRING FAST FOOD ON THE PLANE. When you're the one eating it, you don't realize how overpowering the smell is. And not everybody likes that smell. So either eat it before you get on the plane, or get something else.
#6.) YOU USE PORTABLE ELECTRONICS DURING TAKE-OFF AND LANDING. Everyone knows it probably won't make the plane fall out of the sky. But the other passengers don't want to take that chance just so you can listen to your iPod.

#7.) YOU HAVE NOISY KIDS. People understand there's not much you can do about a crying baby. But if your kids are old enough to understand English and you can't keep them from screaming and kicking the seats, you're annoying.

#8.) YOU CLAP WHEN THE PLANE LANDS. If an engine went out in mid-air, fine. But if you're one of those people who applauds a routine landing, it makes you look like you've never been on a plane before.

#9.) YOU DON'T STAY SEATED UNTIL THE AIRCRAFT HAS REACHED THE GATE. You're legally not allowed to stand up before they tell you to. --Plus, you have to wait for all the people in the rows in front of you to get off the plane anyway. So it's not saving you any time.

#10.) WHEN YOU GET TO THE BAGGAGE CLAIM, YOU JOCKY FOR POSITION. Here's the thing: Everyone's already annoyed because they just got off an airplane. --So if you're that person who wedges your way through the crowd so you can be right in front when your bag comes out . . . stop. (Frommers.com)

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

HOLLYWOOD DIRT OVERFLOW (10-13-10)

THE 2010 AMA NOMINEES

THE NOMINEES FOR THE "AMAs" HAVE BEEN ANNOUNCED:

The nominees for the "38th Annual American Music Awards" were announced yesterday . . . and this year, EMINEM and LADY ANTEBELLUM tied for the most nominations with five apiece. --JUSTIN BIEBER was next with four . . . and KATY PERRY, KE$HA, USHER and rapper B.O.B. followed with three each. --Eminem and Justin will face off in three categories . . . including the top award, Artist of the Year. LADY GAGA is also up for that, along with Katy Perry and Ke$ha. --AMA nominees are determined using a formula that weighs artists' music sales, prevalence on radio and TV, Internet streams and videos . . . plus, "additional online metrics," which includes "social-media activity." --ABC will air the ceremony live on Sunday, November 21st. --As usual, YOU will choose the winners. Voting is open NOW at AMAvote.com. You'll have to provide an email address to register before casting your vote.
(ALL GENRES)

ARTIST OF THE YEAR:

--Justin Bieber
--Eminem
--Ke$ha
--Lady Gaga
--Katy Perry

BREAKTHROUGH ARTIST:

--B.o.B
--Justin Bieber
--Taio Cruz
--Jason Derulo
--Ke$ha
--Lady Antebellum
--Travie McCoy
--Mike Posner

FAVORITE MALE ARTIST - POP / ROCK:

--Justin Bieber
--Eminem
--Usher

FAVORITE FEMALE ARTIST - POP / ROCK:

--Ke$ha
--Lady Gaga
--Katy Perry

AVORITE BAND, DUO OR GROUP - POP / ROCK:

--Black Eyed Peas
--Lady Antebellum
--Train

FAVORITE POP / ROCK ALBUM:

--"My World 2.0", Justin Bieber
--"Recovery", Eminem
--"Teenage Dream", Katy Perry

FAVORITE ARTIST - ALTERNATIVE ROCK:

--Muse
--Phoenix
--Vampire Weekend

FAVORITE MALE ARTIST - RAP / HIP-HOP:

--Eminem
--Drake
--B.o.B

FAVORITE RAP / HIP-HOP ALBUM:

--"Recovery", Eminem
--"Thank Me Later", Drake
--"B.o.B Presents", B.o.B

FAVORITE MALE ARTIST - SOUL / R&B:

--Chris Brown
--Trey Songz
--Usher

FAVORITE FEMALE ARTIST - SOUL / R&B:

--Alicia Keys
--Rihanna
--Sade

FAVORITE SOUL / R&B ALBUM:

--"The Element of Freedom ", Alicia Keys
--"Soldier of Love", Sade
--"Raymond v. Raymond", Usher

FAVORITE COUNTRY ARTIST - MALE:

--Jason Aldean
--Luke Bryan
--Brad Paisley

FAVORITE COUNTRY ARTIST - FEMALE:

--Miranda Lambert
--Taylor Swift
--Carrie Underwood

FAVORITE COUNTRY BAND, DUO OR GROUP:

--Lady Antebellum
--Zac Brown Band
--Rascal Flatts

FAVORITE COUNTRY ALBUM:

--"Need You Now", Lady Antebellum
--"Play On", Carrie Underwood
--"Wide Open", Jason Aldean
FAVORITE ADULT/CONTEMPORARY ARTIST:

