Thursday, June 23, 2011

HOLLYWOOD DIRT OVERFLOW (06-23-11)

Reggie Bush Is Dating a Girl Who Looks a Lot Like Kim Kardashian:

It's official: REGGIE BUSH has a type. And it's his ex-girlfriend, KIM KARDASHIAN. --Because Reggie is now dating a girl who looks A LOT like Kim. Her name is MELISSA MOLINARO, and she's an aspiring actress, singer, etc. We're not reaching here for sensationalistic effect, either. --The similarities are impossible to deny. (--Check out some pictures of Melissa here.) (MelissaMolinaro.org)


The Octomom Is Doing a Dating Show:

This is potentially stomach-turning: The Octomom, NADYA SULEMAN, will appear on a DATING SHOW. It's called "Celebridate", and it will air on the mighty HDNet. --She says, quote, "I was lucky enough to be invited to be a part of it. I have not watched TV in almost a decade, but I might just tune into this one! --"I don't perceive myself to be a celebrity, but I guess they do. To a certain degree, I am in the public eye." --Nadya . . . who's 34 . . . claims she's NEVER dated, and has only had one boyfriend. She says, quote, "I am painfully shy and anxious . . . that's just my personality. So it's difficult for me to interact and to have eye contact." --The premise of the show is simple: Three people try to win the heart of the celebrity. It debuts in October, and Nadya has already filmed her episode. (--It's not clear how successful Nadya was at finding love . . . but perhaps she found someone new who likes to dress up like a giant baby and get whipped.)


Check Out Pictures of Jennifer Aniston and the Guy She Stole:

A professional photographer took a couple nice shots of JENNIFER ANISTON and the man she stole . . . actor / screenwriter JUSTIN THEROUX. They look a lot happier than his ex-girlfriend probably is. (--Check out the pics here.) (Us Weekly) --Meanwhile . . . it sounds like Jennifer KNEW Justin was attached when she swooped in on him on the set of their upcoming movie "Wanderlust". --A source says, quote, "Jen went after him. She wanted Justin and it didn't matter that he was already with someone."


Pink Has Released an Official Photo of Her Baby:

PINK has released the first official photo of her new daughter Willow Sage. It's actually a family photo, featuring Willow, Pink and her husband CAREY HART. --Pink says, quote, "You hear people say it all the time, how life changes so drastically. But you can't possibly grasp how beautiful that is until you have your child." (Here's the pic.) (People)


George Clooney and His Italian Girlfriend Have Broken Up:

The second you heard ELISABETTA CANALIS say she expects to be married someday, you just HAD TO know it meant she and GEORGE CLOONEY were either headed for a breakup . . . or already broken up. --And now it's official. They issued a joint statement yesterday saying, quote, "We are not together anymore. It's very difficult and very personal, and we hope everyone can respect our privacy." --Elisabetta's rep added this statement . . . which makes it sound like the split wasn't her idea . . . quote, "It is a very personal and sad matter, and Elisabetta wants it to remain that way. --"She will be taking some time . . . and then will face the press. She has not authorized me to say when the split happened." --George and Elisabetta were just spotted having dinner last week in Lake Como, Italy . . . where George owns a home. It's not clear if they were still together at the time. --It was earlier this month that Elisabetta said, quote, "I am a firm believer in marriage, in the future I will be married." --Clooney . . . judging by what he's said in numerous interviews . . . is not nearly as firm a believer in marriage.


Hugh Hefner Might Have Another "Girlfriend":

HUGH HEFNER may have added a fourth woman to his harem. In addition to ANNA SOPHIA BERGLUND, Hugh has reportedly moved SHERA BECHARD into the Playboy Mansion. She was Miss November last year. (--Here are some pics of Shera.) (SheraBechard.com) --Sources say Shera is #2 in Hugh's rotation . . . even though he previously moved the SHANNON TWINS back. (--Speaking of the Shannon Twins: Karissa Shannon's ex-boyfriend, actor Sam Jones the Third, was sentenced yesterday to a YEAR in prison for dealing the painkiller oxycodone. Karissa broke up with Sam last week to move back in with Hef.)


Lifetime is Doing the Hugh Hefner Special After All:

The Lifetime network has decided to take all the footage they shot for the aborted TV special "Marrying Hef", and repackage it as something else. --Hef's former "Girls Next Door" castmates HOLLY MADISON and KENDRA WILKINSON were even at the Playboy Mansion filming scenes for the new special. There's no word on a title or airdate yet.


Ryan Dunn's Blood-Alcohol Level Was Two and a Half Times the Legal Limit When He Crashed . . . Partly Because He Was Doing "Pickleback" Shots:

So much for that four- to six-week waiting period. Police in West Goshen Township, Pennsylvania know how drunk "Jackass" star RYAN DUNN was when he crashed his Porsche Monday morning, killing himself and a friend. --Turns out he was CRAZY drunk. His blood-alcohol content was .196%, which is TWO AND A HALF TIMES the legal state limit of .08. --West Goshen Police Chief Michael Carroll says no other substances were found in Dunn's bloodstream. --The police are also now saying that Dunn may have been going as fast as 140 miles per hour when he crashed. That's 10 miles an hour more than they said the day before. --Meanwhile . . . a friend who was drinking with Dunn and the other victim, Zachary Hartwell, in the hours before the crash says the whiskey was flowing. --Thaddeus Kalinoski was downing drinks with them at Barnaby's bar in West Chester for a good five hours. He says Dunn was drinking beer and "picklebacks" . . . which are whiskey shots chased by pickle juice. --He said, quote, "He was drinking quick. He ordered for the entire bar. The crowd was just pouring in. It was a massive party, with people everywhere, drinking." --State police say Dunn was served six shots and two beers over a four-hour period . . . and Barnaby's will NOT face any charges because he didn't appear intoxicated during that time. The bar even gave police surveillance video to prove it. --Police say some fans bought Dunn his final few drinks at the end of the night, and those were probably the ones that put him over the edge, so to speak.


Ryan Dunn Had Multiple Moving Violations . . . Including a DUI:

A guy who wrecks a Porsche going so fast that the car basically disintegrates is bound to have a history of moving violations. And "Jackass" star RYAN DUNN does indeed have a record. --Dunn has been nailed for 23 driving infractions over the past 13 years, including speeding and careless driving. He also got pinched for DUI in 2005 . . . but the charge was dismissed after he completed probation and lost his license for a year.


Did Lindsay Test Positive for Alcohol This Month?

LINDSAY LOHAN has been ordered back to court this morning so a judge can decide whether she violated her probation while serving house arrest. --Officially, we don't know what this is about. But both TMZ and RadarOnline.com are reporting that Lindsay tested positive for alcohol about a week and a half ago. --She reportedly took two tests . . . passing one and failing the other. She tested negative for drugs on both tests. At least one of the tests was administered after Lindsay's rooftop barbecue party. --The probation department is supposedly going to recommend she be yanked from home confinement and sent to jail.


Lindsay Lohan Told "Us Weekly" Last Weekend That Alcohol Is Not a Part of Her Life:

Given LINDSAY LOHAN'S current predicament, her interview in the new issue of "Us Weekly" is just a bit more interesting. Lindsay invited the magazine into her home (slash) prison last weekend, and spoke with them about how things are going. --Here's one thing she told them . . . quote, "When my friends come over, they're not drinking. Alcohol is not in my house, so it's just not a part of my life."


Lindsay's Rep Pulled the Plug on a "Today" Interview at the Last Minute:

LINDSAY LOHAN was supposed to do an interview Tuesday with MATT LAUER for the "Today" show. Matt even flew to L.A. from New York to do it . . . since Lindsay obviously couldn't travel. --But Lindsay's rep canceled the interview at the last minute . . . because of a, quote, "miscommunication." --Supposedly, Lindsay's camp was expecting this to be a quick, 15-minute interview for "Today". But it turned out they wanted to do a longer piece and air parts of it on "Dateline" as well. --Lindsay's rep says, quote, "Once they started setting up with Matt, I found out about what they wanted to do. So I pulled Lindsay aside and she said, 'What do you think I should do?' --"I told her I didn't think it was a good idea, and I ultimately told Matt Lauer we weren't doing it, not Lindsay. She felt very badly about it. But Matt was a perfect gentleman."


A Lawsuit Over High-Stakes Illegal Poker Games Involves Tobey Maguire, Leonardo DiCaprio, Ben Affleck, Matt Damon and . . . Mr. Kotter!

There was a high-stakes, underground poker ring in Los Angeles a few years back, and it attracted some pretty big names. --Regular players included Tobey Maguire, Leonardo DiCaprio, Ben Affleck, Matt Damon and Paris Hilton's sex tape partner Rick Salomon, among others. --And we know this because Tobey and Rick are among a handful of players who are being SUED over their winnings. It's a convoluted story, but we'll give it to you as quickly and plainly as possible . . . --There's this guy by the name of Brad Ruderman, who used to be a regular at these games. He's also a scumbag. He's in prison now for running a Ponzi scheme that defrauded investors of $25 million. --Well, it turns out that he was using his investors' money to pay up when he lost these poker games. And now, several of Ruderman's bilked investors are suing people who won money off him in order to get it back. --They say that, first of all, Ruderman had no right to use their money to gamble with. And secondly, the games were ILLEGAL, so the players who took Ruderman's money have no real claim to their winnings anyway. --They're suing Tobey for more than $311,000 he won from Ruderman . . . plus interest. --Two other celebrities are among those being sued: GABE KAPLAN and NICK CASSAVETES. --Gabe was, is and always will be Mr. Kotter from "Welcome Back Kotter". And, as you may have heard, he's also a MAJOR player on the legit poker circuit. --Nick Cassavetes directed "The Notebook" and played the Bangkok tattoo artist in "The Hangover Part 2". --For the record, no one is accusing these guys of being part of the Ponzi scheme. --Affleck, Damon and DiCaprio are not being sued. (--In case you care, a source says Affleck won a good deal of money, Damon NEVER won, and Leo was, quote, "a tight-ass" who would freak over losing as little as 50-grand.) --Even though these games were technically illegal, law enforcement sources say it's the kind of law that's rarely prosecuted . . . and nobody's under criminal investigation for taking part. At least not yet. The games ended in 2009. --But these games were seriously high-stakes. Buy-ins could be in the hundreds of thousands of dollars. And it's estimated that Tobey Maguire made up to a million bucks a month over a three-year period. (--If that's true, then he could have made up to $36 MILLION . . . from playing freakin' poker!) --Games would often take place at luxury hotels like the Four Seasons or the Beverly Hills Hotel. --Another popular spot for games was the Viper Room on Sunset Boulevard . . . which is where actor RIVER PHOENIX died of a drug overdose in 1993. --Games were sometimes played at Rick Salomon's house . . . a house he bought with the money he got from the Paris Hilton porno tape "One Night In Paris". --One source says there was so much money flying around that the doors to the room would be guarded by guys with guns and bullet-proof vests.


And Now . . . Chris Brown Is Accused of Being a Homophobe:

First it was TRACY MORGAN . . . then it was CEE-LO GREEN. Now CHRIS BROWN is accused of being a homophobe. --Chris was able to talk his way out of a parking ticket in Los Angeles on Tuesday. But as he was doing so, he accused paparazzi who were filming him of setting him up for the ticket just so they could get good video. --He said, quote, "Y'all [N-words] is weak. Did you all call them to try and film me? Y'all [N-words] is GAY." (--Here's video. WARNING!!! This clip contains bleeped profanity.) --Gay rights groups immediately condemned what he said . . . so he took to Twitter and issued the following non-apology: --"I have total respect for [the] gay community and my intention was not to insult anyone in it." (--Speaking of Chris, the almost-NEVER-reliable MediaTakeOut.com says Chris and RIHANNA might be SEXTING. And it's all because he sent her a message on Twitter that said, quote, "You got that pic I sent you?") (--Supposedly, it was meant to be a private message, but he sent it to all his followers. And Media Take Out is claiming, with no proof whatsoever, that he was referring to a NAKED photo.) (--You can read more about it here.)


NEW MOVIES THIS WEEKEND

"Cars 2" and "Bad Teacher" are This Week's New Choices at the Theater:

#1.) "Cars 2" (G)

Lightning goes overseas to compete in a set of races to determine the world's fastest car. His best friend Mater goes with him, and Mater's recruited by a British agent for a top secret mission after being mistaken for an undercover spy. --Owen Wilson does the voice of Lightning McQueen, Larry the Cable Guy returns as Mater, and that's Michael Caine doing the voice of British spy car Finn McMissile. --Disney good luck charm John Ratzenberger is also back as Mack, the truck who pulls Lightning's trailer to his races. You know Ratzenberger as Cliff Clavin on "Cheers" . . . and he's been in every Pixar movie since the first "Toy Story" movie back in 1995. (--Here are the Pixar characters John Ratzenberger's played so far, including . . . Hamm the Piggy Bank in all three "Toy Story" movies, the circus ring leader P.T. Flea in "A Bug's Life", the Abominable Snowman in "Monsters, Inc." . . .) (. . . the school of moonfish in "Finding Nemo", the Underminer in "The Incredibles", the waiter Mustafa in "Ratatouille", John in "WALL-E", and Tom the construction worker in "Up".) -By the way, that's Weezer singing the classic song "You Might Think" for the soundtrack. The original was sung by The Cars. (--You'll find the video for "You Might Think" on Weezer's VEVO page here.)

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#2.) "Bad Teacher" (R)

This is a raunchy comedy starring Cameron Diaz as a foul-mouthed teacher who doesn't care about teaching her class. She's simply killing time at her job until she can meet a rich guy to take care of her. That's when she tries to sink her gold-digging claws into Justin Timberlake, a substitute teacher who comes from a rich family. --His character likes ample-chested women, so she decides she needs a boob job . . . and the quickest way to get the cash is by winning the bonus given to the teacher whose class scores the best on the state exams. Jason Segel is also in it as a gym teacher who has a crush on her. (Trailer) (LeBron vs. Jordan) (--Justin and Cameron once dated in real life, and in the movie they have a sex scene that involves them DRY-HUMPING in a hotel room, with their clothes on.) (--At the New York premiere, Cameron described it by saying, quote, "We made a conscious effort to create the LEAST sexiest sex scene ever put on film. We had a lot of fun with just trying to make it as ridiculous as possible.")


