Friday, September 23, 2011

HOLLYWOOD DIRT OVERFLOW (09-23-11)

A-Rod Says He and Cameron Diaz Will Always Be Friends:

ALEX RODRIGUEZ and CAMERON DIAZ may have broken up . . . but they're keeping things cordial. --A-Rod tells "People" magazine, quote, "I have a lot of love for Cameron. We'll always be friends."


Is Kate Winslet Dating a Guy Whose Legal Name is Ned RockNRoll?

KATE WINSLET is reportedly dating a new guy . . . and his name is NED ROCKNROLL. (???) And that's not a nickname. No, he wasn't born with it . . . he had it legally changed. --Ned is the nephew of billionaire RICHARD BRANSON . . . and he and Kate fell for each other during that vacation on Branson's Caribbean island. You know, the vacation where Branson's vacation house got hit by lightning and burned to the ground. --There's only one problem: Ned is MARRIED. He got married two years ago, but he and his wife separated earlier this year. She reportedly wants him back, though. (--Here's a picture of Kate Winslet and Ned RockNRoll.) (Daily Mail)


Wanda Sykes Lost Her Chest to Breast Cancer:

WANDA SYKES has revealed that she had a double mastectomy after being diagnosed with breast cancer back in February. --In an interview airing Monday on "Ellen", Wanda reveals that the cancer was discovered after she had a BREAST REDUCTION. --She says, quote, "I had real big boobs, and I just got tired of knocking over stuff. Every time I eat . . . Oh, lord. I'd carry a Tide stick everywhere I go. My back was sore, so it was time to have a reduction." --Wanda was lucky, because the cancer was in a VERY early stage. In fact, she described it as, quote, "Stage zero." --But still, she didn't want to take any chances . . . quote, "Do you want to wait and not be as fortunate when it comes back and it's too late?" And now, thanks to the surgery, she has, quote, "zero chance" of getting breast cancer. --Wanda wasn't sure she wanted to come forward, though, because she didn't want to have to represent yet another group . . . quote, "How many things could I have? I'm black, then lesbian. --"I can't be the poster child for everything! At least with the LGBT issues we get a parade, we get a float, it's a party. I was real hesitant about doing this because I hate walking. I got a lot of walks coming up!" (--Here's video.)


Hugh Jackman Probably Didn't Break Dolph Ziggler's Jaw:

Yesterday, we suggested that WWE superstar DOLPH ZIGGLER was exaggerating when he said that HUGH JACKMAN fractured his jaw during a match on "Monday Night Raw" this week. And it looks like that's the case. --A so-called "source" says Ziggler's jaw WAS sore after the shot, but there was no fracture. It was apparently Dolph's idea to exaggerate Jackman's punching power.


Gerard Butler Got Shot Twice in the Head . . . But with Blanks:

During the filming of his new movie "Machine Gun Preacher", GERARD BUTLER got shot in the head TWICE. Luckily for him, they were using blanks. But that doesn't mean it didn't hurt. --He says, quote, "It was a shell, but it sounds better to get shot. The shell hit me, slit my head, it was pouring with blood. About twenty minutes later, we finally stopped the bleeding. --"We went again and another shell hit me! Within half an inch of the first one [and] slit my head again."


Halle Berry's Foot Is Broken:

Just a quick update here: The foot that HALLE BERRY injured this week while filming a movie in Spain is indeed broken. --The movie Halle is filming is called "Cloud Atlas". It co-stars Tom Hanks, Susan Sarandon and Hugo Weaving. Her injury isn't expected to affect the shooting schedule.


Sean Kingston's Jet Ski Accident Was His Own Damn Fault:

Remember the jet ski accident that nearly killed SEAN KINGSTON? Well, the cops say it was HIS OWN DAMN FAULT. --A newly-released police report on the accident cites Sean's "inexperience" and "inattention". More specifically, they say he released the throttle while turning the steering wheel at the same time, which caused him to lose control. b--According to the report, that's a BEGINNER'S MISTAKE that could have been avoided if Sean had taken a boating safety class . . . or at least read the instruction manual that came with the jet ski.


Is Lindsay Lohan Blowing Off Her Community Service?

Remember when LINDSAY LOHAN told her judge . . . and everyone else who would listen . . . that she was going to buckle down and kick butt on her community service? Would you be shocked if I told you she may have been insincere? --Lindsay's been seen partying it up at Fashion Week in New York City . . . and she's about to fly to Milan for a modeling gig. But apparently, she's neglecting her obligation to society. --Lindsay was sentenced to 480 hours of community service . . . consisting of 380 hours at a women's shelter and 100 hours at the county morgue. --So far, she has completed 60 hours at the shelter and none at the morgue. She did complete a shoplifters awareness class, but she's falling behind on everything else. --A source says, quote, "Lindsay's team is telling her she needs to log significant time to show the judge that she is working towards completing her hours, but she is ignoring them. --"Lindsay's rationale is that she has a year to complete the service, so she isn't concerned about it right now." --Lindsay's rep says she's working hard to, quote, "balance the demands of making a living while at the same time fulfilling her court-mandated obligations."