--Lady Antebellum
--Train
--Michael Bublé

FAVORITE CONTEMPORARY INSPIRATIONAL ARTIST:

--Casting Crowns
--MercyMe
--TobyMac

FAVORITE LATIN MUSIC ARTIST:

--Shakira
--Enrique Iglesias
--Daddy Yankee

FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK ALBUM:

--"Iron Man 2" . . . with music by AC/DC
--"Glee: The Music, Volume 3 - Showstoppers"
--"The Twilight Saga: Eclipse"


CHRISTINA AGUILERA AND HER HUSBAND ARE BREAKING UP:

Celebrity breakups are apparently the big thing this year . . . because CHRISTINA AGUILERA and her husband, Jordan Bratman, are trying it too. --A so-called "source" says, quote, "Yes they are separated. Right now they're just trying to figure things out. There are no divorce proceedings at this point. They have their ups and downs like all married couples. They argue like everyone else." --Another source says, quote, "They were very much in love. But over the last six months, it became clear they were more like friends than husband and wife." --Christina released a brief statement saying, quote, "Although Jordan and I are separated, our commitment to our son Max remains as strong as ever." --Max will be 3 in January. Christina and Jordan got married in 2005.


JOAN COLLINS SAYS JENNIFER ANISTON IS "CUTE" BUT NOT "BEAUTIFUL":

If you're like me, you wake up most mornings with one question on your mind: Is JOAN COLLINS Team Angelina or Team Jennifer? And now, we have the answer. She's Team Angelina all the way. --Joan says, quote, "I have to say, there aren't that many good looking actresses around today. I mean, there's ANGELINA JOLIE and there's . . . Angelina Jolie. --"JENNIFER ANISTON is cute, but I wouldn't call her beautiful. She's no Ava [Gardner] or Lana [Turner]." --Reached for comment, Jennifer's rep said there was, quote, "no need to engage with that nonsense." --Joan herself is still a bit of a minx at the age of 77. And she owes none of that to plastic surgery. Nor will she ever. --She says, quote, "Women who turn to cosmetic procedures look ghastly. I quite like the way I look, I'm quite happy with the way I look and I really don't want to change it. --"In front of the camera my skin probably isn't nearly as good as it used to be. But, I mean, what the hell, everybody's got to get older. I think there's something rather terrifying about people who are in their 50s or 60s trying to look 30 or 40." (--Also helping Joan feel young, we assume, is the fact that she's got a 45-year-old husband.)


MATT DAMON'S WIFE IS HAVING ANOTHER BABY GIRL:

MATT DAMON is already surrounded by women at his home . . . and now he's adding another one. Matt's wife, Luciana Barroso, is pregnant with a girl. There's no word on a due date. --Matt and Luciana already have two daughters, ages 4 and 2 . . . and Luciana has an 11-year-old daughter from a previous marriage.




JIM CARREY’S NEW WOMAN

JIM CARREY is having no trouble moving on from JENNY MCCARTHY. This past Saturday, he was messing with what appeared to be some quality woman at a rooftop party in New York City.
(--Check out some pics . . .)
http://www.tmz.com/2010/10/11/jim-carrey-jenny-mccarthy-new-york-city-rooftop-party-new-girl-pictures/


A SUDANESE WOMAN BLESSED GEORGE CLOONEY . . . BY SPITTING ON HIM:

GEORGE CLOONEY was recently in the Sudan . . . where civil war is a very real possibility these days. And he was SPAT ON by an elderly woman. But it was a good thing. --Apparently, it's a BLESSING for someone to spit in the palms of both your hands, and then on the top of your head. And that's exactly what the woman did to George. (--Check out video here . . .)
http://www.popsugar.com/Video-George-Clooney-Getting-Spit-11438060
--Clooney is back in the States now, trying to convince the government to do something about the situation in the Darfur region.
--On yesterday's "Today" show, he said, quote, "I think [civil war] can be stopped. We stopped it in 2005 with diplomacy. We didn't stop it with soldiers. So, yes, if we get involved now, we have a shot." --He added, quote, "Everyone acknowledges that this is what is going to take place if someone doesn't moderate and mediate . . . I'm just trying to say it as loud as possible."