"Pottermore" Might Be Some Kind of Web-Based Scavenger Hunt:

J.K. ROWLING is scheduled to announce TODAY what that "PotterMore" website is all about. But yesterday, a memo leaked that MIGHT have given it all away. --The memo reads, quote, "[Pottermore is] a sophisticated online game that contains clues to prizes that are hidden in the real world. --"These are an unstated number of magic wands secreted in Britain and America, and possibly other countries." --The thing we should point out is that nobody knows if this memo is legit. It first appeared in several British newspapers . . . which already makes it suspect. --Also, if it really did leak from the Rowling camp, it could just be a red herring to throw people off. --Then again, it may not have come from the Rowling camp at all. It could simply be bogus.


Aaron Sorkin . . . Who Wrote the Screenplay for "The Social Network" . . . Has Quit Facebook:

AARON SORKIN not only wrote the screenplay for "The Social Network", he won an Oscar for it. But try to find him on Facebook. You can't . . . because HE QUIT. --Sorkin signed up while making the movie, but quit sometime after he finished. He says, quote, "I have a lot of opinions on social media that make me sound like a grumpy old man sitting on the porch yelling at kids."


Jamie Foxx Will Be Quentin Tarantino's "Django":

JAMIE FOXX will star in "Django Unchained" . . . QUENTIN TARANTINO'S take on the "Spaghetti Western" genre. --Foxx will play the title character, a slave who is liberated by a German bounty hunter and learns the tricks of his trade. He then goes off in search of his wife, who's in the clutches of an evil ranch owner. --CHRISTOPH WALTZ . . . who won an Oscar for playing a Nazi in Tarantino's "Inglourious Basterds" . . . will play the bounty hunter . . . and LEONARDO DICAPRIO will play the ranch owner.


Some People Think Adam Levine Dissed Adam Lambert on "The Voice" . . . But Lambert Says It's All Good:

Fans of former "American Idol" runner-up ADAM LAMBERT thought that ADAM LEVINE dissed him on "The Voice" the other night. But Lambert says it's cool. --On Tuesday's episode, NAKIA performed Adam Lambert's song "Whataya Want from Me" . . . and Levine liked it, but he had no idea what it was. --He said, quote, "I'm not familiar with that song, but you just forced me to like it. I'm pretty sure . . . although I've never heard that song before . . . that you probably sang it better than the person that sang it originally. So, good job." --Here's video. Levine's comments begin at the 2:20 mark. For comparison, you can see Adam Lambert's original version here.) --Fans went crazy about it on Twitter, but Lambert wants everyone to chill out. --He Tweeted, quote, "Yeah Nakia! Saaaang boy!! Great performance. I think Adam might know who I am after this next album. Get ready for me, Levine. Hahah. But for the record, I'm def a Maroon 5 fan. Fans: There is NO reason to be angry . . . Thanks for being protective, but it's all good." --And here's what Levine Tweeted: Quote, "I had honestly never heard that song before. I thought that @Nakia made me like a song that would have otherwise fallen flat. I'm NOT sorry." --But he later added, quote, "No disrespect intended for @AdamLambert. I honesty had never heard the song before. I'm not one to take cheap shots like that." (--Nakia was eliminated from the competition last night.)
10 Shows That Started Out Great . . . But Went Bad:

The website FlavorWire.com has put together a list of 10 Shows That Started Out Great . . . But Went Bad. It only includes recent shows, and doesn't appear to be in any particular order. Here's the list:

--"The Killing" (AMC)

--"Weeds" (Showtime)

--"Lost" (ABC)

--"Gossip Girl" (The CW)

--"Project Runway" (Lifetime)

--"Glee" (Fox)

--"Desperate Housewives" (ABC)

--"Heroes" (NBC)

--"America's Next Top Model" (The CW)

--"The Simpsons" (Fox)

(--You can find a slideshow with their write-ups on each show, here.)


The Main Characters on "Glee" May Be Graduating . . . But There's a (Slim) Chance Some Won't Be Gone for Good:

"Glee" creator Ryan Murphy has always intended on limiting the show's main characters to within the show's natural time frame, which means that many of them will be leaving after next season. But there's a (slim) chance they won't be gone for good. --Murphy explains, quote, "The only way somebody could stay on the show is if they flunk, and that's always a possibility. I think Brittany is pulling straight Fs." (--Brittany is the dumb, but HILARIOUS, cheerleader played by Heather Morris.) --But he insists that there won't be any trickery to keep them around. For example, Puck won't sneak back onto the show by being hired as the assistant football coach. --However, there IS a possibility that the graduating seniors could eventually return on some sort of spin-off show. --Murphy says, quote, "It's an interesting idea. The questions are: 'How would we do it? And when would we do it?' It would have to be something I would talk about to [the executives at Fox]." --By the way, Murphy isn't concerned about losing the current stars, and bringing in new ones. He says, quote, "It's all about the stories and characters. It's our job to find new [stars] that people will love, but I never feel like we're replacing anybody. --"The [core] characters are irreplaceable."


Thursday TV Reminders: (--Check your local listings.)

--"So You Think You Can Dance" [Results Show] . . . 8:00 to 9:00 P.M. on Fox.


--"Burn Notice" [5th Season Premiere] . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on USA.


--"Expedition Impossible" [SERIES Premiere] . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on ABC. (--The latest reality show from "Survivor" creator Mark Burnett features 13 teams competing on missions in harsh environments for a shot at $150,000 and an SUV.)

--"Wilfred" [SERIES Premiere] . . . 10:00 to 10:30 P.M. on FX. (--Elijah Wood plays a suicidal man who befriends his neighbor's dog Wilfred. The dog appears to him as an Australian guy in a cheap dog suit.)


--"Louie" [2nd Season Premiere] . . . 10:30 to 11:00 P.M. on FX.

--"Rookie Blue" [2nd Season Premiere] . . . 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on ABC.

--"Futurama" [6th Season Premiere] . . . 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on Comedy Central.

--"Suits" [SERIES Premiere] . . . 10:00 to 11:15 P.M. on USA. (--Gabriel Macht plays a lawyer who hires a hustler without a law degree to work for his firm.)

--"It Only Hurts When I Laugh" [2nd Season Finale] . . . 10:00 to 10:30 P.M. on TruTV.

--"Childrens Hospital" . . . Midnight to 12:15 A.M. on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim. (--Nick Offerman stars as Detective Briggs to share the screen once again with his real life wife Megan Mullally.)


Eminem and Royce Da 5'9" Grab the #1 Spot on the "Billboard" Chart:

The BAD MEETS EVIL collaboration between EMINEM and ROYCE DA 5'9" took the top spot on the "Billboard" chart this week. Their album "Hell: the Sequel" sold 171,000 copies. --11-year-old "America's Got Talent" sensation JACKIE EVANCHO, came in right behind them with 161,000 copies. Here's the rest of the Top 10 . . .

1.) (NEW) "Hell: the Sequel", Bad Meets Evil (171,000 copies)

2.) (NEW) "Dream With Me", Jackie Evancho (161,000 copies)

3.) "21", Adele (115,000 copies)

4.) "Born This Way", Lady Gaga (68,000 copies)

5.) "My Kinda Party", Jason Aldean (51,000 copies)

6.) (NEW) "All Things Bright and Beautiful", Owl City (48,000 copies)

7.) (NEW) "15 Minutes", Barry Manilow (36,000 copies)

8.) (NEW) "Pieces of Me", Ledisi (36,000 copies)

9.) "This Is Country Music", Brad Paisley (35,000 copies)

10.) The original Broadway cast recording of "The Book of Mormon" (34,000 copies)


Britney Spears' New "I Wanna Go" Video Is Pretty Awesome:

If you thought the ship had sailed on BRITNEY SPEARS putting out any more worthwhile music videos, you really need to see her new one, "I Wanna Go" . . . because it's a BIG, CRAZY BALL OF AWESOME. (--Here's the video.) --It begins with reporters asking Britney asinine questions at a press conference, like: Quote, "Is it true you banned junk food, smiles, candy, sunshine and laughter from your Femme Fatale Tour? . . .--"Britney, can you confirm reports that you're pregnant with BRAD PITT'S love child?" And, quote, "Is it true that you hate puppies?" Britney gives smart-ass responses, but that puppy one sent her over the edge. --Pointing to various reporters, she says, quote, "[Eff] you . . . [eff] you . . . [eff] you . . . you're cool . . . [eff] you . . . I'm out." --Then she saunters through the town, doing sassy things like: Grabbing a male autograph seeker's backside and flashing fans. A cop tries to arrest her . . . but she apparently DOES HIM in the street. --Then she takes on the paparazzi. She stands on top of a taxi and slays all the photographers by swinging a microphone at them. But then it turns out that they're cyborgs! And this is where things start to get a little weird. --The "cool" reporter from earlier saves her . . . and as they drive away, he pours milk all over himself. And then it's revealed that he's a cyborg. And then it turns out that it was all a dream, and Britney is still at the podium like she was in the beginning of the video. --But as the nice guy leads her out of the room, he turns back to the camera and his eyes flash red. HE'S STILL A CYBORG! (--Which appears to be a nod to the ending of Michael Jackson's "Thriller" video.) --Another awesome moment in the video is when they show a theater marquee advertising a movie called "Crossroads 2: Cross Harder". (--Which is a nod to Britney's 2002 movie, "Crossroads".) (--This is as good as I can imagine a Britney Spears video being. It was just the right kind of SEXY for this stage in her career . . . It's not too explicit. It's smart-alecky, it's fun, and it's a little crazy. Just like Britney needs to be.)


THURSDAY'S SHOWBIZ EXTRAS

Showbiz Extras . . . Random Links to Additional Stories:


SHIA LABEOUF says that being suspended in the air by a harness ravages a man's package. (Full Story)


The "Hollywood Reporter" says "American Idol" judge RANDY JACKSON is shopping a daytime talk show, which he would host. A source says, quote, "He wants to talk about things that will be hip next. He thinks he has his finger on the pulse." Randy's people haven't commented. (Full Story)


TRAIN is coming out with a wine named after their second album and its single, "Drops of Jupiter". It's a petite syrah . . . and it'll be available next week from Train's online wine club. (Full Story)


This will make you feel old: Come September, it'll have been 20 years since NIRVANA'S "Nevermind" came out. To celebrate, a deluxe reissue is hitting stores on September 19th . . . with rarities, B-sides, and unreleased recordings. It'll include FOUR CDs and a DVD, which will contain a whole concert. (Full Story)


LIMP BIZKIT has unleashed the video for "Gold Cobra", the title track off their new album, which comes out on Tuesday. (Video) (--WARNING: There's UNCENSORED language in the song. We're talkin' F-words, S-words and B-words.)


Well, isn't this fun: An EARTH, WIND & FIRE concert had to be canceled . . . because of a thunderstorm. (Full Story)


RANDOM STUFF

A New Study Figures Out How Much Different Foods and Behaviors Change Your Weight Over a Four-Year Period:

There's a new study on weight gain in the "New England Journal of Medicine" that doesn't exactly break new ground . . . its grand conclusion is that we need to eat more vegetables and less junk food. --But in the study, the researchers did break down exactly how much different food and lifestyle choices affect your weight over a four-year period . . . and that part's pretty interesting. --For foods, the WORST thing you can eat is . . . POTATO CHIPS. Eating chips daily or almost daily leads to a 1.69-pound gain over four years. Regularly eating other forms of potatoes, including fries, leads to a 1.28-pound gain over four years. --Sweets and desserts lead to weight gain but not quite as bad as potatoes. Eating dessert daily only leads to a 0.41-pound gain over four years, or about a tenth of a pound a year. --Drinking non-diet soda daily adds one pound every four years . . . and red meat adds 0.93 pounds a year. People who drink alcohol each day gain 0.41 pounds PER DRINK over four years. So having four drinks a day leads to about 1.6 pounds in weight gain. --The foods that are pest for you are: Yogurt, which causes a loss of 0.87 pounds in four years . . . nuts, which lead to a loss of 0.57 pounds . . . and fruits, which lead to a loss of 0.49 pounds. Vegetables lead to a 0.22-pound loss. --For behaviors, exercise is the best way to lose weight . . . no, really. People who regularly exercised lost 1.76 pounds in four years. --People who smoked gained 5.17 pounds in four years. People who watch TV gained 0.31 pounds PER HOUR of TV a day they watch in four years . . . so if you watch four hours of TV a day, that's about 1.2 pounds gained in four years. (Washington Post)
Car Thefts are Way Down Across the Country . . . Except in California:

According to the annual report from the National Insurance Crime Bureau, car thefts are WAY down in the U.S. Except in California, where everyone's cars are being stolen RIGHT NOW. --Nationwide, thefts went down an incredible 7.2% between 2009 and 2010. But . . . of the top 10 metropolitan areas with the highest number of car thefts, EIGHT are in California. --The NICB says car thefts are high in California because cars there can be quickly moved to Mexico or shipped to Asia. Plus, since the state is completely broke, they've cut back on cops monitoring car thefts and prosecution against thieves. --Here's the full list of the top 10 cities for car thefts. --Fresno, California . . . Modesto, California . . . Bakersfield, California . . . Spokane, Washington . . . Vallejo, California . . . Sacramento, California . . . --Stockton, California . . . Visalia, California . . . San Francisco-Oakland, California . . . and Yakima, Washington. (Yahoo Autos) (--You can see rankings for every city here.)


US Airways Wouldn't Let a Black Football Player Fly With Sagging Pants . . . But They Let a White Drag Queen Fly In Women's Underwear?

Last week, a 20-year-old football player from the University of New Mexico named Deshon Marman was arrested at San Francisco International Airport. --He was sagging his pants down around his thighs . . . US Airways staff told him he couldn't fly like that . . . the police ended up getting involved . . . and he was ultimately arrested for trespassing. --At the time, it seemed like US Airways was taking a stand against the pants sagging trend, and lots of people applauded them. Now, people aren't really sure WHAT to make of their decision. Here's why . . . --It turns out that six days before Deshon was arrested, US Airways let a DRAG QUEEN fly on the plane . . . in just tight women's underwear and thigh-high stockings. --It was on a flight from Fort Lauderdale, Florida to Phoenix, and another passenger on the flight took a photo of the guy. Because according to her, no one ever would've believed this guy was allowed on her flight without proof. --So why was this guy allowed to fly in just women's underwear, while Deshon was kicked off the flight because his pants were sagging and showing HIS underwear? --Well, the go-to angle seems to be . . . RACE. Deshon's black, the drag queen is white. Deshon's attorney said, quote, "A white man is allowed to fly in underwear, but my client was asked to pull up his pajama pants because they hung below his waist." --US Airways is saying that the reason Deshon ended up getting arrested was because he wouldn't comply with the employees who requested he pull up his pants. They say they don't have an official dress code policy. (San Francisco Chronicle) (--Here's the photo of the drag queen.)