. . . And Snooki Goes Down:

It's not surprising, but it's still pretty amusing: While leaving a club called Eleven in West Hollywood Wednesday night, SNOOKI took a tumble. --It looks like she wiped out trying to negotiate a small step, but we don't know how drunk she was. Luckily for us, the paparazzi were there. (--Check out the pics here.) (Celebuzz)


That 140-Year-Old Photo of the Guy Who Looks Like Nicolas Cage Has Disappeared from Ebay:

Remember that 140-year-old photo of the guy who looks exactly like NICOLAS CAGE? Well, it's no longer for sale on eBay. --There's no word why. The listing just disappeared. (--Here's the link where it USED TO be.)


Tom Brady Explains His Hair:

Patriots quarterback TOM BRADY is still rocking that quasi-Bieber hairdo. But if it makes you feel any better, he really doesn't put that much thought into it. He says, quote, "I don't take it too seriously. I just like to change it up." --The important thing is that Tom's wife GISELE BUNDCHEN is okay with it. And she is. She says, quote, "It's his choice. He can do whatever he wants because I'll love him no matter what . . . short, bald, fat. It's all good."


NEW MOVIES THIS WEEKEND

What do Taylor Lautner, Brad Pitt, and a Dolphin Have in Common? They All Have New Movies This Weekend:

#1.) "Abduction" (PG-13)

"Twilight" stud Taylor Lautner gets to show off his real-life black belt karate skills after learning he was abducted as a child and that his dad's some kind of spy. People try to kill him after he learns the truth . . . with Sigourney Weaver and Alfred Molina each offering to help, while claiming he can't trust the other one. (Trailer) --Jason Isaacs and Maria Bello play his fake parents, and Lily Collins plays the sexy neighbor who goes on the run with him. (--Lily is the daughter of Phil Collins. Before this she was Sandra Bullock's daughter in "The Blind Side" and Paul Bettany's kidnapped niece in "Priest". She's also starring role in one of next year's "Snow White" movies.)

#2.) "Dolphin Tale" (PG)

A boy rescues a dolphin caught in a trap, then helps it learn to swim with a prosthetic tail. The kid is played by 13-year-old Nathan Gamble. --Ashley Judd plays his mom, Harry Connick Jr. runs the aquarium hospital, and Morgan Freeman is the doctor who figures out how to make the prosthetic tail.--It's based on a true story, but the boy's character was actually a girl named Katrina, who was born with a leg deficiency and needs a prosthetic leg to walk. (--You can read more on her story and how she was cut out of the movie here.) (Trailer1) (Trailer2) (--This movie is a wholesome, inspiring story about the healing power of a boy's love for a dolphin. Not unlike the inspiring story of Malcolm Brenner's love for HIS dolphin. No, YOU shut up. You know she was asking for it!) (???)


#3.) "Moneyball" (PG-13)

The true story of how the Oakland A's built a winning team with a small budget, using players the scouts rejected. Brad Pitt plays the general manager, Philip Seymour Hoffman is his co-manager, and Jonah Hill is the nerdy statistics expert. (Trailer)


#4.) "Killer Elite" (R)

Jason Statham is a former special ops agent who takes on a military organization after his mentor . . . Robert De Niro . . . is captured by Clive Owen. (Trailer)


Check Out a New Trailer for "The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo":

There's a new trailer for "The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo" . . . and it's pretty awesome. Unlike the previous trailers we've seen, it gives you a good idea what the movie's actually about. (--"The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo" comes out December 23rd. Here's the trailer.)


Robert Downey Jr. Disguises Himself as an Asian Guy in the New "Sherlock Holmes" Movie:

In the new "Sherlock Holmes" movie, ROBERT DOWNEY JR. goes undercover . . . as a Chinese guy. (--Check out the photo here.) (E! Online) --"Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows" hits theaters December 16th.


The "Star Wars" Blu-Ray Set is Selling Like Crazy:

Fans may cry bloody murder every time GEORGE LUCAS messes with the "Star Wars" movies, but that doesn't prevent them from buying every edition that he feeds them. --The nine-disc Blu-ray set that came out last week has taken in $84 million, and sold 515,000 copies in North America alone. It's the highest-selling and most pre-ordered title in Blu-ray history.


Elton John's Production Company is Making a Movie About . . . Elton John:

ELTON JOHN'S production company is making a movie about . . . Elton John. --It's called "Rocketman", and it's being described as, quote, "a biographical musical fantasy that will weave together John's life and his music." --Obviously, that means it won't be a straight narrative. The movie will include scenes that are choreographed to Elton's music. --One of the producers says, quote, "'Rocketman' will be as unique as Elton's life, told in a non-linear and hyper-visual manner that will transport people through the many intense experiences, some wonderful, some not, that helped define Elton as an artist, musician and man."


The "X Factor" Premiere Was a Major Disappointment in the Ratings:

The season premiere of "X Factor" attracted just 12.4 million viewers on Wednesday night, which was a MAJOR DISAPPOINTMENT. (--The ratings for last night's show aren't out yet.) --For comparison, 26.1 million watched the premiere of "American Idol" this past spring, which featured the debut of STEVEN TYLER and JENNIFER LOPEZ. It was also the first season without SIMON COWELL. --Even without the inevitable "Idol" comparisons, "X Factor" wasn't even the biggest show of the night. "Modern Family" drew 14.3 million viewers, "Criminal Minds" had 14.1 million viewers, and 12.6 million people watched "CSI".