SOMEONE CALLED A NOISE COMPLAINT ON KATHERINE HEIGL AND HER HUSBAND . . . BECAUSE THEY WERE BEING TOO LOUD IN THEIR HOT TUB:

How would you like to be a cop responding to a noise complaint . . . and when you walk up to the house in question and knock on the door, KATHERINE HEIGL answers . . . IN A BIKINI??? --That happened to some lucky police officers on Monday night, when a neighbor called the cops because Katherine and her husband were being too loud in their hot tub. --I know what you're thinking, because I'm thinking it, too. But there's no indication that the noise they were making was of a sexual nature. --Katherine and her husband told police that the woman who called them has had noise issues with several other neighbors as well. (--So she's one of THOSE kinds of neighbors. We all have at least one, don't we?) --The cops apparently decided this was just a silly neighbor dispute, because they left without issuing a citation. http://www.tmz.com/videos?autoplay=true&mediaKey=ba7f3fc3-4e92-453c-82f8-fccbf47251c6


"GQ" MAGAZINE HAS RELEASED A "BALD 100 POWER LIST":

"GQ" magazine has released the Bald 100 Power List . . . which is just what it sounds like: A list of the 100 most powerful bald men in the world. --The magazine says, quote, "Bald guys always seem to be feeling that dudes with all the hair not only get all the women but have all the power. Not so! --"The truth is, bald dudes form a power base of frightening strength and size. We at 'GQ' wanted to alert the world to the power these bald men wield in our society." --The list doesn't seem to be ranked in any order, but it includes . . .

--BRUCE WILLIS

--GEORGE FOREMAN

--THE DALAI LAMA

--HOWIE MANDEL

--SEAL

--HOMER SIMPSON

--PATRICK STEWART

--BILLY CORGAN

--CHRIS DAUGHTRY

--DICK CHENEY

--MOBY

--DANNY DEVITO

--ROBERT DUVALL

--MICHAEL JORDAN

--SAMUEL L. JACKSON

--JOHN MALKOVICH

--DR. PHIL

--RUPERT MURDOCH

--VERNE TROYER (???)

(--Check out the full list here . . .) http://www.gq.com/entertainment/celebrities/201010/bald-100#slide=9


A MAN WAS ARRESTED FOR BIKING UP TO PARIS HILTON'S FRONT DOOR:

Some guy got on his bicycle early yesterday morning, pedaled right up to PARIS HILTON'S front door and started banging on it. -One of Paris' security guards tried to stop him, but the perp put up a fight. Security restrained him until the cops arrived and hauled him away. This happened at around 12:15 A.M. That's pretty much all we know about it. --Paris lives in a gated community. There's no word how the guy managed to get through the front gate. --Paris might want to start paying a little more for security. Back in August, a 31-year-old man was caught trying to break into her house with TWO KNIVES. --It was Paris' boyfriend, Cy Waits, who caught the dude . . . and actually held him at GUNPOINT until police showed up.


THE SITUATION THINKS HE'S TOO COOL FOR STEVE-O:

IT'S ON!!! . . . between two MTV superstars. Because MIKE "THE SITUATION" SORRENTINO from "Jersey Shore" has dissed "Jackass" jackass STEVE-O. -It happened at the "MTV Video Music Awards". Apparently, Steve-O is a "Jersey Shore" fan . . . but when he tried to approach The Situation, he got "COOL-GUY'D." --According to EHREN MCGHEHEY of "Jackass", being cool-guy'd is when someone brushes you off with an uninterested nod of the head. --So according to Ehren and JASON "WEE MAN" ACUNA, there's no love in the "Jackass" camp for The Situation. --Except maybe from Steve-O himself. Yes, in spite of being cool-guy'd, he's still a fan. -He says, quote, "I have a rescue dog named Walter, and Walter and I are such fans of the 'Jersey Shore' that we changed his name to DJ Wally D. Yeah, he pulled a little bit of a 'cool guy' routine. --"But then again, that's kind of what he's supposed to do, right? Be a douche bag? What am I, like, going to be shocked?" (--Here's video . . . but BE WARNED!!! There's an unedited S-word in this clip . . .)
http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1649849/20101012/story.jhtml


ERIC STOLTZ WAS ORIGINALLY SUPPOSED TO STAR IN THE "BACK TO THE FUTURE" MOVIES . . . BUT THEY FIRED HIM AFTER FIVE WEEKS OF FILMING AND REPLACED HIM WITH MICHAEL J. FOX:

"Back to the Future" would have been a vastly different movie if MICHAEL J. FOX hadn't starred in it. The thing is, that almost happened. In fact, it sort of DID happen in a way. Let me explain: --ERIC STOLTZ was originally hired to play Michael's character, Marty McFly. And they were five weeks into shooting the movie before director ROBERT ZEMECKIS realized that it just wasn't working out. --He decided something drastic had to be done, so he went to STEVEN SPIELBERG, who was producing. --Spielberg says, quote, "He showed me the first five weeks of footage cut together, and he just said, 'I don't think we're getting the laughs that I was hoping we would get. And . . . I realized that he was absolutely correct." --Zemeckis adds, quote, "I had to make this horrific decision, which was very heartbreaking for everybody." (--This is from the extra features on the upcoming "Back to the Future 25th Anniversary Trilogy", which comes out on Blu-ray on October 26th.)
(--Here's a video clip that includes never-before-seen footage of Eric Stoltz as Marty McFly . . .)
http://video.hollywoodreporter.com/services/player/bcpid87884717001?bctid=632057561001