About Half of Pregnant Women Have Tried Inducing Labor With Sex, Spicy Foods, Laxatives, Self-Love, and Other Fantastic Methods:

When a woman wants to get a baby out of her, she wants to get a baby out of her. I just didn't realize the kind of RIDICULOUS things women try to get that baby rolling. --According to a new survey by Ohio State University, about HALF of pregnant women have tried to induce labor . . . and they've used these techniques . . .

--Sex.

--Eating spicy foods.

--Acupuncture.

--Laxatives.

--Manually stimulating themselves to climax.

--Exercising.

--And finally, vigorous nipple fondling.

--Jonathan Schaffir led the study . . . and he says of all those techniques, the nipple touching thing is the only one that's actually got a prayer of working. That process releases oxytocin, which can cause contractions. --But he says, quote, "These contractions can be hard to control . . . it's just not something I recommend because there's no established safe protocol." (U.S. News & World Report)
Does the Government Want to Ban Flirting From College Campuses?

We're well aware that defining sexual harassment is a slippery slope . . . a slope that I would never, ever ask a woman to run down so I could watch her bounce and jiggle, mind you. But THIS fight against it seems almost TOO aggressive. --The U.S. Department of Education's Office of Civil Rights recently sent a letter to all the colleges and universities in the U.S. And based on how you look at it . . . you MIGHT read it as them trying to ban all FLIRTING from college campuses. --In the letter, they instruct colleges to collect evidence whenever a sexual harassment claim is made, to determine whether it's sexual harassment or sexual assault . . . and to bring the person involved in front of a disciplinary board. --Disciplinary boards are no joke . . . but what the government is calling for is a LOT less proof than our court systems, where people are innocent until proven guilty. --In these cases, it seems as soon as a complaint is lodged, they're suggesting that the person is guilty . . . the school just needs to decide HOW guilty they are. --So . . . depending on how schools respond to this, and if students find themselves living in fear of getting brought in front of disciplinary boards . . . this could in theory be like a FLIRTING BAN on college campuses. --Schools are generally compelled to do what the Office of Civil Rights tells them . . . because an investigation by the OCR can cost colleges a fortune in federal funding. (Washington Examiner)


MEATBALL CRIMINALS

During a 16-Hour Standoff With the Police, a Man With a Hostage Regularly Updated His Facebook Status:

Apparently hostage standoffs with police and SWAT teams have entered the social networking era. --Over the weekend, 36-year-old Jason Valdez of Ogden, Utah was in a 16-hour overnight standoff with the police. He was in a hotel room with a female hostage. And throughout the 16 hours, Valdez was updating his FACEBOOK STATUS. --He posted status updates from his phone like, quote, "I'm currently in a stand off . . . kinda ugly but ready for whatever, I love u guys and if I don't make it out of here alive I'm in a better place and u were all great friends . . ." --At one point he posted a photo of him and the hostage. At another point, one of his friends posted on his wall that there was a sniper in the bushes so he should, quote, "stay low." He responded "Thank you, homey." --Some of his friends and family begged him to do the right thing and surrender . . . others told him to stay strong. --After the 16 hours the police finally busted through. The hostage was okay . . . but Valdez shot himself in the chest, and is in critical condition. --The police are analyzing all of Valdez's Facebook posts during the standoff . . . and considering criminal charges for the friend who fed him information about where the sniper was positioned. (ABC News)


Cops Let a Handcuffed Suspect Go . . . So They Could Arrest a Woman Who Was Filming Them?

This incident happened last month, but it's just coming to light now. --Back on May 12th, 28-year-old Emily Good of Rochester, New York, saw a man being handcuffed during a traffic stop on the street outside her home. It's not clear WHY, but she decided to start filming the incident. --The police officer who was making the arrest is named Mario Masic. And he wasn't happy with Emily making a video. So he asked her to stop recording and go inside, and then TOLD her to stop recording and go inside. --She didn't. And that's when Mario stopped worrying about the handcuffed suspect and let him go on his way . . . so he could arrest EMILY. --She was officially charged with second-degree obstructing governmental administration. --By the way, it's perfectly legal to film something going on in a public street . . . even an arrest . . . but the officer says that he felt THREATENED and UNSAFE with her on her lawn, recording him. --Emily is due in court on Monday to face the charge. The Rochester Police say they're reviewing the situation. (Rochester Democrat and Chronicle) (--Here's a link to the video Emily made. It's fairly dark, but you can hear how everything went down.)


Follow-Up: The Bank Robber Who Wanted Free Prison Healthcare Was Only a Few Miles From Hospitals That Would've Treated Him For Free:

Earlier this week, a story came out about 59-year-old James Verone of Gastonia, North Carolina. He robbed a bank and got caught intentionally, because he said the only way he could afford healthcare was to get it for free in prison. --And we'll admit that, just like the rest of the media, we were all over this story. Well . . . a writer for "Investor's Business Daily" essentially put us all in our place with an editorial yesterday. --He writes, quote, "The story flew across the web . . . not surprising, since it fit perfectly into one of the media's cherished memes. 'The most expensive [care] in the world, and yet it forces people to take desperate acts to get treatment.'" --"There's just one little, inconvenient fact missing from all this coverage. Verone had access to free care outside of jail, and plenty of it." --Turns out the bank he robbed was just FIVE MILES from a free health clinic. Or he could've taken a bus to the University of North Carolina, where they, quote, "provide necessary healthcare to citizens, regardless of their ability to pay." --Overall, North Carolina provides around $700 MILLION in free healthcare to people in need every year . . . and other states do the same. Nationwide, about $34 BILLION goes into unpaid healthcare. --In other words: This bank robber might not have known about those options. But they're out there. And it was WEAK of the media to seize onto the story without reporting them. --So we apologize for falling into that trap, because we usually think of ourselves as being far, far better than the regular media. Won't happen again. (Investor's Business Daily)


Random News Extras . . . Random Links to Additional Stories:

According to the FDA, women can't keep their silicone breast implants for life. Basically, they'll need additional surgery within ten years to help prevent them from rupturing. (Full Story)


Worst pick-up line ever? An EMT in New York is accused of fondling a car crash victim . . . telling her she had a "beautiful body" while she was in the ambulance on the way to the hospital . . . taking down her cell phone number . . . and calling and texting her over the next few days to start a relationship. (Full Story)


A shocking new study has revealed that women like guys who wear expensive clothes and drive flashy cars . . . and that the men who have them are more successful at having flings and staying single. (Full Story)


A hospital in Wales has apologized for giving elderly patients tambourines and maracas when their call button system wasn't working. (Full Story)


Check out a botched mob hit caught on surveillance footage at a tire shop in Brooklyn. The owner of the shop survived . . . and the shooter was later taken out by police. (Full Story)


NAZZY’S VIDEOS OF THE DAY

#1.) Peyton and Eli Manning Star in a Violent New Trailer for a Fake TV Show Called "Football Cops":

PEYTON and ELI MANNING are in a new, somewhat graphic ad for DirecTV. It's a fake promo spot for a TV drama like called "Football Cops" . . . and instead of using guns, they kill criminals with deadly footballs. --It's not clear if there's more to come, but DirecTV is promoting it like there is. On the official website, it even lists the back stories of the characters. --It says, quote, "Both grew up together as orphans in a home for wayward boys. Both overcame the odds to become huge sports stars. Now both are the only hope for the rugged streets they once again call home." --Odds are, DirecTV is just planning to run mini-episodes leading up to the football season . . . if there is one. (--Search for "Football Cops Trailer DirecTV.") (--WARNING: This violence is somewhat graphic.)


#2.) The Calgary Zoo's New Ad Features a 'Breakdancing' Gorilla:

I'm guessing the Calgary Zoo might get more visitors this year than usual, because their new ad features a breakdancing gorilla. And since Friday, it's gotten about 800,000 views on YouTube. --It shows a gorilla named Zola spinning around in a puddle of water, and mostly just splashing its feet. Then they added in dance music. (--Search for "Break Dancing Gorilla at the Zoo.")


#3.) A Single Mother Ran Down Three Brothers Who Stole Beer from Wal-Mart . . . And Jumped on Their Car:

Three brothers in Houston tried to steal beer from a Wal-Mart on Sunday, but a single mother named Monique Lawless saw them while she was standing in line . . . then ran them down and JUMPED ON THEIR CAMARO. Security cameras got it all on video. --She jumped on the hood and stomped on the windshield, then wisely decided to jump off when the engine started. But then she tried to open the driver's side door as they sped off, and got thrown to the pavement. --She got a black eye, but she's okay. And she says she'd intervene again . . . and hopes other people would too. She just wouldn't jump on the car next time. --The video on CNN.com shows the footage and an interview with the woman. And it also shows helicopter footage of the cops catching one guy . . . by pinning him against a fence with a cop car. We're not sure how that last part's legal, since it's pretty intense. (--Search for "Woman Chases Alleged Beer Thieves." She jumps on the car at :33, and it shows the cop car pin one of the thieves against the fence at 1:04.)
(--Don't get me wrong, I respect this woman, but you have to be really serious about the law to be a SINGLE MOTHER and run three grown men stealing from one of the richest corporations in the world.)


#4.) Two Motorcycles Got Tangled Up After a Crash and Spun Around in Circles:

There's a new video on YouTube of a weird motorcycle crash that happened at a race in France. The two riders were fine, but the handlebars on their bikes got hung up on each other, and the bikes spun around in circles on the racetrack. --It's also funny how angry the one guy gets at the racer who caused it. (--Search for "An Unusual Crash for Two Race Bikes.")


#5.) Voluptuous Women Unleashing Their Assets on YouTube:

If Friday can't come fast enough, there's one guaranteed way to help get you through the week: Voluptuous women unleashing their assets on YouTube. (???) --For example, if you've never seen it, there's last year's wardrobe malfunction, when extremely well-chested Italian TV presenter Marika Fruscio accidentally exposed herself on a talk show. --Just search for "The beautiful Marika Fruscio shows her breasts on Italian TV." I mean . . . what else would you search for? Is it 'Safe For Work?' Not exactly. --In that same vein, there's also "Big boob jog" . . . aptly described on YouTube as "Woman with huge twins goes jogging." --Or perhaps you can learn something from the helpful do-it-yourself instructional video, "Self Breast Massage Technique - Lymphatic Breast Massage."


Five Ways to Prevent and Control Road Rage:

The magazine "Prevention" has a list of ways to prevent and control road rage. Here are the top five. Some of these are pretty stupid, but a few sound like they might be helpful.

#1.) Instead of a Pine-Scented Air Freshener, Go With Peppermint or Cinnamon. In one study researchers put college students in simulated driving scenarios. --And they found that the scent of peppermint or cinnamon decreased their frustration by 25%, increased alertness by 30%, and made the simulated ride seem 30% shorter. Peppermint also lowered anxiety and fatigue by 20%.

#2.) Drive in the Slow Lane. Driving in the fast lane generally cuts 10% off your commute, and the average commute in the U.S. is 25 minutes. So if you're an average driver, it only saves two or three minutes. --And if you stay in the slow lane instead, you'll be surrounded by less aggressive drivers.

#3.) Be Supportive. According to one expert, you just need to change the way you THINK of the other drivers. And instead of competing with them, you should try SUPPORTING them. --So if they want to move into your lane or pass you, just let them. Here's why this one's stupid: The expert says, quote, "When you're a supportive driver, not only does the stress vanish, but you also begin to ENJOY traffic."

#4.) Be Willing to Take Criticism. If a passenger says you're tailgating or doing something else wrong, don't get defensive. They might be right, and YOU might be the root cause of some of your road rage.

#5.) Get Silly. This one's weird too. If you're feeling tense behind the wheel, the editors of "Prevention" say you should, quote, "try making animal noises, machine sounds, or whatever you find amusing." (???) --Really, they just mean that if you laugh, you're less likely to get stressed out. But honestly . . . our show MUST be better than animal noises. (Prevention.com)

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

HOLLYWOOD DIRT OVERFLOW (06-22-11)

Check Out 16-Year-Old Courtney Stodden's Marriage Certificate:

COURTNEY STODDEN . . . the 16-year-old "singer" who married 51-year-old "Lost" and "Green Mile" actor DOUG HUTCHISON . . . really IS 16. At least that's what her marriage certificate says. (--You can check it out here.) --You'll notice that there's no space on the certificate itself for parental consent . . . but consent WAS required, since Courtney is underage. But as we heard yesterday, both her parents approve of the marriage. --And Courtney's mom is listed as a witness. --Meanwhile . . . there's a video on YouTube that should settle any arguments about Courtney being 16 once and for all. --It's a video she posted this past December, responding to her many critics and haters. And unfortunately, I think it'll do nothing but earn her even MORE critics and haters. --The phrase "not the sharpest tool in the shed" comes to mind. (--Check it out here. WARNING!!! At about the 1:50 mark, Courtney uses that word for breasts that rhymes with BITS.)


"Juno" Director Jason Reitman Is Getting an Interracial Divorce:

The taboo interracial marriage of "Juno" director JASON REITMAN and his sexy Asian wife, writer Michelle Lee, is over. There's no word on the cause of the breakup. --Jason and Michelle have been married since 2004, and they have a 5-year-old daughter. (--Here's a picture of Jason and Michelle in happier times.) (TMZ)


The Guy Ryan Dunn Killed Was a Newlywed and an Iraq War Vet . . . And Police Say They Were Doing 130 Miles Per Hour:

The other man who was killed in the crash that took the life of "Jackass" star RYAN DUNN has been identified. His name was Zachary Hartwell, and he was a veteran of three tours of duty in Iraq. --One showbiz website even claims he was a Navy SEAL. (--He survived Iraq . . . three times . . . but he could NOT survive "Jackass". Sad.) --He was also a newlywed. He got married last October . . . and Ryan Dunn's girlfriend was a bridesmaid. Now, potentially because of alcohol and stupidity, both ladies are alone. --Zachary was one of the guys at the bar with Ryan in the hours before the crash. A so-called "source" says they were celebrating, quote, "winning some kind of deal together." Ryan was driving Zachary home when they crashed. --We still don't know if alcohol played a part in the crash. Toxicology test results won't be back for four to six weeks. But police now say Ryan's Porsche was doing 130 MILES PER HOUR when it crashed.
--The local police chief said he's, quote, "never seen a car destroyed in an automobile accident the way this car was . . . even before it caught on fire." --Meanwhile, the coroner's report says both men were killed by blunt force trauma from the crash itself, plus burn injuries from the ensuing fire. Apparently, it was impossible to determine if one or the other was the immediate cause of death, so the coroner just listed both.