No Excuses: Simon Cowell's "X Factor" Is in Need of a "Judges' Save": (A Commentary):

SIMON COWELL and his new "X Factor" may need some sort of "judges' save" because it seems that America did NOT vote for "X Factor" to take a spot on their DVRs.--The season premiere TANKED, averaging just 12.4 million viewers. Those would be considered decent numbers for a lot of other shows, but not this one. Do you think Simon was happy with that? I'll save you the time . . . he most definitely WASN'T. --Simon hasn't commented on the premiere ratings, but last month, he said that anything less than a 20-million viewer average would be, quote, "a disappointment." --That wasn't his true goal. What he REALLY wanted was to annihilate "American Idol". Otherwise, why do the SAME show? It may be ego-driven, it may be money-driven, or maybe he just wanted to thumb his nose at "Idol" . . . I don't know. --What I do know is: Simon has launched a show that's as similar to "Idol" as he possibly could . . . right down to hiring PAULA ABDUL and a RANDY JACKSON impersonator. --Then, he offered an insane $5 MILLION prize in an attempt to make "Idol's" prize irrelevant . . . and he marketed "X Factor" to essentially be the fresh, new-and-improved "Idol". But at least so far, it's been a colossal failure. --Consider this: The very FIRST season premiere of "American Idol" attracted 9.9 million viewers in 2002 . . . just 2.5 million fewer than "X Factor" had. And back then, no one had even heard of Simon Cowell. --For "X Factor", everyone knew EXACTLY what they were going to get . . . and they didn't want it. Or at least, they only wanted it HALF AS MUCH as they want "Idol". --Here's something to keep in mind throughout this fall: "Idol" averaged 25.9 million viewers for the performance episodes and 23.8 million viewers for the results shows last season. Those numbers were UP about 2 million from Simon's last season. --If Simon wants to take down "Idol", he's got a LONG way to go.


"Extreme Musical Chairs" . . . A Reality Show Coming to the CW! Seriously:

There are so many absurd reality shows out there these days that you probably wouldn't be surprised if there was one on the way called . . . oh, I don't know . . . "Extreme Musical Chairs". --And get this, THERE IS. --The CW is indeed developing a show called "Extreme Musical Chairs", which will, quote, "transform the popular children's game into a physically demanding competition with multiple rounds of elimination set in an indoor obstacle course." -There's no word when the show might premiere.


The Best TV Theme Songs . . . According to "Rolling Stone" Readers:

"Rolling Stone" recently polled their readers to come up with a rundown of The 10 Best TV Theme Songs. They released the results yesterday. Here's the list:


1.) "Where Everybody Knows Your Name" . . . from "Cheers"

2.) The instrumental theme from the original "Hawaii Five-O"

3.) "Suicide Is Painless" . . . from "M*A*S*H"

4.) "I'll Be There for You" . . . from "Friends"

5.) "Woke Up This Morning" . . . from "Sopranos"

6.) The hip-hop theme from "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air"

7.) "In the Street" . . . from "That '70s Show"

8.) The theme from "Miami Vice"

9.) "The Streetbeater" . . . from "Sanford and Son"

10.) "Thank You for Being a Friend" . . . from "Golden Girls"

(--You can find audio and mini write-ups for each one at RollingStone.com.)
WEEKEND TV REMINDERS

Friday TV Reminders:


--"A Gifted Man" [SERIES Premiere] . . . 8:00 to 9:00 P.M. on CBS. (--Patrick Wilson plays a neurosurgeon who has visions of his dead wife.)


--"Nikita" [2nd Season Premiere] . . . 8:00 to 9:00 P.M. on the CW.


--"Kitchen Nightmares" [4th Season Premiere] . . . 8:00 to 9:00 P.M. on Fox.


--"Majors & Minors" [SERIES Premiere] . . . 8:00 to 9:00 P.M. on the HUB. (--A music competition for 10 - 16-year-olds. No one is voted out, but only one will win a recording deal and the chance to be featured in a nationwide concert tour. Mentors include Brandy, Leona Lewis, Jordin Sparks, Sean Kingston and Ryan Tedder.)


--"CSI: New York" [8th Season Premiere] . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on CBS.


--"Fringe" [4th Season Premiere] . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on Fox.


--"Supernatural" [7th Season Premiere] . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on the CW.


--"Dateline NBC" [21st Season Premiere] . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on NBC.


--"Blue Bloods" [2nd Season Premiere] . . . 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on CBS. (--Tony Bennett and Carrie Underwood guest star and perform a duet at a benefit event.)


--"20/20" . . . 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on ABC. (--YouTube is tonight's topic.)


--"One Man Army" [1st Season Finale] . . . 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on Discovery.


--"Nirvana: Live At the Paramount" . . . 11:00 P.M. to Midnight on VH1 Classic. (--Nirvana's 1991 Halloween performance in Seattle.) (Full Story)


Saturday TV Reminders:


--"Biography" . . . 7:00 to 8:00 A.M. on A&E. (--Weird Al Yankovic is profiled.)