NBC IS DOING ANOTHER "CELEBRITY APPRENTICE" NEXT YEAR:

DONALD TRUMP has NBC by the balls. I don't know how . . . maybe he's blackmailing them . . . but SOMETHING is going on. --"Entertainment Weekly" says NBC will launch a fourth season of "Celebrity Apprentice" early next year . . . with STAR JONES, SUGAR RAY singer MARK MCGRATH and one of MICHAEL JACKSON'S sisters. --It's LA TOYA. (--I know. You either couldn't care less, or are already programming your DVR . . . depending on how much you enjoy THE CRAZY.) -NBC wouldn't comment. (--In 2003, 20.7 million people watched the first season of "The Apprentice".) (--In the nine seasons since, the audience has shrunk, significantly, every season except one: The first "Celebrity Apprentice", which briefly breathed some life back into the franchise.)


ANDY RICHTER HAS JOINED CONAN O'BRIEN'S NEW SHOW:

CONAN O'BRIEN'S longtime sidekick, ANDY RICHTER, will follow him to TBS. --Andy said, quote, "I'm thrilled to be going back to work with Conan . . . and very excited to start a whole new venture on TBS. However, I am mostly looking forward to getting out of the house again." --And Conan joked, quote, "This decision was made without my authority. I will get to the bottom of this." (--The new show, "Conan", premieres on November 8th.)


WILL THE NEXT SEASON OF "SURVIVOR" FEATURE A REMATCH BETWEEN ROB AND RUSSELL . . . AND CARRIE PREJEAN?

RealityBlurred.com reports that the upcoming 22nd season of "Survivor" may feature some familiar faces. --Supposedly, ROB MARIANO and RUSSELL HANTZ are coming back . . . again. --It would be Rob's FOURTH "Survivor" season. (--He's also done two seasons of "The Amazing Race".) --And it'd be Russell's third season, but all of those are recent. In fact, it'd be his third season in the last four. He and Rob even butted heads this past spring . . . on "Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains". --It sounds like producers want a rematch. There's some talk online that Rob and Russell will have automatic immunity until the merge . . . so I guess the plan would be for them to meet up and battle or something. --Meanwhile, there's also speculation that former Miss USA runner-up CARRIE PREJEAN will be one of the castaways next season. Carrie is the one who became famous for dissing gay marriage and preaching her support of "opposite marriage." --It's unclear how she fits with the Rob and Russell rematch, but some people are saying the season could have a "redemption" theme.


"DANCING WITH THE STARS" IS STILL YOUR #1 SHOW:

Once again, "Dancing with the Stars" was the most watched show on TV last week, with 20 million people tuning in to the performance show. It just barely beat out "NCIS" by about 100,000 viewers.

1.) The "Dancing with the Stars" performance show, ABC, 19.9 million viewers
2.) "NCIS", CBS, 19.8 million viewers
3.) "Sunday Night Football", NBC, 16.9 million viewers (--The Philadelphia Eagles beat the San Francisco 49ers by a score of 27-24.)
4.) The "Dancing with the Stars" results show, ABC, 16.7 million viewers
5.) "NCIS: Los Angeles", CBS, 16.1 million viewers
WEDNESDAY TV REMINDERS: (--Check your local listings.)

--"Law & Order: Special Victims Unit" . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on NBC. (--"Numb3rs" geek David Krumholtz guest stars as the prime suspect when a woman turns up dead in a fountain from toxic mushrooms.)

--"Dog the Bounty Hunter" . . . 9:00 to 9:30 P.M. on A&E. (--Dog returns to Hawaii to track down a fugitive who is being protected by friends and family.)

--"South Park" . . . 10:00 to 10:30 P.M. on Comedy Central. (--New Jersey invades the town of South Park.)

--"I Shouldn't Be Alive" [3rd Season Premiere] . . . 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on Animal Planet.

--"Storm Chasers" [4th Season Premiere] . . . 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on Discovery.

--"What's Eating You?" [SERIES Premiere] . . . 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on E! (--This six-part series focuses on eating disorders, starting with a dancer battling anorexia and a woman trying to suppress her bulimic tendencies.)


RICK SPRINGFIELD KILLED A MAN IN 'NAM!!!