Roger Ebert Backtracks and Says He Was "Too Quick to Tweet":

ROGER EBERT has offered a semi-apology for tweeting "Friends don't let Jackasses drink and drive," after RYAN DUNN'S fatal accident. He now says he TWEETED TOO SOON. -Here are his exact words . . . quote, "To begin with, I offer my sympathy to Ryan Dunn's family and friends, and to those of Zachary Hartwell, who also died in the crash. I mean that sincerely. It is tragic to lose a loved one." --"I also regret that my tweet about the event was considered cruel. It was not intended as cruel. It was intended as true. I have no way of knowing if Ryan Dunn was drunk at the time of his death. --"I don't know what happened in this case, and I was probably too quick to tweet. That was unseemly." --But he still defends his message . . . quote, "I do know that nobody has any business driving on a public highway at 110 mph, as some estimated . . . --"Or fast enough, anyway, to leave a highway and fly through 40 yards of trees before crashing. --"That is especially true if the driver has had three shots and three beers. Two people were killed. What if the car had crashed into another car?" (--In case you forgot, here's a screen shot of the angry message BAM MARGERA Tweeted in response to Ebert's initial Tweets.) --In addition to Ryan Dunn's friends and supporters . . . Ebert apparently also offended someone at Facebook. --Because after some people complained about Ebert, his Facebook page was SUSPENDED. But it was reinstated after an hour, and Facebook claimed it was just a mistake. --Before the "error" was corrected, Ebert Tweeted, quote, "Facebook has removed my page in response, apparently, to malicious complaints from one or two jerks. --"Facebook! My page is harmless and an asset to you. Why did you remove it in response to anonymous jerks? Makes you look bad."


Bam Margera Visited the Crash Site Yesterday . . . And Cried:

BAM MARGERA was in Arizona Monday when he heard that his good friend and "Jackass" co-star RYAN DUNN had been killed. But he returned to Pennsylvania to visit the crash site yesterday. And he was NOT in good shape. --He spoke with Philadelphia's Fox affiliate . . . and cried the whole time. He said, quote, "I've never lost anybody that I care about . . . he's my best friend." --Bam also seems to suggest he had some kind of psychic episode at the exact moment of Ryan's crash, even though he was all the way across the country. --He said, quote, "At 12:30 I just started punching out the windows of the rental van and ripping out the speakers, and I don't even know why. I wasn't mad at anything or anybody. --"And if it's 12:30 there, that means that it was exactly when he crashed." --Bam added, quote, "He was the happiest person ever, the smartest guy. He had so much talent, and he had so many things going for him. This is not right." --Asked how he's going to get over Ryan's death, Bam said, quote, "I can't. I can't." (--Here's the news report . . . in which they also mention that people are actually stealing wreckage from the crash site . . . and some of them have even admitted they're going to sell it on eBay.) (Video)


Tracy Morgan Went to Nashville to Apologize for His Homophobic Rant:

TRACY MORGAN'S Apology Tour took him back to the scene of the crime yesterday. Tracy was back in Nashville, Tennessee . . . where his homophobic rant during a standup routine on June 3rd set this whole thing off. --Tracy met with members of the local gay community . . . including Kevin Rogers, the audience member whose Facebook post about Tracy's routine ignited a national controversy. --At a press conference after the meeting, Tracy said, quote, "First thing I want to say is I apologize to Kevin and to people who were at the show for bumming them out. I want to apologize to my friends, and my family and my fans. --"I don't have a hateful bone in my body. I don't believe that anyone should be bullied or just made to feel bad about who they are . . . I really don't care who you love, same sex or not, as long as you have the ability to love." --He added, quote, "So now, at this point in my life, is an opportunity to make a difference. I don't see gay or straight, I just see human beings . . . From the bottom of my heart, I apologize." (--Here's video.)


Did Steven Spielberg Really Boot Megan Fox from the "Transformers" Movies for Comparing Director Michael Bay to Hitler?

It seems like so long ago that MEGAN FOX compared her "Transformers" director MICHAEL BAY to Adolf Hitler. It should be old news. But it's not. --Because in the new issue of "GQ" magazine, Bay reveals that it was that comment that got Megan FIRED from the franchise and replaced by ROSIE HUNTINGTON-WHITELEY for the upcoming, third installment. --And the ironic thing is, Bay wasn't even bothered by it. It was producer STEVEN SPIELBERG who gave her the boot. --Bay says that after Megan made the comparison, Spielberg told him, quote, "Fire her right now." --But here's Bay's take . . . quote, "I wasn't hurt, because I know that's just Megan. Megan loves to get a response. And she does it in the wrong way . . . When you're days and months on a set, it's like a family. You say rude things and you make up." --To be fair, there was a little more that led up to Megan's firing. Bay says, quote, "[She was just in] a different world, on her BlackBerry . . . You gotta stay focused." --And screenwriter Ehren Kruger adds, quote, "She was there for rehearsals. But she seemed like an actress who didn't want to be a part of it. She was saying she wanted to, but she wasn't acting like it." (--Megan isn't box office poison yet. She's just been added to the cast of SACHA BARON COHEN'S upcoming comedy "The Dictator". It's due out next May.)


Lindsay Lohan Made Tens of Thousands of Dollars . . . While Under House Arrest:

The wheels of the U.S. Justice System continue to mercilessly grind LINDSAY LOHAN beneath their weight. --While serving hard time in the comfort of her own home, Lindsay was able to make TENS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS by shooting an 18-second commercial for an auction website called Beezid.com. --Sources say Lindsay was approached with an offer of $25,000, but she turned it down. They eventually got her on board, but we don't know how much it took. However, we hear she was also given a $10,000 credit at the site. --All Lindsay had to do was sit on a couch and say this . . . quote, "Hey to all my friends, I just want to share with you that during some of my time at home, I found this amazing site with great deals. --"It's called Beezid.com. Be sure to check it out." --We should probably note that while the ad is 18 seconds, Lindsay takes a mere EIGHT seconds to deliver her speech. --And she earned more than $35,000 for it. While under incarceration by the state of California. And there's nothing illegal about it. (--Here's the ad.)


Does Martha Stewart Sell Exploding Tables?

If you have a MARTHA STEWART glass-top patio table, you might want to practice your DUCK AND COVER techniques before your next barbecue. Because there's a chance it could EXPLODE on you. --That happened on Father's Day to the Passarella family near Denver, Colorado. They'd just finished eating when the tabletop shattered. --Nancy Passarella says, quote, "It was like, Boom! It just blew up . . . no reason. All of the sudden we heard this loud explosion, and the table proceeds to disintegrate." --This isn't an isolated incident, either. Apparently, there have been hundreds of complaints about this same table, and there was even a class-action lawsuit years ago. --The Consumer Product Safety Commission asked Martha Stewart Living to redesign the table in 2006. The Passarellas say they bought theirs at Kmart in 2008 or 2009. --A rep for Martha's company says it's Kmart's responsibility to fix the problem. They also issued a statement saying, quote, "We do not oversee the mechanical design, engineering or manufacturing of the products." (--Here's a news report on Martha's EXPLODING TABLES.)


Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon Want to Release "Tasteful" Photos of Their Twins:

MARIAH CAREY and NICK CANNON want to do a photo shoot to introduce the world to their twins, Moroccan and Monroe. But they're not just chasing the big money. They want someone who's going to be respectful. --A source says, quote, "Mariah and Nick are more concerned with doing the right thing than going to the highest bidder. They're talking to a number of publications about doing it in the best and most tasteful way. --"Nick has said on radio he doesn't feel entirely comfortable selling pictures of his children. But the first picture remains very valuable to the paparazzi."


Bristol Palin Doesn't Trust Meghan McCain:

LEVI JOHNSTON isn't the only person BRISTOL PALIN rips in her new book. She also takes a shot at MEGHAN MCCAIN. --Apparently, when their parents were running mates in the 2008 presidential election, Bristol got an unfriendly vibe from Meghan. --And it started from the moment they met. She writes, quote, "Meghan] ignored us during the entire visit. [I] had a sneaking suspicion I might need to watch my back. --"Every time we saw Meghan, she seemed to be constantly checking us out, comparing my family to hers and complaining." --In response, Meghan Tweeted a link to a YouTube video she posted back when her dad, JOHN MCCAIN, first announced that Bristol's mom, SARAH PALIN, was going to be his running mate. --The video is basically a two-minute love letter to Sarah Palin, and it includes two wrap-around scenes where she's talking to the camera, while sitting with her arm around Bristol's little sister Piper. (--Check it out here.) -Meghan didn't comment beyond that. (--Enjoy side-by-side photos of Bristol and Meghan here.)


Adam West Is Getting a Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame Next Year!!! So Are Jennifer Aniston, Kate Winslet, Scarlett Johansson and, Believe it Or Not, Vin Diesel:

The Hollywood Chamber of Commerce has released the list of celebrities who'll get stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame next year. --Technically, the Class of 2012 is led by JENNIFER ANISTON. But as far as I'm concerned, next year is the Year of the Bat . . . because THE ONE TRUE BATMAN, ADAM WEST, is getting a star as well. (--If you don't understand why Adam West deserves only the very highest of acting honors, check out this CLASSIC clip from the 1966 "Batman" movie. It's the world-famous "Some Days You Can't Get Rid of a Bomb" scene!)

--The rest of next year's list includes . . .

--Kate Winslet

--Scarlett Johansson

--Vin Diesel (???)

--"Clockwork Orange" star Malcolm McDowell

--Valerie Bertinelli

--"Simpsons" creator Matt Groenig

--Mariska Hargitay

--Patricia Heaton

--Marg Helgenberger

--Walter Koenig . . . a.k.a. Mr. Chekov from "Star Trek"

--Jennifer Lopez

--America

--Boyz II Men

--Vince Gill

--Ann and Nancy Wilson from Heart

--There will also be two posthumous presentations: For Richard Burton and Barry White.

(--All you need is for someone to nominate you . . . and for someone to pay a $25,000 fee. Oh, and you also have to promise to be there for the unveiling ceremony.)


Check Out the Rejection Letter Mr. Rogers Sent to a Kid Who Wanted to Come Visit His House:

A little over 20 years ago, some 6-year-old kid sent a letter to MR. ROGERS, asking if he could come visit him at his house. --Mr. Rogers couldn't let him do that . . . I'm guessing for security reasons (???) . . . so he sent the kid the sweetest, kindest rejection letter ever. --He let the kid down really easy, then said, quote, "Even though we can't have a real visit, it is good that we can have television visits and a letter visit like this one. --"You might want to pretend about a visit we'd have together. When you pretend, things can be any way you want them to be." (--You can read the whole thing here. It's sweet and perfect and awesome. ) (TheHighDefinite.com)


Will Dallas Mavericks Owner Mark Cuban Buy the Los Angeles Dodgers?

Dallas Mavericks owner MARK CUBAN finally got his NBA Championship. Could he add a World Series trophy to his resume, too? --As you may have heard, the Los Angeles Dodgers are in such financial trouble right now, they're on the verge of being taken over by Major League Baseball. --But Cuban says that under the right circumstances, he'd buy the team. He says, quote, "If it looks good, I am always open to any good business deal. If the deal is right and [the Dodgers] are fixable, then yeah, I am very interested." --According to Fox Sports, however, most baseball insiders think Cuban has very little chance of being approved as a team owner.


Bruce Springsteen Delivered the Eulogy at Clarence Clemons' Memorial:

BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN delivered the eulogy at CLARENCE CLEMONS' memorial ceremony in Palm Beach, Florida, yesterday. Clarence was the saxophonist in The Boss' E STREET BAND. --Bruce said, quote, "Clarence was a man of unconditional love, but his love came with a lot of conditions. He was a complex guy . . . an ongoing project. But when you were in his presence, it was like being in a sovereign nation." --Bruce also performed a solo version of "Tenth Avenue Freeze-Out", the song he wrote about first meeting Clarence in Asbury Park over 40 years ago. --The E Street Band also performed at the ceremony, as did JACKSON BROWNE. Miami Heat president PAT RILEY was also there, but of course he didn't perform. (--Kind of like the Heat in the NBA Finals.) --Clarence's widow Victoria and three of his four ex-wives were among the mourners. --Victoria said that Clarence had asked her to scatter his ashes at a special spot in Hawaii and to do so with "all of the special women in his life" . . . including his previous wives. And she said she would do it. (--There isn't any video from the memorial . . . obviously . . . but you can pay tribute to Clarence by jamming to "Tenth Avenue Freeze-Out", here.)


Jeff Conaway's Memorial Went Down Yesterday:

JEFF CONAWAY'S memorial was held yesterday in Encino, California. --It was hosted by his former fiancée Vikki Lizzi . . . and THE TEMPTATIONS performed. They did "It's So Hard to Say Goodbye" . . . as well as a special song they wrote for him called "I'll Miss You Buddy". -Apparently, Jeff was a DIEHARD fan of the Temptations, and they became close friends after meeting backstage at some awards show. --COREY FELDMAN delivered the eulogy. He said, quote, "There wasn't a dry eye in the house." Other "celebrity" guests included porno stars RON JEREMY and MARY CAREY and Jeff's "Taxi" co-star CHRISTOPHER LLOYD. --According to RadarOnline.com, "Guests signed purple balloons, Jeff's favorite color, and released them to go up in the sky." (--Here's video of Corey delivering the eulogy.)
AMC Theaters Are Doing a Four-Night "Harry Potter" Marathon Leading Up to the Release of the Final Film:

"Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2" hits theaters on Friday, July 15th. But if you have an AMC Theatre chain in your town, you might have a chance to seriously geek out in the days before the release. --35 AMC theaters around the country are doing a FOUR-NIGHT "HARRY POTTER" MARATHON . . . with two movies back-to-back, in order, each night. --"Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone" and "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets" kick things off on Monday, July 11th. --On Tuesday the 12th, it's "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban" and "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire". --On Wednesday the 13th, they're showing "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix" and "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince". --Then on Thursday the 14th, it's "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1" . . . which starts at 9:00 P.M. Right after that, at 12:01 A.M. on Friday the 15th, is the long-awaited "Deathly Hallows, Part 2". --Tickets for the whole shebang cost $45 . . . which is less than you'd pay to see eight movies individually. (--You can see a list of participating theaters here. Unfortunately for a lot of people, they're all in big cities.)