--"Grand Ole Opry Live" . . . 7:00 to 9:00 P.M. on GAC. (--Dolly Parton, Nitty Gritty Dirt Band, Bradley Gaskin and Charlie McCoy perform.)


--"Austin City Limits" . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on PBS. (--Lyle Lovett and Bob Schneider perform.) (REPEAT)


--"48 Hours Mystery" [25th Season Premiere] . . . 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on CBS. (--The death of boxer Arturo Gatti is investigated to determine if he committed suicide or was murdered.)


--"That Metal Show" . . . 11:00 P.M. to Midnight on VH1 Classic. (--Sammy Hagar guests.)


--"Saturday Night Live" [37th Season Premiere] . . . 11:30 P.M. to 1:00 A.M. on NBC. (--Alec Baldwin guest hosts and Radiohead is the musical guest.)

Sunday TV Reminders:


--"Sunday Night Football" . . . 8:20 to 11:20 P.M. Eastern on NBC. (--The Indianapolis Colts host the Pittsburgh Steelers at Lucas Oil Stadium in Indiana.)


--"Extreme Makeover: Home Edition" [9th Season Premiere] . . . 7:00 to 9:00 P.M. on ABC. (--The Steps-N-Stages Jubilee House for homeless female veterans is renovated with the help of soldiers and a visit from Michelle Obama.)


--"60 Minutes" [44th Season Premiere] . . . 7:00 to 8:00 P.M. on CBS.


--"The Amazing Race 19" [19th Season Premiere] . . . 8:00 to 9:00 P.M. on CBS. (--"Survivor" winners Ethan Zohn and Jenna Morasca are part of the cast.)


--"The Simpsons" [23rd Season Premiere] . . . 8:00 to 8:30 P.M. on Fox. (--Kiefer Sutherland does the voice of a shy security guard who comes to Homer's aid.)


--"The Cleveland Show" [3rd Season Premiere] . . . 8:30 to 9:00 P.M. on Fox. (--Wrestler Ric Flair guests as himself when he hosts a camping trip Cleveland joins in order to bond with some other friends.)


--"Family Guy" [10th Season Premiere] . . . 9:00 to 9:30 P.M. on Fox.


--"American Dad" [7th Season Premiere] . . . 9:30 to 10:00 P.M. on Fox. (--Stan purchases a singing hot tub played by Cee-Lo Green. "Precious" star Gabourey Sidibe also has a cameo as a party girl.)


--"Desperate Housewives" [8th Season Premiere] . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on ABC.


--"The Good Wife" [3rd Season Premiere] . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on CBS.


--"Boardwalk Empire" [2nd Season Premiere] . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on HBO.


--"Drop Dead Diva" [3rd Season Finale] . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on Lifetime. (--Brandy and "Sopranos" minx Jamie-Lynn Sigler guest star.)


--"Jeff Dunham: Controlled Chaos" . . . 9:00 to 10:30 P.M. on Comedy Central. (--Ventriloquist Jeff Dunham performs at the Landmark Theater in Richmond.)


--"The Great Food Truck Race" [2nd Season Finale] . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on Food Network.


--"Ice Road Truckers" [5th Season Finale] . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on History.

--"Sister Wives" [2nd Season Premiere] . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on TLC.


--"Pan Am" [SERIES Premiere] . . . 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on ABC. (--Christina Ricci, Kelli Garner, Karine Vanasse and Margot Robbie star as Pan Am flight attendants in the '60s when airline travel was a sign of luxury and glamour.)


--"CSI: Miami" [10th Season Premiere] . . . 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on CBS.


--"Dirty Soap" [SERIES Premiere] . . . 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on E! (--The lives of a group of soap stars, including "Dancing with the Stars" winner Kelly Monaco, is the focus of this reality show.)


--"UNCF: An Evening of Stars" . . . 10:00 P.M. to Midnight on BET. (--The 32nd annual fund-raiser for the United Negro College Fund honors Chaka Khan.) (--You'll find the list of performers here.)


--"Storm Chasers" [5th Season Premiere] . . . 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on Discovery.


--"IRT: Deadliest Roads" [2nd Season Premiere] . . . 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on History Channel.


--"Bar Rescue" [1st Season Finale] . . . 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on Spike TV.


--"Kendra" [4th Season Premiere] . . . 11:00 to 11:30 P.M. on E!


--"Invitation Only: Trace Adkins" . . . 11:00 P.M. to Midnight on CMT.


--"Watch What Happens: Live" [5th Season Premiere] . . . 11:00 P.M. to Midnight on Bravo. (--"Millionaire Matchmaker's" Patti Stanger guests.)