RICK SPRINGFIELD is mostly known as the suave, '80s heartthrob who brought us "Jessie's Girl", which of course is a gift that's still giving even today! --But here's something you probably didn't know: RICK KILLED A MAN IN 'NAM!!! --Seriously. He talks about it in his new autobiography, "Late, Late at Night", which hit bookshelves yesterday. Since you NEED to know . . . here's the story --Back in 1968, Rick went to Vietnam to entertain the U.S. troops. He was 17 at the time. While he was there, the Americans were attacked . . . and Rick lent a hand by loading explosive rounds into mortar tubes. --Well, one of the ones he loaded killed a Viet Cong soldier. --Rick says, quote, "That was a war situation but it is still something that to this day sends a shiver down my spine." He calls it one of his "deepest, darkest secrets." --Elsewhere in the book, Rick talks about his on-and-off battle with depression. --It was so bad, that he actually tried to commit suicide when he was 16 by hanging himself in a backyard shed. Fortunately, the rope's knot didn't hold. --He says, quote, "Having suicide ride on my shoulders was not a lot of fun through a lot of my life . . . and surviving that was a real high point for me. --"Once puberty hit, I was pretty much skimming along the bottom, and I am [now] living long enough to understand how to deal with it." --Naturally, the book also addresses "Jessie's Girl" . . . but in an interview promoting the book, he admits that he still doesn't know what to think of its success. --He says, quote, "I am amazed actually. I didn't think ['Jessie's Girl'] would have the legs it has. I didn't think it was a hit. There are better songs on the record. --"The great thing is it is an iconic song . . . the bad thing is a lot of people think it is the only song I ever wrote. But I understand that, and I certainly don't get upset about it."


A FEW HIGHLIGHTS FROM JUSTIN BIEBER'S NEW MEMOIR:

JUSTIN BIEBER'S memoir, "First Step 2 Forever: My Story" hit bookshelves yesterday . . . and in it, Justin shares all kinds of stories from the 16 years that he's been alive and the two that he's spent in the music business. --Here are a few highlights: (--These come to us courtesy of "Entertainment Weekly". I did actually go out to purchase my copy . . . but at the last minute, I noticed that I'd left my wallet at home. Actually, that's a lie . . .)

--On being a celebrity: "Until three years ago, that was my definition of a celebrity: Somebody who gets to ride around in a Zamboni."

--On touring: "It takes eight buses and a whole fleet of 18-wheelers to move all the people and equipment. WOW!"

--On nerves: "That's another question I get all the time: 'Do you get nervous?' The truth is: I don't. I don't mean for that to come off as cocky. I just don't see what's to be afraid of."

--On his fans: "Every single one of you lifts me a little bit higher." (--Sure.)

--On dairy products: "Singers aren't supposed to have dairy before a show . . . but we all know I'm a rule breaker. Pizza is just so good!"

--On his favorite things: "I love hockey, maple syrup and Caramilk bars." (--He IS Canadian. Caramilk bars are caramel-filled chocolate candy bars in Canada.)

--On his favorite, more-AMERICAN things: "There are lots of things I really like besides girls. Like pizza. And pranking. And CHUCK NORRIS."

--On dating: "I hate being on a date where both people are working too hard to come up with stuff to say. You know it's working when you can just chill . . . without feeling like you have to force the conversation. It should just be natural."

--On his first date: "My first date has been sort of mythologized as 'Bieber's Dating Disaster.' I took her to King's, a buffet restaurant.

--"Yes, I wore a white shirt. Yes, I got spaghetti. No, this was not the brightest idea. But it wasn't a big trauma, though."

--On the Future: "This is just the beginning. Thanks for making a small town kid's dreams come true. Never say never. Love you."


BEYONCÉ IS POP MUSIC'S "SEXIEST VIDEO HOTTIE":

Fuse TV recently conducted a survey to determine pop music's "Top 10 Sexiest Video Hotties" . . . and after over 30,000 votes were counted, BEYONCÉ came out on top. She received the honor for her "Sweet Dreams" video.

--Here's the Top 10:

#1.) BEYONCÉ, for her "Sweet Dreams" video

#2.) KATY PERRY, for her "Teenage Dream" video

#3.) BRITNEY SPEARS, for her "Womanizer" video

#4.) LADY GAGA, for her "Bad Romance" video

#5.) FERGIE, for her "London Bridge" video

#6.) RIHANNA, for her "Hard" video

#7.) CHRISTINA AGUILERA, for her "Dirrty" video

#8.) PINK, for her "Sober" video

#9.) SHAKIRA, for her "She Wolf" video

#10.) NICKI MINAJ, for her "Massive Attack" video


GODSMACK SINGER SULLY ERNA CALLED SCOTT STAPP THAT GAY SLUR THAT STARTS WITH THE LETTER "F":

Last Saturday night, during a gig in Connecticut, GODSMACK singer SULLY ERNA called CREED singer SCOTT STAPP a bad word. --It was a gay slur. The one that starts with the letter "F" and rhymes with the last name of perhaps the very finest stand-up comedian who ever lived. I am speaking, obviously, of BOB SAGET. --Here's your context: Sully was trying to get people into the mosh pit. And he was using the time-honored coercion method of CHALLENGING THEIR MASCULINITY. --He said that if the crowd wasn't interested in tearing it up, then, quote, "maybe you should be going to see a Creed show or some (crap) like that." --Apparently, there was a Creed fan in the audience, because somebody gave Sully the finger. He said, quote, "You're flipping me off? What, you like Creed? You like Scott Stapp? He's a (F-word). (F-word)." (--Here's video . . .)
(--WARNING!!! There's a good bit of UNEDITED PROFANITY in this clip . . .)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhkiCOz4sPI
JAY-Z IS ENCOURAGING PEOPLE TO GET OUT AND VOTE:

JAY-Z has released a video encouraging people to get out and vote on November 2nd. --He says you should vote to, quote, "Fight for what's right, fight for what you believe in . . . and stay forever young." (--I'm not exactly sure what he means by that last part.)
(--Here's the video . . .)
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/51942/218434


IS TAYLOR SWIFT'S SONG "BACK TO DECEMBER" HER APOLOGY TO TAYLOR LAUTNER FOR BREAKING UP WITH HIM?

We know TAYLOR SWIFT loves to trash her ex-boyfriends in the songs she writes. Well, guess what? She actually wrote a song admitting SHE was the A-hole in the relationship. --It's called "Back to December", and it's on her album "Speak Now". (--The song is available now on iTunes. The album drops October 25th.) --Here's what Taylor said about "Back To December", quote, "(It) addresses a first from me in that I've never apologized to someone in song before. Whether it be good or bad or an apology, the person I wrote this song about deserves this. --"This is about a person who was incredible to me, just perfect to me in a relationship, and I was really careless with him. So, this is a song full of words that I would say to him that he deserves to hear." --Taylor didn't say who the song is about . . . but Popeater.com suggests its "Twilight" stud TAYLOR LAUTNER. As you know, they dated for a while last year, and broke up in . . . wait for it, December. --At the time, they both called it a mutual breakup, but Popeater claims Taylor Swift is the one who ended it because she was feeling smothered. --They cite a rumor going around that Lautner flew to Nashville to surprise Taylor Swift on her twentieth birthday, which was December 13th. But Taylor Swift didn't appreciate the intrusion, and she broke it off. --So now the song "Back to December" comes out and it's no stretch to believe it's about Taylor Lautner. I agree. --And on an entirely different Taylor Swift note. Last week we told you that TOBY KEITH called his iPhone voice recorder, quote, "The greatest thing to songwriting since they invented the pencil." --Well, Taylor Swift likes it too. And she's been known to whip it out in the middle of a conversation. She explains, quote, "I have an app on my iPhone that's a voice recorder. --"I'll be in the middle of a conversation and will literally walk away and record a bridge, a pre-chorus or half of a hook, then go right back to the conversation like nothing happened."


NAZZY’S RANDOM STUFF

PEOPLE WOULD RATHER WORK FOR OPRAH THAN OBAMA . . . AND FOR BASICALLY ANYONE OTHER THAN SIMON COWELL:

Man, the 1600s must be rolling over in its grave. According to a new survey, the two celebrities that Americans most want to work for are black . . . and the two that we least want to work for are rich, white, British males. --A human resources consulting company called Adecco Group just released the results of a survey of 1,000 U.S. workers asking them which famous people they'd want to work for. --OPRAH WINFREY was the most popular pick . . . with 37% of the people surveyed saying they'd want to work for her. PRESIDENT OBAMA was number two, at 35%. People could vote for as many famous bosses as they wanted. --TONY HAYWARD, the former CEO of BP, came in last, with only 4%. And SIMON COWELL came in second-to-last, with only 8%. --After Oprah and Obama, the rest of the list, in order, is: Donald Trump at 28%, Michelle Obama at 26%, George W. Bush at 19%, Arnold Schwarzenegger at 16%, Sarah Palin at 15% . . . --Martha Stewart at 14%, former GE CEO Jack Welch at 12%, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg at 9%, former Yankees and Dodgers manager Joe Torre at 9%, Simon Cowell at 8%, and Tony Hawyard at 4%. --The survey was taken before "The Social Network" came out, so Mark Zuckerberg finished toward the bottom of the pack WITHOUT all that extra negative publicity. (Fast Company)


FOR ONLY $20, YOU CAN GET A POSTER FEATURING ALL YOUR FACEBOOK FRIENDS:

This actually sounds like a pretty cool thing to have. Especially on days when your real-life friends are totally ignoring you and you want to feel some love. --An artist named Benjamin Lotan launched a website called PrintingFacebook.com, where he'll print you a poster featuring photos of ALL of your Facebook friends. It only runs $20, plus $6 shipping. --The poster is 20 inches by 40 inches. It can accommodate as few as 200 friends, or up to 2,200 friends. If you have more than that, or you don't want to include all your friends, you can select a specific group of friends you want for the poster. --Benjamin says that looking at all of your friends on a poster, quote, "Is totally different from looking at pictures on Facebook. You get drawn into it. It's a trace of everyone you've known or met."
(Printing Facebook)