Check Out the Trailer for the New "Footloose":

The "Footloose" remake hits theaters on October 14th. --It stars JULIANNE HOUGH from "Dancing With the Stars", DENNIS QUAID as her strict, dance-hating dad and some kid named KENNY WORMALD as Ren, the character IMMORTALIZED by KEVIN BACON in the 1984 original. --It also includes, for some reason, an exploding school bus. (--Was there an exploding school bus in the original? I don't remember one. Hey, Hollywood . . . LEAVE OUR CLASSICS ALONE!) (--Anyway, here's the trailer.)


Here's the "Puss In Boots" Trailer:

The "Shrek" spin-off "Puss In Boots" hits theaters November 4th. ANTONIO BANDERAS provides the voice of the title character, as usual. He's joined by SALMA HAYEK as Kitty Softpaws. (???) (--Here's the trailer.)


Jake Gyllenhaal Will Guest Star on "Man Vs. Wild":

JAKE GYLLENHAAL will guest star on the July 11th episode of the Discovery Channel show "Man Vs. Wild". --Jake accompanied the show's star BEAR GRYLLS on a trip to Iceland . . . and according to the press release he had to hold his own. ---He was asked to "go where Bear goes, eat whatever Bear eats, and on occasion even take the lead, if he's going to cope with some of the worst conditions known to man." Jake said, quote, "For me, it's all about discovery."


Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo's Wedding Will Be on TV:

If you couldn't get enough of NICK LACHEY and JESSICA SIMPSON'S televised relationship insanity . . . and are still salivating for more . . . there's good news: We're getting a sequel! --TLC is televising Nick's upcoming wedding to VANESSA MINNILLO . . . and the special promises to feature, quote, "VIP access" to the ceremony! There's no airdate yet, but the special has been tentatively titled "Nick & Vanessa's Dream Wedding". (--It's unclear if that's "tentative" because it may not end up being their "dream wedding" . . . or because TLC is still hoping to come up with something more creative.)


Wednesday TV Reminders: (--Check your local listings.)

--"The Voice" [Results Show] . . . 8:00 to 9:00 P.M. on NBC. (--The final four singers are announced.)

--"So You Think You Can Dance" [Performance] . . . 8:00 to 10:00 P.M. on Fox.

--"Kathy Griffin: Gurrl Down!" . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on Bravo. (--Kathy Griffin performs stand-up in Boston's Wilbur Theatre.)

--"I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant" [4th Season Premiere] . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on TLC.

--"Hot in Cleveland" . . . 10:00 to 10:30 P.M. on TV Land. (--Jane Leeves character receives a surprise visit from the son she gave up for adoption.)

--"America's Got Talent" [Auditions] . . . 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on NBC.

--"Nightline Prime: Beyond Belief" [2nd Season Premiere] . . . 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on ABC. (--A five part series on spirituality and ESP begins with an examination of extrasensory links between identical twins.)

--"The Real World/Road Rules Challenge" [21st Season Premiere] . . . 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on MTV.

--"Cee-Lo Green: Talking to Strangers" [SERIES Premiere] . . . 11:00 to 11:30 P.M. on Fuse. (--Lupe Fiasco performs and is interviewed by Cee-Lo Green.)


Amy Winehouse Has Canceled the Rest of Her European Tour . . . So Apparently, She *Is* Still Messed Up:

AMY WINEHOUSE totally bombed at a concert in Serbia on Saturday . . . and now she's decided to cancel the rest of her 12-date European tour. --The gig in Serbia was the first date of the tour. She previously canceled Monday's show in Turkey and tonight's scheduled concert in Greece . . . but now the whole thing is out the window. --Amy's camp isn't saying much, but clearly something is wrong with her . . . and judging from her history, it's probably alcohol- and / or drug-related. A month ago, she went to rehab . . . for a WEEK . . . before checking herself out. --Her rep merely said, quote, "Everyone involved wishes to do everything they can to help her return to her best and she will be given as long as it takes for this to happen." And from what I can tell, she's already taken over three YEARS to do that.


Adele Has Given Up Smoking As Part of Her Recovery:

Earlier this month, ADELE came down with laryngitis and was forced to cancel her tour. Well, she's in the process of recovering . . . and as part of that she's decided to quit smoking. (--Yeah, she was a smoker. Here's a pic.) --In an update on her site, she wrote, quote, "I can't wait to be able to sing again, I'm bored stiff . . . I'm on the mend, I still need to take it easy and rest but things are looking up . . . I've given up smoking again!" (--You can read the full post, here.)


Video of Britney Spears Giving a Fan a Lap Dance Onstage:

BRITNEY SPEARS gave a surprised male fan a sexy LAP DANCE onstage in San Jose, California over the weekend. It happened during her performance of "Lace and Leather". (--Here's video.) --Maybe this is something Britney learned from her opening act, NICKI MINAJ . . . who previously gave onstage lap dances to LIL WAYNE and Phoenix Suns point guard STEVE NASH.


Check Out a New Radiohead Song Called "Staircase":

A new RADIOHEAD song called "Staircase" has hit the Internet. Supposedly, it was intended for their most recent album, "The King of Limbs", but it didn't end up making the cut. --Instead, it'll premiere on a TV special called "The King of Limbs: Live From the Basement", which will air on British TV next Wednesday. The special will feature the band performing "The King of Limbs" live. (--Here's the clip of "Staircase".)


Rise Against Have Put Out an Anti-Homophobia Video:

RISE AGAINST have put out their video for "Make It Stop (September's Children)", a song that was inspired by all the teen suicides in the face of homophobic bullying. And naturally, the video takes on bullying as well. (--Watch it, here.) (--And here's a video of singer Tim McIlrath talking about why he wrote it.)
WEDNESDAY'S SHOWBIZ EXTRAS


Showbiz Extras . . . Random Links to Additional Stories:


TOM HANKS HI-lariously hammed it up during a Spanish-language weather report on Univision. (Video)



JULIA ROBERTS is reportedly feuding with her half-sister . . . because her weight has ballooned to more than 300 pounds. (Full Story)



Okay, so OLIVIA WILDE doesn't ALWAYS look perfect. (Photos)



Does JUSTIN BIEBER burn his underwear when he's done with it . . . so fans can't get their hands on it? (Full Story)



Saturday is the two-year anniversary of MICHAEL JACKSON'S death. Check out a motorcycle covered with images of Michael at different stages of his career. (Photos)



HBO is doing a show loosely based on MIKE TYSON'S early life in the ring. It's called "Da Brick". Tyson and SPIKE LEE are among those working on it behind the scenes. (Full Story)



During a gig in France the other night, BEYONCE did a medley of Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody", Prince's "The Beautiful Ones" and Kings of Leon's "Sex On Fire". (Video)


TERRY O'QUINN will have a recurring role on "Hawaii Five-0" next season. Terry played John Locke on "Lost". DANIEL DAE KIM, who played Jin on "Lost", is a regular on "Hawaii Five-0". (Full Story)



CONAN O'BRIEN will have a cameo in an upcoming episode of "How I Met Your Mother". He won't be a guest star, he'll be an extra. He says, quote, "The producers were saying, 'We'll actually write you in as a character.' But I think it's much funnier if I'm just in the bar in the background." There's no airdate yet. (Full Story)



On "The View" yesterday, KIRSTIE ALLEY said she's lost 90 POUNDS. She explained, quote, "I lost 60 before [preparing for 'Dancing with the Stars'] and 30 during it." (Video)



RadarOnline.com says ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER is already paying child support to MARIA SHRIVER, even though they haven't officially filed for divorce yet. There's no word on how much he's paying, just that it's a, quote, "significant amount." (Full Story)



ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER is currently in his birthplace of Austria, where he told his former countrymen that he really misses the music of Mozart and, quote, "A JUICY WIENER SCHNITZEL." (Full Story)


RANDOM STUFF

91% of Women Would Marry For Love Over Money . . . Unless the Guy was Unemployed:

In a new survey, 91% of women said that if it came down to it, they'd marry for LOVE over MONEY. But there's a catch. --If a guy is unemployed . . . yeah, then his money is an issue. --Because while nine out of 10 women would marry for love, you've gotta have at least SOME prospects. Three out of four women said that even if they loved an unemployed guy, they'd have trouble marrying him. --And 65% of women say that they'd feel uncomfortable getting married if THEY were unemployed. --The survey also found that 32% of women say they make more money than their partner. 41% say they wouldn't marry someone who makes, quote, "significantly less" money than them. --And 55% of women would give up their career to raise a family if their partner could fully support the family. --So to review: 91% of women would marry for love over money. Unless you're unemployed. Or you make a lot less than them. Or they want to quit their jobs to raise a family. It's almost as if that 91% didn't fully think out their answer. (Stuff.co.nz)


Only One in 25 People Think It's a Good Idea to Sing on a First Date:

I'm sad we even NEED to say this, because it SHOULD be obvious. But when you sing on a first date, there's a 24 out of 25 chance you're NOT going to end up with a second date. --In a new survey by the social dating website Zoosk.com, only 4% of people . . . or one in 25 . . . say that singing on a first date is a good idea. That includes going to a karaoke bar . . . or just busting out some Jodeci in the car at the end of the night. --Here are some more results from the survey about what does and doesn't make for a good first date . . . -67% of people say the WORST conversation topic is to talk about an ex. Personal medical issues came in as the second worst topic . . . politics came in third . . . and religion was fourth. --81% of people say that the guy should pay on a first date. 1% say the woman should pay. The rest say it depends on the situation. --35% of women say it's cool to split the check, versus only 18% of men. --The average man says he's figured out if he really likes his date within 15 minutes. The average woman waits until the end of the date to make up her mind. --7% of men would make up an excuse to leave a bad date early, versus 15% of women. (PR Newswire)


If You Want People to Think You're Powerful . . . Be as Rude as Possible:

Well this sends a pretty horrible message. In a new study from the University of Amsterdam in the Netherlands, researchers found that the best way to get people to respect you is . . . to act like an A-HOLE. --In the study, participants would watch videos of people acting rudely . . . like yelling at a waiter or blowing off their coworkers . . . and videos of people in the same situations acting politely and respectfully. --Afterward, in every case, the study participants perceived the rude people as MORE POWERFUL, decisive, strong, in control, and leader-like than the polite people. (Business Insider)


Americans Buy 700% More Fireworks Now Than in 1976 . . . And Have 90% Fewer Fireworks-Related Injuries:

Here are some great stats on fireworks in America. So rattle them off to impress your friends when you're driving across state lines to stock up on the Fourth of July. --Americans are using 700% more fireworks than they were in 1976. --We spend nearly $1 BILLION on them every year. --But even though fireworks are seven times more popular now than 35 years ago . . . injuries from fireworks are down 90%. --It's hard to say WHY injuries are down so much . . . but basically it's a mix of people getting smarter about fireworks, and the technology getting better so they're less likely to accidentally blow up in your hand. --In 2009, only one person died from a fireworks accident in the U.S. . . . and he was a 26-year-old who lit a "consumer grade mortar shell" in a launching tube he was holding over his head. --For comparison's sake, in the same year, two people died when they were crushed by vending machines they were trying to tip over. (Boston Herald)


Drivers Are More Likely to Get Skin Cancer on the Left Side of Their Body:

If you're driving to work right now, listen up: You might have a safe car, drive defensively, and always wear your seat belt, but scientists would like you to know that your car is STILL trying to kill you . . . --Researchers at the University of Washington in Seattle found that Americans get the worst types of skin cancer on the left side of their body. And the upper left arm is one of the most common spots. --It's because your left arm is the one you rest on your open window you're driving on a nice day. And leaving it there to bake in the hot sun raises your cancer risk. --When they looked at drivers in Australia . . . where the steering wheel is on the OTHER side of the car . . . the researchers found that cancer was more likely to occur on the RIGHT arm. --The good news is that the glass used in your car windows blocks UV rays. So if you leave your window up and blast the A/C, you're less likely to get cancer. (AOL)


MEATBALL CRIMINALS

Follow-Up: The Woman Who Stole a Mink Coat By Jamming It In Her Underwear Has Pleaded Guilty:

I've been in love with this woman ever since I first heard about her back in January. And I know she probably can't hear me right now . . . but once she gets out of jail, I want her to know I'll still be waiting for her. --Back on New Year's Eve, 46-year-old Stephanie Moreland of Bloomington, Minnesota went to a shop called the Alaskan Fur Company and stole a short mink fur coat. And she stole it by . . . shoving it into her underwear. --You see, Stephanie is a larger woman . . . in January, the police pegged her around 270 pounds . . . so the lump from the mink coat disappeared into her many, many delicious love rolls. --When the police tracked her down and questioned her three days later, she admitted she'd kept the coat IN HER UNDERWEAR for the entire three days to hide it. --We're talking about her now because Stephanie has pleaded guilty to one count of felony theft of property. The coat was valued at $6,500 . . . not sure what it's value is now. I guess it depends on how good of a dry cleaner it was sent to. --Stephanie will be sentenced on August 8th and could be looking at jail time. (CBS 4 - Minneapolis)


A Man Walks Into a Bank Claiming to Have Anthrax in His Backpack . . . But it Turns Out It Was Just Poop:

On Saturday morning, 55-year-old Steve Shapiro walked into a Chase bank branch in Lake Forest, California carrying a backpack. --And he announced he had ANTHRAX in the backpack, and threatened to release it. It's not clear whether it was part of a robbery attempt or not. --Staff at the bank immediately contacted the police, everyone panicked . . . and after Steve was subdued, the bomb squad had to be called in. --Fortunately he was full of crap . . . there was no anthrax in his backpack. Nope, the only thing in the backpack was . . . Steve's own feces. That's right: He'd moved his bowels into the bag before he went to the bank. --He was arrested for making false threats . . . and taken in for a mental evaluation. (OC Weekly)


A Woman Falls Asleep at the Wheel and Crashes Her Car Into . . . a Mattress Store:

This is straight out of a Wile E. Coyote cartoon right here. A woman fell asleep at the wheel on Monday in Jersey City, New Jersey. (--Her name hasn't been released.) And she crashed her car into . . . the soft, welcoming comfort of a MATTRESS STORE. --There's no word on how she's doing . . . but again, if cartoons have taught us anything she gently landed on a mattress and is totally fine. (Jersey Journal) (--Here's a photo of the outside of the mattress store after the crash.)