Lady Gaga Wants to Meet with President Obama . . . Because a Teenage Fan Committed Suicide As a Result of Gay Bullying:

Last Sunday, a 14-year-old LADY GAGA fan named Jamey Rodemeyer committed suicide. He was being mercilessly bullied at school because of his sexuality. --Lady Gaga heard about this, and she's so upset that she wants to take it up with PRESIDENT OBAMA . . . to ask him to make bullying a CRIME. --She Tweeted, quote, "The past days I've spent reflecting, crying, and yelling. I have so much anger. It is hard to feel love when cruelty takes someone's life. --"Jamey Rodemeyer, 14 years old, took his life because of bullying. Bullying must become be illegal. It is a hate crime. --"I am meeting with our President. I will not stop fighting. This must end. Our generation has the power to end it. Trend it: #MakeALawForJamey." --It's unclear how or when Lady Gaga plans to meet up with Obama . . . but the President is making an appearance at an event called Federal Partners in Bullying Prevention Summit. --We don't know if Lady Gaga will be there. --Back in May, Jamey made one of those anti-bullying, "It Gets Better" videos, and posted it on YouTube. He said he was bisexual . . . and said he was being taunted and made fun of, but that Lady Gaga was an inspiration for him. --He said, quote, "Lady Gaga, she makes me so happy. She lets me know that I was born this way. And that's my advice to you from her. We were born this way. And all you have to do is hold your head up, and you'll go far . . . just love yourself. --"I promise you, it'll get better . . . I've had so much support from people I don't even know online. I know that sounds creepy, but they're so nice and caring. They don't ever want me to die." (--You can watch Jamey's video, here. It's incredibly heartbreaking. NOTE: Jamey uses the gay slur that starts with "F" 30 seconds in, while describing how he was bullied.) (--I never advise this, but if you can stomach it, you should read a few of the comments under the video. It'll give you a sickening sample of how heartless some people can be . . . in the face of someone who's hurting, and yet is still trying to inspire others. It's absolutely disgusting.) (--On that front, the same can be said for Lady Gaga. Say what you want about her music and her "image" . . . but Jamey's video clearly demonstrates how she is serving as an inspiration for kids who feel like they don't belong.) (--Jamey's funeral is tomorrow. His mom says he'll be buried in his Lady Gaga "Born This Way" shirt.)


The Sugarhill Gang Is Working on Their First Album in a Decade:

THE SUGARHILL GANG has begun work on a new album. It's their fifth . . . and their first since "Jump on It!" was released over 12 years ago, in 1999. There's no release date yet. --There's also a new documentary on The Sugarhill Gang called "I Want My Name Back". It's about the copyright and royalty battles the group has suffered through over the past 30 years. It premiered at a film festival last week. --The director says, quote, "If [their hit 'Rapper's Delight'] happened today, they'd be set for life. But they are living a very modest life . . . their recording career came to an end not really because they wanted to, but they were under such a bad contract." --"Rapper's Delight" came out in 1979. (--You can celebrate The Sugarhill Gang's impending return by jamming to "Rapper's Delight", here. WARNING: It includes some mild language . . . like an uncensored "G-damn", and the word "sperm".)


Here's Some Rare Footage of Tupac Freestyling with Biggie:

"Rare footage" of TUPAC freestyling with the NOTORIOUS B.I.G. has popped up online. It's unclear when it's from, but obviously it was before Pac and Biggie's falling out. (--If you dig '90s rap, this is pretty amazing. You can check it out, here. WARNING: There is a ton of uncensored profanity.)


Is Simon Cowell Mocking Scotty McCreery in This Video?

SIMON COWELL is doing everything in his power to hype "The X-Factor" . . . while at the same time bad-mouthing his old show, "American Idol". He was at it again the other night outside JIMMY KIMMEL'S studios in Los Angeles. --Somebody was trying to get Simon to do an American accent . . . and he took the bait . . . by launching into a southern drawl. He said, quote, "Y'all gonna love this." And then he added, quote, "I love you this big." --That second quote is clearly a mocking reference to last season's "Idol" winner, SCOTTY MCCREERY, and his song "I Love You This Big". (--Here's video of Simon's cheap shot. Skip ahead to the 1:05 mark to bypass the annoying TMZ commentary and cut straight to Simon's southern accent. )


FRIDAY'S SHOWBIZ EXTRAS


Showbiz Extras . . . Random Links to Additional Stories:


MARIA MENOUNOS is 33 years old and NOT ready to have kids yet . . . so she's freezing some eggs. (Full Story)



"Bones" star EMILY DESCHANEL gave birth to a baby boy Wednesday. This is the first child for Emily and her husband, DAVID HORNSBY from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia". (Full Story)



ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER is writing a memoir. But don't get too excited yet . . . a source says, quote, "It will not be a tell-all." (Full Story)



ALEC BALDWIN went ballistic on Twitter and started bashing Republicans after convicted cop-killer Troy Davis was executed in Georgia yesterday. (Full Story)



One of four pairs of ruby slippers created for "The Wizard of Oz" is expected to fetch at least $2 million at an auction in December. (Full Story)


RIHANNA'S new single "We Found Love" has hit the Internet. (Audio) Her next album will come out on November 21st. There's no word on a title yet. (Full Story)



Beginning next Tuesday, HLN will have "across the board coverage" of the trial of CONRAD MURRAY . . . the doctor who's accused of causing MICHAEL JACKSON'S death. The network also covered the trial of CASEY ANTHONY earlier this summer. (Full Story)



"Late Night with Jimmy Fallon" is paying tribute to PINK FLOYD next week. ROGER WATERS and NICK MASON will appear on the show, and several bands will cover Pink Floyd songs. (Schedule of Events)



VH1 Classic is once again celebrating the Jewish New Year with . . . a 24-hour marathon of Rush. They call it "Rush Hashanah", and it begins next Wednesday night. (Full Story)
RANDOM STUFF

Five Things Scientifically Proven to Arouse Women . . . Including Scars, a Deep Voice, and a Moody Personality:

They've done lots of scientific studies over the years to figure out what turns women on. Here are the five big findings that'll make women uncontrollably drawn to you.