71% OF TWEETS GET COMPLETELY IGNORED:

It's not just your imagination: People really ARE ignoring all those brilliant observations you're making on Twitter. --A social media analytics company in Toronto called Sysomos scanned 1.2 BILLION tweets in August and September to analyze how the average tweet is received. And they found that most of the time, you're just tweeting into the void. --71% of tweets get absolutely ZERO response. --Only 23% get an "at" reply. (--Meaning an "@ reply".) An "at reply" is when someone sends a public response directed at a specific Twitter user. --Only 6% get retweeted. Retweeting is when someone re-posts something you tweet, giving you full credit in the process. -And 92% of those retweets happen within the first hour after posting. --Only one out of 200 messages gets retweeted after it's been up for over an hour. --Of the messages that get a reply, 85% only get one reply, 10.7% get two, and just 1.53% get three. (Wired.co.uk)


FOR THE FOURTH YEAR IN A ROW, THE DALLAS COWBOYS ARE AMERICA'S FAVORITE FOOTBALL TEAM:

The Dallas Cowboys haven't really been Super Bowl contenders in a long, long, long . . . deep breath . . . long, long, long time. But apparently, the fans they made when they WERE champs aren't the bandwagon jumpers we all thought. --Harris Interactive just released the results of its annual NFL poll, and for the fourth straight year, the Cowboys are the most popular team in the U.S. --The five most popular teams are the Dallas Cowboys, the Indianapolis Colts, the Green Bay Packers, the Pittsburgh Steelers, and the New Orleans Saints. --As expected, everyone jumped on the New Orleans bandwagon last year, after they won the Super Bowl: They made the biggest jump, from the 24th most popular team in 2009, to fifth most popular in 2010. --For the second straight year . . . and the fifth time in six years . . . the Jacksonville Jaguars are the LEAST popular NFL team. --The Seattle Seahawks had the biggest drop, from 14th last year to 31st out of the 32 NFL teams this year. --Overall, 53% of Americans say they actively follow professional football. That's up from 51% last year. (Harris Interactive (--You can see how all 32 NFL teams ranked in popularity this year, and how they've ranked since 1998, here . . .)
http://www.harrisinteractive.com/NewsRoom/HarrisPolls/tabid/447/mid/1508/articleId/582/ctl/ReadCustom%20Default/Default.aspx


THE REASON YOUR DOG DESTROYS YOUR FURNITURE IS . . . HE'S A PESSIMIST?

I really don't know if I have the time or energy to add "my dog's outlook on life" to the list of things I can worry about. But here we are. --According to researchers at Bristol University in England, dogs can be optimists or pessimists, just like people. --Mike Mendl is the animal behavior professor at Bristol who led the study. He says, quote, "We know people's emotional states affect their judgments. What our study has shown is that this applies similarly to dogs." --For the study, they trained dogs to recognize that food bowls on one side of the room were empty, and the ones on the other side were full. Then they took the bowls and shuffled them around into other places in the room. --Some dogs sprinted toward the bowls, hoping every time that they'd find food. Other dogs were more hesitant and slowly approached the bowls, assuming they'd be empty. It's the dog equivalent of the "glass is half empty or half full" thing. --Mendl found that the dogs who sprinted toward the bowls are the optimistic dogs . . . and they're calmer when their owners leave them alone because they fully believe their owners are coming back. --The pessimistic dogs don't fully trust you to come back so they might LASH OUT . . . which is why they'd be more likely to destroy your furniture or make a mess in your house. (Yahoo News)


A STUDY FIGURES OUT THE MOST DEPRESSING DAY OF THE WEEK:

We usually figure MONDAY is the most depressing day of the week: Your weekend is over, you're back to work, and you don't even have any TV to look forward to now that they moved "CSI: Miami" to Sundays. --Well, a new study of 22,000 people by the London School of Economics found that we're wrong. TUESDAYS are actually the most depressing days of the week. Mondays are second. --Why does this happen? The researchers say that on Mondays, sometimes going back to work can be exciting because you've had a few days off. But on Tuesdays, that's worn off and you just have a long, boring week ahead of you. (The Telegraph)


WHY ARE ANIMATED MOVIES SO GOOD AT MAKING ADULTS CRY?