A Bride is Arrested a Few Hours After Her Wedding When She Dances With Another Man, and Bites Her Husband When They Argue About It:

Call me crazy, but I think these two kids are gonna make it. --On Saturday night, 30-year-old Bernadette Besario Catan-Keeler of Lighthouse Point, Florida got married. The groom's name wasn't released. --After the reception they kicked off their honeymoon right away, and headed to a nightclub in Fort Lauderdale, Florida. --At the club, Bernadette started drunkenly dancing with ANOTHER MAN. Her new husband had a bit of a problem with that, so they started arguing. --The argument escalated and Bernadette ended up ripping her new husband's shirt and BITING HIM. He called 911. --So, just a few hours after getting married, Bernadette was arrested for biting her new husband after he got mad at her for dancing with another guy. --She's been charged with domestic violence battery. (Orlando Sentinel)


Police are Searching For a Man Who Was Hiding at a Local Festival in a Porta-Potty . . . the *Bottom* of a Porta-Potty:

I can't believe there's a guy who has a TOILET FETISH that's SO raging it would lead him to this. --Over the weekend, the Hanuman Yoga Festival was being held at Boulder High School in Boulder, Colorado. And several Porta-Potties were set up for the occasion. --At one point, a woman used one . . . and noticed something was moving around inside the bottom of the Porta-Potty's receptacle tank. So she asked a friend to take a look, to see if he saw it too. --And he did. He saw a MAN hiding in the BOTTOM OF THE PORTA-POTTY. Yes . . . the bottom, where everyone's liquid and solid waste goes. All so he could look up at people doing their business. --Once the guy in the Porta-Potty realized he'd been caught, somehow he got out and took off. God bless a festival security supervisor who tried to DETAIN him, but according to the police, quote, "the suspect ran away, covered in feces." --The cops are still trying to track him down. (FOX 31 - Denver)


Random News Extras . . . Random Links to Additional Stories:


Photo of the Day: A giant soap bubble that looks like an enormous male appendage. Enjoy! (Photo)


In case you haven't heard, the Food and Drug Administration is going to put graphic warning labels on cigarettes starting in September. One of them shows a guy with a tracheotomy, and another shows a guy's rotting lips. (Full Story)


Can you charge someone with assault for sending you peanut butter when you're allergic? A woman in Michigan sent her ex-husband a letter . . . but didn't want his new wife to read it. So she smeared it with peanut butter, knowing the guy's new wife was allergic. Now the wife wants her charged with assault. (Full Story)


A couple in Washington State were the victims of identity theft, but at least they got an apology . . . when the thief sent them a rose and a note that said 'Thank You,' using their credit card. (Full Story)


According to 'The Archives of Dermatology', an America teenager recently faced a pretty weird dilemma: She got Botox to help cure her extra-sweaty palms, but it left her thumbs paralyzed so she couldn't text. OMG! (Full Story)


Friday Is Take Your Dog To Work Day


Pet Sitters International is encouraging businesses to open their doors to dogs Friday for Take Your Dog to Work Day. Beth Stultz, spokeswoman for the group, said the holiday began in 1999 and this year’s event is expected to include thousands of businesses across the country. “It was created as a way to give back to the pet community,” she said. Stultz said many groups also use the day to raise money for shelters and animal rescue agencies. It’s been proven that dogs increase worker productivity in the workplace. Philadelphia-based Petplan, a pet insurance provider, offers tips on how to bring your pet to work without problems.

•Set ground rules regarding pets in the office help to ensure that pets and people work together harmoniously.

•All pets should be current on their vaccinations and receive monthly flea and tick treatments.

•Pets should be socialized and well-behaved. Aggressive behavior is a no-no.

•It helps if the dog is potty-trained, for obvious reasons.

•Pets should be supervised to prevent your six-week project from turning into dinner or a dumping ground for Fido.

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

HOLLYWOOD DIRT OVERFLOW (06-21-11)

"Jackass" Star Ryan Dunn Was Killed in a Car Crash Yesterday:

"Jackass" star RYAN DUNN was killed yesterday when he crashed his Porsche 911 GT3 in Chester County, Pennsylvania . . . which is outside Philadelphia. He was 34. --The crash occurred a little before 3:00 A.M. yesterday morning. And it was bad. --Here's how bad: The car crashed through a guardrail and into the woods, then caught fire. --It was smashed into pieces and completely burned, to the point where the only way police were able to identify it was from a door that was thrown off and not incinerated. --Oh, and there was a passenger whose body hasn't even been identified yet because it was in such horrid condition. Ryan was only identified by his tattoos and his hair. (--Here's video from the site of the crash the next day. It doesn't show the wreckage, or anything graphic.) -Police think the car was speeding, but nobody knows yet if alcohol was involved . . . but it sounds like a distinct possibility. --According to TMZ, Dunn and some friends were drinking earlier that night at a bar called Barnaby's of America in West Chester, Pennsylvania. -A source says Dunn had at least three beers and three shots between 10:30 P.M. and 2:10 A.M., and he was, quote, "wasted." --He even Tweeted a picture of himself at the bar drinking. (--You can check out the pic, along with a shot of some of the wreckage, here. If you're not familiar with Ryan Dunn, he's the guy on the left with the beard.) (TMZ) --An employee at Barnaby's says Dunn only had a few beers, and "didn't seem intoxicated." (--Of course, he could be just covering his ass. Bars can be sued in situations like this.) --For those of you who aren't familiar with the "Jackass" cast, Ryan Dunn is the one who looks kind of like ZACH GALIFIANAKIS from the "Hangover" movies. (--MTV rounded up some of Ryan's best "Jackass" clips . . . including that one. Check 'em out here.)


Bam Margera and Roger Ebert Go At It Over Ryan Dunn's Death:

Not long after news of RYAN DUNN'S death broke, film critic ROGER EBERT ruffled some feathers by Tweeting, quote, "Friends don't let Jackasses drink and drive." --Blogger Perez Hilton tried to call Ebert out on his insensitivity, but most of the people who commented on the story agreed with Ebert. --So then, he Tweeted, quote, "Perez Hilton's readers agree with me and not with Perez about my tweet on Ryan Dunn. He drank, he drove, 2 people died. http://bit.ly/k6Uh9Y." --That's when Ryan's "Jackass" co-star, BAM MARGERA, chimed in. --Bam hadn't spoken out about Ryan's death up to that point, because he was traveling. But his mother said he'd heard the news and was, quote, "devastated." --But once he had a chance to Tweet, he unloaded on Ebert. He said, quote, "I just lost my best friend, I have been crying hysterical for a full day and piece of [crap] roger ebert has the gall to put in his 2 cents . . . --"[Eff] you! Millions of people are crying right now, shut your fat [effing] mouth." (--No word yet back from Ebert.)


Ryan Dunn's Co-Stars React to His Passing:

Many of RYAN DUNN'S "Jackass" co-stars hit the web to post their reactions to his death. Here they are . . .

--JOHNNY KNOXVILLE: "Today I lost my brother Ryan Dunn. My heart goes out to his family and his beloved Angie. RIP Ryan, I love you buddy."

--JASON "WEE MAN" ACUNA: "I miss you, bud. You were always a happy kick-ass dude!"

--DAVE ENGLAND: "I Love you Ryan. I'm gonna miss you bad."

--JEFF TREMAINE: "I feel like I lost a brother. Ryan Dunn was family and we are all deeply devastated."

--STEVE-O: "I don't know what to say, except I love Ryan Dunn and I'm really going to miss him."

(--As for BAM MARGERA'S comments, those were an angry response to something Roger Ebert Tweeted. You can read more about that here.)
51-Year-Old Doug Hutchison from "The Green Mile" Has Married a 16-Year-Old Girl:

51-year-old actor DOUG HUTCHISON got married back on May 20th. To a 16-YEAR-OLD GIRL. That's a 35-year age difference. (!!!) --I doubt you'd recognize Doug by name, but you've seen his face. He's one of those character actors who's in a bunch of movies and TV shows. --He's probably most famous for playing the A-hole prison guard Percy Wetmore in "The Green Mile". More recently, he was Horace Goodspeed on "Lost" and Davros on "24". --Doug's new bride is an aspiring singer by the name of Courtney Alexis Stodden. They got married in Las Vegas, where the age of consent is 18. But it's all completely legal because Courtney's parents signed off on it. --Courtney's mom says, quote, "They are very much in love and we are so supportive of this." --And her dad says, quote, "Every father can only pray to have such a man behind their daughter. Courtney is one of the most level headed girls out there and I'm not just saying that because she's my daughter. Doug is the nicest man I've ever met in my life." -Courtney's mom also added that Courtney is a "good Christian girl" and was a virgin when she married Doug. She also has, quote, "real breasts, real lips, she's not plastic." (--Here's Courtney's website. You can see why people might wonder if her breasts are real.) (--The music that assaults you when you try to navigate this site is ATROCIOUS. But I have a feeling this woman is destined for some kind of stardom, because she's GORGEOUS.) (--Check out the photo gallery. I'm having a hard time believing she's really only 16 ) --The newlyweds issued a statement saying, quote, "We're aware that our vast age difference is extremely controversial. But we're very much in love and want to get the message out there that true love can be ageless." --And on his website, Doug says, quote, "Mr. and Mrs. Hutchison live together happily ensconced in their Hollywood Hills home with their lil' pups Everette and Tuna!"


Hugh Hefner's New Girlfriend Was His Ex-Girlfriend's Best Friend:

It's starting to become clearer why CRYSTAL HARRIS didn't want to marry HUGH HEFNER. --It turns out Hugh's new girlfriend, ANNA SOPHIA BERGLUND, was Crystal's BEST FRIEND. And Hugh's been hittin' that for the duration of his engagement to Crystal.--A source ever-so-eloquently says, quote, "Hef was boning Anna the whole time." And Hugh wasn't even messing around behind Crystal's back. He was nailing Anna with Crystal's full knowledge. --Meanwhile, Hef dropped the following Tweet yesterday . . . quote, "After all is said and done, staying single is probably the best. I think I just missed a bullet." --By the way . . . we're also hearing that Hugh is letting Crystal keep her $90,000 engagement ring, plus a Bentley he gave her.


(NC-17) That Mysterious Herpes Lawsuit Has Been Settled for More Than $5 Million:

Last month, we heard about a lawsuit that was filed by someone who claimed a male, A-list celebrity had given them HERPES during a sexual encounter in Las Vegas. --Well, TMZ says the lawsuit has been settled . . . for more than $5 MILLION. We still don't know who the defendant was . . . and perhaps we never will. --And we also still don't know if the plaintiff was male or female. --But, as you may recall, this person claims to have gone to the celebrity's hotel room after being ASSURED that he was STD-free. (NC-17) --What ensued was, quote, "mutual oral copulation, mutual self-gratification, rubbing and massaging each other, play-wrestling, licking and [unprotected] intercourse." --The plaintiff claimed the celebrity knew all along he had herpes, but LIED about it. --And, of course, the sex was VIDEOTAPED.


Evangeline Lilly Has Joined the Cast of "The Hobbit" . . . But As a New Character Who's Not in the Book:

EVANGELINE LILLY from "Lost" has joined the cast of the "Hobbit" movies. But she's playing a character who's NOT in the books. She's a Woodland Elf named Tauriel. --Director PETER JACKSON said on his Facebook page, quote, "Her name means 'daughter of Mirkwood' and, beyond that, we must leave you guessing! (No, there is no romantic connection to Legolas.) --"We are thrilled and excited she will be the one to bring our first true Sylvan Elf to life." (--What's kind of funny here is that Evangeline used to nail her "Lost" co-star DOMINIC MONAGHAN.) (--Dominic is one of the few people from the "Lord of the Rings" trilogy who's NOT being brought back for at least a token appearance in the "Hobbit" flicks. At least he hasn't been added to the cast yet.) --Evangeline and her current boyfriend welcomed a baby boy last month. --In other "Hobbit" news, famous Australian CROSS-DRESSER BARRY HUMPHRIES . . . who's best known for playing the character Dame Edna Everage . . . has been cast as the Goblin King.


A New Pixar Movie Will Come Out in November of 2013:

Pixar announced that they're dropping a new movie in November of 2013. It'll be an original story, not a sequel . . . but that's all we know about it. --Meanwhile, a new "Toy Story" short called "Hawaiian Vacation" will run before "Cars 2". That hits theaters this Friday.


William Shatner Says He Will NOT Be in the "Star Trek" Sequel:

There was a huge controversy over whether WILLIAM SHATNER was going to be in the "Star Trek" reboot. Shatner was responsible for a lot of that controversy . . . and in the end, he wasn't in the film. -But there shouldn't be a similar controversy over the sequel . . . because Shatner is putting it to rest early. --Asked if he might be in the sequel, Shatner said, quote, "I've become an acquaintance of [director] J.J. ABRAMS of late . . . But I'm afraid no, no I will not be in 'Star Trek 2'." --Shatner is working on a documentary about himself called "The Captains" . . . which he claims will be his, quote, "final farewell to 'Star Trek'."


Is Ryan Seacrest a Finalist to Replace Regis Philbin on "Live with Regis and Kelly"?

REGIS PHILBIN is leaving "Live with Regis and Kelly" in November . . . and according to the "Wall Street Journal", the list of potential replacements has been narrowed to THREE names. Here they are:

--RYAN SEACREST

--KELLY RIPA'S husband MARK CONSUELOS

--And ANDY COHEN, who hosts Bravo's "Watch What Happens: Live"

--ABC wouldn't confirm the report. A spokesperson said, quote, "It's ridiculous at this point to be speculating about who will replace him."

--Other unofficial reports insist that while these names may be high on ABC's list . . . other candidates are still being considered.