#1.) A Deep Voice. Deep voices aren't just signs of manliness, studies have also found they're more memorable. And women are biologically attracted to men who stick in their memories.


#2.) A Feminine Look. Women look for LESS masculine men when they want to settle down. Because there's a better chance those guys will stick around. So full lips and gentle cheek bones beat a square jaw and big muscles.


#3.) Wearing Red. A study out of the University of Rochester found that men who wear red are perceived by women to be better looking and higher status.


#4.) Moodiness. In a study out of Canada, women were LEAST attracted to smiling, happy men. They preferred everything else: Guys who looked moody, proud, or powerful.


#5.) Scars. A man with a scar on his face is more attractive to a woman in the short-term, because he looks BRAVE or DARING. Women look at men with scars on the face for one-night stands, though . . . not long-term relationships. (Stylist)


Five Things Scientifically Proven to Arouse Men . . . Including Full Lips, Long Arms, and Not Being Funny:

Here's a collection of five different studies that found different traits scientifically proven to turn men on. Enjoy . . .

#1.) Not Being Funny. At least, don't be funnier than the guy. Men want a woman with a sense of humor . . . but that means laughing at HIS jokes more than making your own.


#2.) Full Lips. A study in England found that when women wear lipstick, men look at their lips for an average of seven seconds . . . and spend less than two seconds on looking at their eyes and hair combined. So, prominent lips attract men.


#3.) Brown Hair. A study by a social dating site called Badoo found that men overwhelmingly prefer brown and black hair to blonde hair. (--We covered this study last month, here's a refresher.)


#4.) Wearing Red. When a woman wears red, it gets a guy's attention AND makes him start feeling a little juiced up sexually. And that's all subconscious, so he's developing an attraction to you and doesn't realize it's happening.


#5.) Long Arms. In a study out of Sydney, women with long arms were perceived as more attractive than women with long legs. In fact, no other trait corresponded to men rating women attractive as much as long arms. (Stylist)
Here's What You Need to Know About the Big Changes Coming to Facebook:

Your Facebook page changed a few days ago. But MARK ZUCKERBERG isn't done with you yet. Here are more changes they announced yesterday, that are coming soon.

#1.) The Timeline. Facebook is planning to do a massive overhaul of your profile so it shows your entire life on a timeline. Remember that wall post you made in 2007? No? Facebook does, and now it'll be there as you scroll back in time. --You can also go back to the years before you were on Facebook . . . before Facebook existed . . . all the way back to your birth. --And you can add photos and memories, and make Facebook a scrapbook of your whole life. At first it'll just be an option, but eventually it'll be the default.

#2.) There's More to Do Than "Like." Instead of having just a "Like" button for everything, Facebook and other developers can create buttons that say anything. For example, you could click a button to say you're "Watching" something on Netfilx. --You'll also be able to watch shows on Hulu or Netflix, listen to music on streaming services, and read stories on major sites at the same time as your friends, without leaving Facebook. Just not yet in the U.S. . . . privacy laws make that illegal right now.

#3.) No More Farmville in Your News Feed. Right now there's the main news feed in the center, and the scrolling feed on the right. The main one will have stuff like relationship changes and photos. Stuff like FarmVille will be smaller and on the side. (Mashable)


There's a Lot Less Porn on the Internet Than You Think:

For years, we've all come to think of the Internet as a giant network of porn . . . with some news and videos of people getting kicked in the groin thrown in. --Well . . . according a neuroscientist who might just be THE foremost expert on Internet porno, there's not as much unbridled smut as you think. --Ogi Ogas is the author of "A Billion Wicked Thoughts", which collected data on the online habits of millions of people . . . specifically porno-viewing habits. And here are a few of his findings . . . --Out of the million websites worldwide that get the highest traffic, 42,337 were pornographic or sex sites. That's just about 4%. --About 13% of web searches are sex or porn-related. --And he says that web filtering companies exaggerate the number of sites they block . . . like, you might find one that says it blocks 2.5 million porno sites, but that might include a ton of sub-pages from the same website. --The most popular porno site is LiveJasmin.com . . . that's a webcam site that pulls in 32 million unique visitors a month, or about 2.5% of ALL INTERNET USERS. --The most searched-for ethnicities and races on free porn sites like PornHub are, in order: Indian, German, French, Japanese, Russian, Black, Italian, and Arab. --Utah has the highest percentage of people paying for porno in the U.S. (Forbes)


Computer Downloads in the U.S. are Twice as Fast as in China . . . but South Korea Is Nearly Four Times as Fast as We are:

The world's fastest Internet connections are found in South Korea, according to a new study by Pando Networks. --After looking at download speeds around the world, Pando found that the average computer worldwide can download files at 580 kilobytes per second. (--That means that a cell phone picture would take about two seconds to download, and a 15-second video clip might take three or four seconds.) --The U.S. is slightly above average at 616 kilobytes per second. We're just behind Germany, where the average is 647. We finish well ahead of Australia at 348, and China at 245. (--That's an extra FOUR seconds for each photo or five seconds for video.) --But the fastest downloads on the planet are in South Korea. Their average speed is 2,202 kilobytes per second, meaning they can do a 20-second video clip or three photos in one second. --Romania at 1,909, and Bulgaria at 1,611, are the next fastest. --Eight of the ten fastest cities in the world are located in South Korea. The U.S. has one city in the top ten: Andover, Massachusetts. (Gamasutra)


The Average Middle Class American Will Spend $321 This Year on Apple Products:

If you've been looking for an excuse to buy an iPad or the new iPhone . . . here's one: EVERYONE ELSE is doing it. --According to a report by the financial services firm Credit Suisse, the average middle class American will spend $321 on Apple products this year. And by 2015, it'll be up to $481. (AppleInsider)


People With No Siblings are More Likely to Earn Six Figures, and Youngest Siblings are Most Likely to Get Stuck in Middle Management:

If your career hasn't gone the way you wanted, it might be because of your brothers and sisters. --A study by CareerBuilder found that birth order can have an effect on how much money you make, and how far you advance in your career. --Someone who's an only child is more likely to earn six figures than someone with siblings. They're also more likely to advance to a position like CEO or CFO. --Among people with siblings, the first-born is the best bet to earn six figures and get to the CEO / CFO Level. --The youngest child is the most likely to make it to middle management and stay there. Middle children will probably have an entry-level position and earn less than $35,000. --As for what FIELD you end up in: Only children are more likely to work in technology and health fields. First-borns are drawn to jobs in government and science. --The middle child is most likely to work in public service or as a caretaker (--which explains the low salary.) --The baby of the family is probably going to take a job in a more creative field, or in technology. (PR Newswire)


A Million-Dollar Moon Rock Lost Since 1980 was Found . . . In a Box of Bill Clinton's Papers:

If you speculated on what you'd find in boxes left behind by BILL CLINTON in the Arkansas governor's mansion, a million-dollar moon rock probably wouldn't be your first guess. --But that's exactly what workers from the Arkansas library system found while going through 2,000 boxes of papers from Clinton's first term as governor. --The rock was one of 50 brought back on the Apollo 17 mission in 1972. Each state received one, on a commemorative plaque. Arkansas' rock was given to Governor David Pryor in 1976. --The plaque remained in the office while Clinton took over as governor, and when he lost to Frank White in 1980, staffers packed up his office . . . and lost the rock. (--If that seems like a short time as governor, it's because he got re-elected a few years later.) --It appears that the rock fell off the plaque, which is a good thing, because the plaque is still missing. The rock was found in a plastic container at the bottom of a box marked "Arkansas flag plaque." --It'll be returned to current Arkansas governor Mike Beebe, who plans to put it on display for the public. --Believe it or not, Arkansas isn't the only state to lose their million-dollar moon rock. Alaska and New Jersey misplaced theirs, and former Colorado governor John Vanderhoof took his with him when he left office. (Huffington Post)


RANDOM NEWS EXTRAS

Random News Extras . . . Random Links to Additional Stories:


Want some gift ideas . . . for a divorce? You can buy a coffin for your wedding ring, a detachable playhouse for the kids, or an ex-husband voodoo doll. (Full Story)


According to a new study, 80% of the new jobs in Texas were filled by . . . immigrants. 40% of them were legal, and 40% of them were illegal. But none of them were American citizens. (Full Story)


Are there Arabic messages written in invisible ink on the bottom of Southwest Airlines jets? (Full Story)


Ten New York hotels are now offering guests dogs, for guests who want companionship. (Full Story)


NAZZY’S VIDEOS OF THE DAY

#1.) Queen Is Hand-Picking Their Own Tribute Band . . . And Found a Singer Who Sounds EXACTLY Like Freddie Mercury:

In case you haven't heard, QUEEN is hand-picking their own tribute band in an online contest at QueenExtravaganza.com. --You can submit a video of yourself singing or playing a Queen song on guitar, drums, bass, or keyboards. And the winners get to join the 2012 Queen tribute tour. --The website started accepting videos on Monday, so it's still early. But I think they might have already found their vocalist. --Marc Martel is the lead singer for a Christian rock band in Canada called Downhere. But he submitted a video of himself singing "Somebody to Love" by Queen, and he sounds EXACTLY like Freddie Mercury. --He even looks a little bit like him . . . and he should get points just for his attempt at growing Freddie's signature 'stache. (--Search for "My Somebody to Love Audition." He starts at :11.)

#2.) Check Out Two Competitive Pole-Dancers in the "Hottest Dance Battle Ever":

Break.com has a new video called the "Hottest Dance Battle Ever", and I think they might be right. It's two COMPETITIVE POLE-DANCERS at a dance studio in Brazil that offers pole-dance classes. And all I can say is . . . they're talented. (--The first one starts at :23, but the second girl's better. She starts at :42.)


#3.) Is This the Most Random Thing Ever Thrown on the Field at a Sporting Event?