Animated kids movies make adults cry. It's a scientific fact. I saw "Up" in the theaters and within the first 15 minutes every adult in that place . . . man, woman, ME . . . was bawling. --Lee Unkrich is the director of "Toy Story 3" and he has a theory about why adults seem to cry at animated movies more than they do at live-action movies. -He says, quote, "Live-action movies are someone else's story. With animation, audiences can't think that. Their guards are down. The characters are clearly not alive, so counterintuitively, people identify with them more readily." (Time)
THE MCDONALD'S RESTAURANTS IN HONG KONG ARE ROLLING OUT WEDDING PACKAGES:

I'd NEVER get married at a McDonald's. I mean, come on . . . that's pretty low class. At the very least I'd spring for Chili's. --But apparently in Hong Kong, there's a legit demand for McDonald's weddings. So starting on January 1st, Hong Kong will be the first city to roll out McDonald's wedding packages. --And if they catch on, they could head to the rest of the world too. --Here's what's included: You get to hold your wedding at a McDonald's . . . but you don't get to close the restaurant down, so other customers will still be ordering and eating on your most special day. --You get a cake made out of their baked apple pies . . . a dress made out of McDonald's balloons (???) . . . party favors for the guests . . . and catering by McDonald's. --The entire thing will only set you back a few thousand Hong Kong dollars . . . which translates to about 250 U.S. dollars. Obviously, since that's a FRACTION of the cost of most weddings, the price is a big selling point for a lot of couples. (CNN Go)


NAZZY’S SILLY VIDEOS OF THE DAY

#1.) A HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT IN A WHEELCHAIR SCORED A TOUCHDOWN FOR HIS FOOTBALL TEAM:

On this season of "Glee" there's a completely unrealistic plotline about a student named Artie making the football team even though he's in a wheelchair. But something similar really did happen at a high school in Arkansas last Friday. --The Manila Lions were losing big to the Rivercrest Colts, and there was no way they were going to come back. So the Colts' coach agreed to let a Manila student with cerebral palsy take a hand-off and score a touchdown. --Obviously, it was all arranged between the coaches before the game . . . but the touchdown DID actually count. (--Search for "high school football player in wheelchair scores touchdown.")
http://backporch.fanhouse.com/2010/10/12/high-school-football-player-in-wheelchair-scores-touchdown/


#2.) A BAND STARTED A TRAFFIC JAM ON L.A.'S 101 FREEWAY . . . TO PROMOTE A SONG CALLED "TRAFFIC JAM 101":

An L.A. band called IMPERIAL STARS decided to promote a song called "Traffic Jam 101" by starting a REAL traffic jam on the 101 Freeway. --They blocked three lanes by parking a truck sideways, then climbed on top to perform. They were arrested soon afterward. (--Search for "Imperial Stars Traffic Jam 101 freeway.") (--WARNING: This video includes the S-word.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL5S5_16t8E


#3.) AN 11TH GRADE MATH TEACHER FLIPPED OUT ON HIS CLASS:

Last Friday at McGavock High School in Nashville, Tennessee, an 11th grade algebra teacher named Donald Wood basically had a nervous breakdown in the middle of class and started flipping tables and throwing chairs. --Wood . . . who's been a math teacher for 17 years . . . had to be led out of the building in handcuffs. And he's been suspended indefinitely. -The cell phone footage of the meltdown starts with Wood yelling, but it seems like he's just joking around. Then things get crazy, and all the students run out of the room screaming.

(--Search for "algebra teacher freaks out." The craziness starts at 1:10.)
(--WARNING: This video includes the word "mother(effer).")

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9RLp8wZAlE


#4.) AND NOW . . . THREE KIDS BREAKDANCING IN A WAITING ROOM:

There's a new video on the Internet of three little kids dancing in a waiting room . . . and they're awesome. (--Search for "awesome dancing kids waiting room." The second kid starts at :27, and the third kid starts at :50.)

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1942376
FOUR THINGS WE DO THAT MAKE RESTAURANTS MAD:

When you go out to eat, you expect good service. But according to some restaurant employees, we expect too much. Here are four things we do that make them mad . . .

#1.) MOVING THE TABLES AND CHAIRS. They especially hate it when you pull up an extra chair and put it right in a spot where the wait staff normally have to walk through. Plus, most people don't move the tables and chairs back before they leave.

#2.) EXPECTING THEM TO CELEBRATE YOUR BIRTHDAY. If you're at Hooters or T.G.I. Friday's, fine. But if you're at a nice restaurant, don't ask them to sing "Happy Birthday," and don't expect free dessert. It's not like you get free gas on your birthday when you fill up . . .

#3.) ARRIVING LATE FOR A RESERVATION AND EXPECTING TO GET A TABLE. Most restaurants will eventually seat you, but not always. And you're also not necessarily doing them any favors by getting there early. --It just screws with their schedule and makes them feel pressured to find an open table when there aren't any.

#4.) CALLING THE RESTAURANT DURING LUNCH OR DINNER. The busiest times of the day for most restaurants are between 12:30 and 1:30 p.m., and between 7:00 and 9:00 p.m. --So if you want to make a reservation or ask questions, call some other time. And if you just need to know their hours or menu, go online before you call. (Eatocracy.com)