(--The common thread between Ryan, Mark and Andy is that they all have experience hosting a live show. Mark has frequently subbed for Regis, and obviously has chemistry with Kelly.) (--Andy is also tight with Kelly. She's made several appearances on his show, and the "Hollywood Reporter" says that "they're personal friends.") (--Also, this is just a guess . . . but I have a feeling Ryan is a DREAM candidate. He may be intrigued with the gig, but he'd almost surely have to give up his radio show to do it.) (--Even doing "Live" and "American Idol" would be tough . . . especially since "Live" has always filmed in New York City, and "Idol" is based in Los Angeles.) (--Out of these candidates, I personally see them handing the job to Mark.)


Tuesday TV Reminders: (--Check your local listings.)

--"America's Got Talent" [Auditions] . . . 8:00 to 9:00 P.M. on NBC.

--"Wipeout: Sneak Peek" [4th Season Premiere] . . . 8:00 to 9:00 P.M. on ABC.

--"The Voice" [Semi-Finals] . . . 9:00 to 11:00 P.M. on NBC. (--The eight remaining singers compete. The results, and the final four singers, will be revealed tomorrow.)

--"Memphis Beat" . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on TNT. (--Thomas Lennon from "Reno 911" guest stars as an accountant.)

--"101 Ways To Leave A Game Show" [SERIES Premiere] . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on ABC. (--A new multiple-choice quiz show.)

--"Hardcore Pawn" [4th Season Premiere] . . . 9:00 to 9:30 P.M. on TruTV.

--"Combat Hospital" [SERIES Premiere] . . . 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on ABC. (--A medical drama set in a military hospital in Afghanistan with doctors and nurses from allied countries. It stars Deborah Kara Unger and Elias Koteas.)

--"Nail Files" [SERIES Premiere] . . . 10:00 to 10:30 P.M. on TV Guide. (--A reality series about a former comedienne Katie Cazorla who owns an up-scale Hollywood nail salon that serves clientele like Debbie Gibson and Lisa Rinna.)

--"16 & Pregnant" [3rd Season Finale]. . . 10:00 to 11:30 P.M. on MTV.

--"The Cupcake Girls" [2nd Season Premiere] . . . 10:00 to 10:30 P.M. on WE.

NEW ON VIDEO TODAY

--"The Eagle" - Channing Tatum is a Roman soldier hoping to restore his father's honor by recovering the eagle standard of the missing Ninth Legion . . . which was lost when the legion was destroyed by 2nd century British tribes. Jamie Bell plays a British slave who guides him into the Scottish highlands. (Trailer)


--"The Adjustment Bureau" - Matt Damon learns that fate is controlled by menacing "agents" in fedoras, who guide events to keep everyone on some sort of master plan. But when they try to keep him apart from Emily Blunt, he risks both their futures to stay together. (Trailer)


--"Unknown" - When Liam Neeson comes out of a four-day coma, his wife acts like she doesn't know him and introduces him to some other dude who's pretending to be him. He starts to think he's crazy . . . until someone tries to kill him. (Trailer)


--"Electra Luxx" - Carla Gugino plays a porn star pregnant by a dead rock star. Joseph Gordon Levitt is a sex blogger, and the eye candy includes Marley Shelton, Malin Akerman, Emmanuelle Chriqui, and new Wonder Woman Adrianne Palicki. (Trailer)


--"Ceremony" - "Sky High's" Michael Angarano plays a younger man who crashes Uma Thurman's wedding in a desperate effort to try to win her back. (Trailer)


--"Cedar Rapids" - A comedy starring Ed Helms as a naïve insurance agent who has a wild weekend at an Iowa convention with John C. Reilly and Anne Heche. You'd know Ed Helms from the "The Hangover", "The Office", and "The Daily Show". (Trailer)


--"HappyThankYouMorePlease" - Josh Radnor from "How I Met Your Mother" befriends a kid who got separated from his mom on the subway. When the kid refuses to stay with social services, he agrees to take him in for a few days. Josh also wrote and directed the movie. (Trailer)

--"Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Roderick Rules" - Wimpy Kid Greg is forced by his parents to "bond" with his older brother, Roderick . . . who threatens to reveal the diary if Greg doesn't keep a secret from their parents. (Trailer)


--"Big Time Rush: Season One, Volume Two" . . . a single-disc DVD set.


TV Series On DVD:

--"Medium: The Seventh and Final Season" . . . a four-disc DVD set.


--"The Closer: The Complete Sixth Season" . . . a three-disc DVD set.


--"Louie: Season 1" . . . a two-disc DVD set.


TODAY'S NEW VIDEO GAMES

This Week's Games Range from "Cars 2" to the Horror Games "F.E.A.R. 3" and "Shadows of the Damned":


--"Cars 2" (E) . . . on Xbox360, PS3, DS, PC and Wii. This game will also be able to connect to the browser-based World of Cars Online, where you can unlock rewards in the video game. Two players can race with more than 20 different characters. (Trailer) The new "Cars" movie comes out this Friday.


--"F.E.A.R. 3" (M) . . . on Xbox360, PS3, and PC. Paxton Fettel was resurrected in the downloadable expansion to the second game. This one has a co-op mode where the Point Man can team up with his psychic brother Fettel on his mission to stop Alma. (Trailer)


--"Shadows of the Damned" (M) . . . on Xbox360 and PS3. You play a demon hunter trying to rescue his kidnapped girlfriend. You get help from Johnson, a former demon who can transform into various weapons. (Trailer) (Enlarge Your Johnson)


--"The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time" (E10+) . . . on 3DS. The re-release of this Nintendo classic features a few new features in addition to 3D. You will be able to use touch screen interface to manage your inventory as well as use the motion control feature to aim certain weapons and look around. (Trailer)


--"Dungeon Siege III" (T) . . . on Xbox360, PS3, and PC. A role-playing game that includes an online co-op mode and support for up to four players to play at once so you can scour dungeons and search for loot with your friends. (Trailer)


ESRB Game Ratings: (E) for Everyone; (T) for Teen; (M) for Mature (18+)

NEW MUSIC OUT TODAY - 1 of 2


--"Alpocalypse", Weird Al Yankovic (--It includes parodies of Taylor Swift's "You Belong with Me", Miley Cyrus' "Party in the U.S.A.", B.o.B and Bruno Mars' "Nothin' on You", T.I.'s "Whatever You Like" and Lady Gaga's "Born This Way". The complete album is streaming, here.)

--"Bon Iver", Bon Iver (--Check out his new song "Calgary" at his MySpace page.)


--"Sorry for Party Rocking", LMFAO (--It includes the single "Party Rock Anthem".)


--"180/365", OK Go [LIVE] (--The tracks were recorded on their tour last fall.)


--"Modern Love", Matt Nathanson (--Listen to the single "Faster" on MySpace.)


--"Gems: The Duets Collection", Michael Bolton (--Some of the duets include Rascal Flatts, Seal, and Australian singers Orianthi and Delta Goodrem.)

--"Planet Pit", Pitbull (--His guests include NeYo, T-Pain, Enrique Iglesias, Marc Anthony, Sean Paul, Kelly Rowland, and Chris Brown. It's streaming, here.)

--"The Remedy", Jagged Edge (--Rick Ross appears on a track called "Lipstick".)


Lady Gaga Doesn't See Herself as a Leader in the Gay Rights Movement:

It's hard to argue with the attention and initiative that LADY GAGA has brought to the gay rights issue. --But not everyone in the LGBTQA community wants to be DEFINED by Lady Gaga. And she's OK with that, because she merely considers herself part of it . . . not the FACE of it. (--And yes, we've added YET ANOTHER LETTER. It's not totally widespread yet, but some people drop the "A" in there to represent ALLIED . . . which is another way of saying STRAIGHT BUT SUPPORTIVE.) (--For those of you who don't know, the rest of those letters stand for Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender and QUESTIONING.) --Lady Gaga said this backstage at the MuchMusic Video Awards on Sunday, when a member of the "gay press" asked her about accusations that she was, quote, "taking over gay rights." --She responded, quote, "I would say that I'm just part of the voice . . . I've always had gay friends and I have been very rooted in the gay community since I was young and I feel a moral obligation to defend my fan base and make the world a better place. --"If some people don't want to be defined by me as their mother, that's wonderful. I don't view it in that way. I view it as being part of the generation, not as the leader." (--Here's video. The comments begin at the 1:35 mark.) --Meanwhile, Lady Gaga was sporting fake turquoise armpit hair during her performance at the show. She also had another patch over her costume in her nether region. (--Here are a few pictures.) --Like her "bald" stunt last week, she's probably doing this to hype her song "Hair".


The Video for "Weird Al" Yankovic's Lady Gaga Parody Is Out:

"WEIRD AL" YANKOVIC has released the video for his new single "Perform This Way", which of course is a parody of LADY GAGA'S "Born This Way". --The video, like the song, pokes fun at Gaga's ridiculous costumes, including her plastic bubble outfit and her infamous "meat dress." He also brings out a MADONNA impersonator to mock the "controversy" over the similarities between "Born This Way" and "Express Yourself". --And at the beginning of the video, he mocks the egg "vessel" that Lady Gaga rode into this year's Grammys. Weird Al plays Gaga . . . by having his face superimposed onto a woman's body. (--Here's the video.) --Weird Al's new album "Alpocalypse" hit stores TODAY.


Irony of the Day: Leslie West Had Part of His Leg Amputated, and Now He Might Have to Play in a Wheelchair Just Like His 2005 Album Cover:

65-year-old guitarist LESLIE WEST is recovering from having part of his leg amputated in an emergency surgery. Leslie is the lead singer and guitarist of MOUNTAIN. --There aren't any specific medical details, but Leslie's rep said that his leg began to swell on Saturday after he flew into Mississippi for a concert this weekend. --Leslie is a diabetic, so he got it checked out immediately . . . and apparently the doctors told him that the amputation was necessary to, quote, "save his life." (!!!) --The surgery removed his right leg up to his knee. It was a success, and he's expected to make a full recovery . . . although obviously, he's going to need some extensive rehab. --Not to make light of Leslie's situation, but we can't help the IRONY of the fact that Leslie may have to perform from a wheelchair in the future . . . just like the cover of an album he put out in 2005 called "Guitarded". --The cover art is a play on the blue and white handicapped parking sign . . . except that the stick figure in the wheelchair is holding a guitar. (--Here's the cover.)


Aretha Franklin Tripped Over "Fancy Footwear" and Broke Her Toe:

ARETHA FRANKLIN has a broken toe. --It happened when she stumbled over "a pile of her own fancy footwear" in a Dallas hotel recently. According to a bizarre statement that has surfaced online, Aretha said her toe, quote, "hurt like heck for a minute but seemed to subside." --A few days later she went to the hospital to get it checked out . . . and an X-Ray showed that her left index toe was fractured. It was no big deal though. They set and wrapped her foot, and she was on her way. (--You can read the whole ridiculous story of her broken toe, here . . . or just forget about it, and mourn her inexplicably abandoned magnificent hat.)


No One in Limp Bizkit Likes "Rap-Rock" . . . But They're Willing to "Own Who They Are" in Order to Continue On:

LIMP BIZKIT'S new album "Gold Cobra" hits stores next Tuesday. It's their first album with their original line-up in 11 YEARS . . . since "Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water" came out in 2000. --Singer FRED DURST admits that it took a little while for them to get back into the groove after they reunited in 2009 . . . and there's an AWESOME reason why. --It's this: NO ONE in the band actually likes the kind of music Limp Bizkit plays. (???) But rather than argue and struggle to find a new direction, they all just agreed to suck it up and accept what Limp Bizkit is. (--That is . . . a terrible band that's an embarrassment to the people who liked listening to them in their high school weight rooms in the late '90s.) --Fred explains, quote, "The epiphany was, we've got to own who we are and stay true to what we are. We're a rap-rock band. We're Limp Bizkit. --"We might individually like different things, and none of us listen to rap-rock, but when we get together in a band room, that's what we make. There's no reason to search and find a newer Limp Bizkit or an evolved style or fit the radio format. --"I don't think we have to prove anything. We just have to own it." --Fred, who's going to turn 41 this summer, also says he misses the glory days . . . quote, "I miss that whole genre . . . rap-rock or nu-metal or rapcore, whatever we were called. There was a minute there when you had Bizkit, Deftones, Korn . . . --"There was something really special about those times. I feel like if we all got back together and did something, went on the road together, it could be really big."
50 Cent Is Writing a Book . . . on Bullying:

If you're a celebrity these days, you're essentially worthless to society unless you've come out to denounce BULLYING in some way. Well, 50 CENT has decided to chip in his two cents. (--That's barely more than 0% of the fortune he has to his name . . . but exactly 4% of what he has IN his name.) --Get this: He's writing a NOVEL called "Playground", which will be a first-person story about a 13-year-old bully "who finds redemption as he faces what he's done." --50 explains, quote, "I had a strong desire to write 'Playground' because I wanted to explore how a kid becomes a bully. I drew on events from my own childhood and adolescence, but was excited to see the story take on its own life. --"This book would have been very helpful for me growing up and now that I have a teenage son, it is my goal that this will have a positive influence on all teenagers." --The book is expected to be out in January. --Of course, as an adult 50 has been a bully. He's instigated high-profile beefs with other artists like JA RULE, SHYNE, FAT JOE, RICK ROSS and CIARA. (--50 has written two other books: A 2005 autobiography called "From Pieces to Weight" and a 2009 book on power strategy called "The 50th Law". He wrote that book with Robert Greene, the author of "The 48 Laws of Power".)


TUESDAY'S SHOWBIZ EXTRAS


Showbiz Extras . . . Random Links to Additional Stories:


PARIS HILTON and Cy Waits may have broken up. (Full Story)




SEAN KINGSTON is recovering nicely from that near-fatal jet ski accident. Yesterday he Tweeted a picture of himself giving the peace sign, with a caption reading, quote, "Feeling alot better! GOD IS GREAT! Thanks for all the prayers and support! Love you ALL!" (Full Story)



ZSA ZSA GABOR was feeling well enough to knock back some bubbly over the weekend to celebrate her husband's 68th birthday. (Photos)



The lawsuit over ED HELMS' face tattoo in "The Hangover Part 2" has been settled . . . which means they won't have to digitally change it for the DVD release. (Full Story)


Check out MTV's list of the 10 Most Racist Moments in Wrestling. (Full Story)



Chris Lambton . . . the runner-up from the last season of the "The Bachelorette" . . . is engaged to Peyton Wright, a contestant from Season 10 of "The Bachelor". (Full Story)


(--Wow, those shows are becoming better at creating couples by sheer HAPPENSTANCE than they are when they're actually going through the whole ridiculous elimination process.)



Comedy Central has canceled "Sports Show With Norm Macdonald" and "Onion SportsDome". But they will bring "Tosh.0" back. (Full Story)



JUSTIN BIEBER wore a Kelly Kapowski shirt to the MuchMusic Video Awards on Sunday. Justin was born in 1994, a year after "Saved By the Bell" ended its run. (Photo)


Louis Farrakhan Says President Obama is an "Assassin":

When BARACK OBAMA was running for President, LOUIS FARRAKHAN supported him. Considering Farrakhan's controversial past as the leader of the Nation of Islam, I'm not sure Obama necessarily wanted the support, but he got it anyway. --Well that support is GONE. A video has surfaced of Farrakhan talking about Obama last month, and his stance has gone from "support" to "think of the most inflammatory thing I can think of, and say it." --Which . . . if you know anything about Louis Farrakhan . . . is pretty much what he ALWAYS does. --In the part of the video that's got everyone talking, Farrakhan says, quote, "We voted for our brother Barack, a beautiful human being with a sweet heart, and now he's an assassin. They turned him into them." --Later in the speech, when it's not clear whether he's talking about BUSH or Obama, he says, quote, "When you lie to the American people saying that Saddam Hussein had weapons of mass destruction, when you lie and then take innocent young men who come to serve their country and send them to die . . . that's a murderer in the White House." --Farrakhan is also mad that Obama has sent troops to Libya and is battling with MUAMMAR GADDAFI . . . who Farrakhan described as a, quote, "decent man." --There's been no word from the White House about Farrakhan's comments. (The Root / YouTube) (--You can check out the full video here.)


RANDOM STUFF

It's Official . . . Whining is the World's Most Annoying Sound:

There's a reason kids learn quickly that whining is the key to getting their way. It's because we'll do anything to make them stop. And now, science has confirmed it. --A psychology professor at SUNY New Paltz named Rosemarie Chang just released a study confirming that whining is the most annoying sound in the world. She ran a test where people did subtraction problems while different sounds played in the background. --The noises were: Crying, talking, silence, whining, a loud high-pitched table saw, a grown woman doing horrible baby talk . . . and people universally made the most mistakes when they had to listen to the whining. They were also able to get through fewer total math problems. --It happened to both men and women, parents and non-parents, and all ages. Whining was the most crippling to EVERYONE'S mental abilities. (MSNBC)


Can You Mess Up Your Kid By Being Too Perfect?

This is the biggest "You can't win" slap in the face ever. --Lori Gottlieb is a therapist and an author. And she's been stirring up some controversy with her new theory that it can mess up your kid if you're TOO PERFECT of a parent. --Gottlieb says that basically, by being TOO caring and TOO attentive and TOO protective, you make it harder for your kid as they get older. --They aren't trained to handle pain or setbacks or difficulty . . . and they expect you to always be there with support and solutions. When you aren't, they're lost. --Now . . . Gottlieb says that given the choice between being a great parent and a neglectful parent, you should obviously choose being a great one. --But by taking a step back and not being overindulgent and over-nurturing, you do your kid an even bigger service in the long run. (Parentdish)


People Rank Vacations as More Joyous Occasions Than the Birth of their Children?

Aren't you supposed to say that the birth of your child was the happiest day of your life? And if you're not willing to go THAT far . . . could you at least say the birth of your child was better than your Spring Break in Cancun? --In a new survey by the website Shutterfly, people actually ranked VACATIONS as the most joyous moments of their lives . . . even more joyous than the birth of their children. --But keep in mind, it's possible that not everyone in the survey HAS children, so that could be factored into the results. --Vacations came in first on the list of joyous occasions, followed by the birth of children . . . Christmas . . . your wedding . . . and milestone birthdays. --Based on the results and the level of happiness that people reported, Shutterfly also released a list of the top 10 most joyous cities in the U.S. --They are: New York . . . Baton Rouge, Louisiana . . . New Orleans . . . Miami . . . Lafayette, Indiana . . . Greenwood, Mississippi . . . Lafayette, Louisiana . . . Corpus Christi, Texas . . . Santa Barbara, California . . . and Boston. (PR Newswire)
Doing Extracurricular Activities in High School Leads to 11.8% More Money as an Adult:

They mocked you for being in the student government, on the yearbook staff, and president of the debate team when you were in high school. And now you can laugh at them . . . while you sleep on top of your giant pile of money. --According to a study out of Cleveland State University in Ohio, people who participate in extracurricular activities in high school average 11.8% higher earnings in adult life. --The theory here is that those clubs help teach leadership and social skills . . . and how to operate and manage a team . . . all of which serves you well as you move up to higher-ranking jobs in adult life. (Good.is)


Thousands of People Dressed Like Waldo From "Where's Waldo?" to Set a World Record:

They'll make ANYTHING a world record these days, man. In Dublin, Ireland this weekend, 3,657 people showed up dressed as WALDO from "Where's Waldo?" to set a record for the most Waldos in one place. --If you're not familiar with Waldo, he wears a red-and-white horizontal striped shirt, a matching hat, blue pants, and thick black glasses. And in Europe, where the books started, he's known as Wally, not Waldo. --The gathering of Waldos is still being counted but they should easily set a world record. Seeing as no one has ever tried to set a "Most Waldos" record before, even if two people had showed up it technically would've been a record. (Daily Mail) (--Here are some photos of all the Waldos.)


The Average Person Has Never Met 7% of Their Facebook Friends:

Here's more proof that Facebook has changed the definition of the word "friend." According to a new study, the average Facebook user has never even met 7% of their Facebook friends. That works out to about one out of every 14 "friends." --And there's another 3% who you've only met ONCE. That's one out of 10 friends who you've met zero or once.

--Here's the full list of how the average Facebook numbers broke down . . .

--The average person has 229 Facebook friends.

--22%, or about 50 of those friends are from high school.

--12%, or about 27, are extended family.

--10%, or about 23, are coworkers.

--9%, or about 21, are from college.

--8%, or about 18, are immediate family.

--7%, or about 16, are from extracurricular groups or clubs you belong to.

--2%, or about five, are neighbors.

--And of course, 7%, or about 16, are people you've never met.

--The rest come from miscellaneous other places. (TechCrunch)


A Woman is Saved After a Fall at Home When She Posts an Emergency Facebook Status Update:

Here's another reminder that while Facebook ruins a lot of lives . . . it also SAVES LIVES, too. --Cindy Lincoln of Stuart, Florida was doing laundry at home, alone, when she slipped and fell. Her age wasn't given, but from photos we'd estimate she's in her late 50s or early 60s. --As soon as she fell she heard her femur CRUNCH, and she was in excruciating pain. She couldn't stand up, she could barely move, and she couldn't get to a phone to call 911. --After almost TEN HOURS on the floor, she realized her laptop was across the room on a table. So she managed to drag herself across the floor, reach up to the laptop, sign on to Facebook, and type a status update: "Call 911, I need help." --All of her kids are adults and carry their smartphones on them, so she hoped one of them would see it. And a few minutes later, her daughter-in-law did . . . and called 911. --EMTs came to Cindy's house and took her to the hospital, where she's still recovering. (Treasure Coast Palm) (--Here's a local news video with Cindy's story.)


MEATBALL CRIMINALS

A Man Robs a Bank For $1 So He Can Go to Jail . . . And Get Health Care:

There aren't many stories that sum up the problems with health care in the U.S. better than this one. --Last Thursday, 59-year-old James Verone of Gastonia, North Carolina went into a branch of RBC Bank to rob it. He handed the teller a note that read, quote, "This is a bank robbery. Please only give me $1." --The teller did. Then James walked away, sat down in a chair in the bank, and told the teller he was going to wait for the police. --His reason? James is unemployed, doesn't have health insurance, and has some medical problems. --So he says he's HOPING to get three years in jail where he can have his issues taken care of . . . and by the time he gets out he'll be old enough for Social Security. --James has an unknown growth on his chest, two ruptured discs in his back, and a problem with his left foot. --He's a little worried that he was TOO loose about his bank robbery though. He didn't use a weapon and only stole a dollar so he was charged with larceny, which is a lesser charge than bank robbery. (New York Times)


A Teenager Plants a Bomb Outside a Police Station, Then Calls In to Report It for Reward Money:

By the time you're 19, you should REALLY know the difference between a get rich quick scheme and a FELONY. --19-year-old Sergio Chaves of Chicago clearly does NOT. On Saturday, he came up with one of the dumbest plans EVER to get a few grand. --Sergio built a BOMB out of fireworks, nails, glass shards, and a bullet, and planted it in a garbage can outside a police station in Evanston, Illinois. --Then he called the station and told them about the bomb. The station was evacuated and the bomb squad defused the bomb. They say it would've had about a 40-foot radius if it had gone off. --Then Sergio showed up at the station looking for a cash reward for reporting the bomb. He told the cops it was planted by a drug dealer. But as he talked, they started seeing holes in his story. --Eventually he admitted that HE planted the bomb to try to get some cash. --He was arrested and charged with possession of an unregistered destructive device, which is a felony. He could get up to 10 years in prison. (Chicago Sun-Times)


A 30-Year-Old Man . . . Not a Senior Citizen . . . Shoots Two Teenagers Who Wouldn't Get Off His Property:

We all know the stereotype about the old man, sitting home with a rifle, threatening kids who won't stay off his damn lawn. But if that starts becoming a trend among younger men too, it won't be safe to go on ANYONE'S lawn. --In Brooklyn, New York, a 30-YEAR-OLD man was arrested after he shot at two teenagers who wouldn't get off his property. --On Saturday night, 30-year-old Thomas Dunikowski was at his home in Brooklyn and two teenagers . . . a 17-year-old and 14-year-old . . . were hanging around on the stoop outside making a ton of noise. --He kept yelling at them to leave and they wouldn't. --So Dunikowski grabbed his hunting rifle . . . and shot at them. --He hit the 17-year-old in the NECK and the 14-year-old with fragments in his left thigh and arm. Both of them were rushed to the hospital, and amazingly, both of them are going to be alright. --Dunikowski was arrested and charged with assault, intent to cause serious injury with a weapon, unlawful use of a loaded firearm, reckless endangerment, and resisting arrest. He has a prior record for domestic incidents. (New York Daily News)


A Groom Was Upset Over the Cost of Renting a Castle For His Wedding . . . So After the Ceremony He Set It On Fire:

There HAS to be a better way to tell the people who run your wedding that it was overpriced and disappointing. --Over the weekend a groom had his wedding at a venue called Peckforton Castle in Cheshire, England. (--His name wasn't released.) He felt like the people who own the castle overcharged him and didn't deliver what they promised. --So after the wedding and the reception . . . and while about 70 of the wedding guests were sleeping in rooms in the castle . . . he SET THE PLACE ON FIRE. --Fortunately, everyone got out okay . . . but about a quarter of the castle was gutted. --It took firefighters more than 12 hours to put out the fire, and it's estimated that it caused more than $1.6 MILLION in damage. --The man was arrested but no charges have officially been filed yet. (Daily Mail) (--Here are photos of some of the exterior damage to the castle, as well as some of the wedding guests sitting outside after they were evacuated.)
RANDOM NEWS EXTRAS

News Extras . . . Random Links to Additional Stories:

Have fun at the water park this summer! Only 26% of parents say it's important to have their child shower before getting in the water . . . although the parks require it. But 64% think it's important that their kids don't swallow the water. (Full Story)


Introducing 'micro-drones' . . . spy drones in military development the size of hummingbirds and bugs. (Full Story)


According to the "LA Times", California has spent $4 billion on capital punishment since they reinstated the death penalty in 1978. At 13 executions since then, that's $308 million per execution, and $184 million per year. (Full Story)


NAZZY’S VIDEOS OF THE DAY

#1.) The Miss USA Contestants Were Asked About Evolution . . . and the Winner Was the Only One to Admit She Believes in It:

Miss California won the Miss USA pageant on Sunday . . . and she was also the only contestant to admit she believes in evolution. (--Attica!!!) The contestants were asked in the preliminary round whether they supported teaching evolution in schools. --Some reports say she and Miss Massachusetts were the only two contestants to "unequivocally support" it, but that's kind of misleading: Miss Massachusetts basically just said she was glad HER school taught it. --Most of the other girls said it SHOULD be taught in school . . . but stressed that it was a theory, and kids should learn about creationism and other ideas too. --Miss California ALYSSA CAMPANELLA was the only one who said flat-out that she believes in it. And she added, quote, "I'm a huge science geek." There's a montage on YouTube that shows all 51 of their answers. It's somewhat painful. (--Search for "Miss USA 2011 Evolution Taught in Schools." Miss California answers at 1:49.)


#2.) Betty White's New Ad for the AARP:

BETTY WHITE stars as the host of a telethon in a new ad for the American Association for Retired People. And she also plays all of the 20 to 30 people answering phones in the background . . . and all four members of the house band. --The tagline in the ad is "Get Over It," and Betty tries to convince people over 50 to join AARP even if it makes them feel old. (--Search YouTube for "AARP & Betty White.")


Five Questions That Can Protect You From Online Scams:

On average, the FBI's Internet Crime Complaint Center gets 25,000 letters about online scams every month. So to help make sure it doesn't happen to you, here are five important questions you should ask yourself before you buy anything online.

#1.) Have You Heard of the Business? There are lots of businesses you've never heard of, but if you search online and can't find any reviews . . . good or bad . . . it might be a scam. --You should also just try Googling the name of the website and the word "scam" together, and see what results you get. Just because a website looks professional doesn't mean it is.

#2.) Are They Offering Something for Free? A lot of scams start with a "free" offer, but then you have to buy something else to get it. Some real companies do the same thing too, but it should at least make you suspicious.

#3.) Is the Price Unbelievably Low? If you feel like you're getting TOO good of a deal, be careful. Most scams look too good to be true because they are.

#4.) Do They Ask for Personal Information by Email? You should NEVER send credit card information, passwords, or social security numbers over email. And no legitimate business would ask you to.

#5.) Do They Accept Credit Cards? This is probably the most important one. Almost all credible businesses accept credit cards now . . . especially if they're based online. --So if they say you can only pay with cash or by money order, it's almost definitely a scam. (Mint.com)