As long as sporting events have existed, unruly fans have been throwing stuff on the field. But this might be the most RANDOM thing ever thrown. --At a soccer match in Uruguay on Wednesday, one of the sideline referees got hit in the head with a ROLL OF PAPER FROM A CASH REGISTER. The kind they use for receipts. --It might not sound like it could do much damage. But if you've ever held one, they're pretty heavy. And when it bounced of the top of his head, the guy immediately collapsed on the ground, and stayed there for several minutes. (--Search for "Referee's Assistant Is Hit on the Head by Paper Roll." They show it at :39.)


Five Common Flowers the Hippies at PlanetGreen.com Want You to Start Eating:

I'm all for going green and becoming one with the environment. But apparently the people at PlantGreen.com are completely INSANE about it. There's a new article on their website that says we should all be eating more FLOWERS. --Not flour, FLOWERS . . . including some that might be growing in your backyard right now. Here are six common flowers you should add to your diet, according to PlanetGreen.com.

#1.) Dandelions. They're packed with antioxidants, and also have potassium. They're bitter, but if you like Arugula, they say you should try them in a salad.

#2.) Day Lilies. The flower part is sweet, and it's a good source of vitamin C. You can eat that part raw. But the roots are better if you boil them first, like potatoes. --You don't have to eat the stems. Apparently they don't have much nutritional value. Just be careful, because lilies can be deadly for cats.

#3.) Hibiscus. The best thing to do is make tea. Take about ten flowers, soak them in hot water, and add a little lime. The people at PlanetGreen.com claim it tastes great hot or cold.

#4.) Lilacs. They taste like they smell, but it's not overwhelming. And the best thing to do is use them as a garnish. PlanetGreen.com suggests mixing them in with vanilla frozen yogurt or ice cream.

#5.) Violets. The flowers and the leaves are edible, and adding them both to your salad adds a little color. But you can also use the flower part to make jelly or tea. (PlanetGreen.com)


Thursday, September 22, 2011

HOLLYWOOD DIRT OVERFLOW (09-22-11)

Is Ryan Reynolds Dating Olivia Wilde . . . or Planning a Wedding with Sandra Bullock?

There are conflicting reports about just who RYAN REYNOLDS is nailing right now . . . and chances are, they're ALL wrong. -Ryan was seen in New York City last weekend with OLIVIA WILDE . . . so of course, people claim he's hittin' that. (--Here's a pic of them together.) (Radar Online) --Reps for both of them say they're JUST FRIENDS . . . and have been since they filmed the so-called comedy "The Change Up". --Meanwhile, the "Star" tabloid says Ryan is actually about to marry SANDRA BULLOCK. --A so-called "source" says, quote, "Ryan told her he was ready to tie the knot whenever she wants. And after seeing how quickly he's bonded with baby Louis, she decided she's ready to pull the trigger, too. --"So they started discussing the logistics of pulling off a low-key, barefoot wedding that would reflect their laid-back lifestyle."


Is Scarlett Johansson Dating Bradley Cooper, Justin Timberlake or Kieran Culkin?

If SCARLETT JOHANSSON appears a little worn out these days, it's because she's nailing THREE DIFFERENT GUYS. Or at least that's what the tabloids would have you believe. --First off, there's BRADLEY COOPER. "Life & Style" magazine says they were flirting and holding hands during a night out with friends in New York City. --But Scarlett's rep says they're just friends, and have been since making "He's Just Not That Into You" together. --Meanwhile, "Us Weekly" claims that JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE spent the night at Scarlett's apartment earlier this month . . . after a night of, quote, "hardcore flirting" at a club in New York. --A source says, quote, "They've hooked up several times over the years." (--Scarlett was in Justin's "What Goes Around Comes Around" video, which you can see here.) --Justin is, of course, back with JESSICA BIEL after a short break. --And finally, Scarlett was seen hanging around with MACAULAY CULKIN'S little brother KIERAN in Paris earlier this month. But it turns out they've been friends since high school . . . so that one was probably no big deal. (--Check out a picture of them in France, plus high school photos of each of them, here.) (People)


Tony Bennett Has Apologized for Saying 9/11 Was Our Fault:

TONY BENNETT has apologized for saying that we brought the 9/11 terrorist attacks on ourselves. --He issued the following apology on Facebook . . . quote, "I am so grateful to be an American and as a World War 2 veteran, I was proud to fight to protect our values, which have made America the greatest country on the planet. --"There is simply no excuse for terrorism and the murder of the nearly 3,000 innocent victims of the 9/11 attacks on our country. --"My life experiences . . . ranging from the Battle of the Bulge to marching with Martin Luther King . . . made me a life-long humanist and pacifist, and reinforced my belief that violence begets violence and that war is the lowest form of human behavior. --"I am sorry if my statements suggested anything other than an expression of my love for my country, my hope for humanity and my desire for peace throughout the world." (--If you read the comments posted underneath the apology on his Facebook page, a lot of people aren't buying it. Check it out here.)


Brad Pitt Doesn't Want Jennifer Aniston to be Dragged Into it Every Time He Talks About Angelina Jolie:

This whole thing about BRAD PITT saying his life was "uninteresting" when he was married to JENNIFER ANISTON got blown WAY out of proportion. --Brad is STILL dealing with it in an interview he shot for this morning's "Today" show. But he wants it to stop. --He says, quote, "I don't know what was pieced together or put together. All I know is that my point was, the best thing I'd done as a father is be sure that my kids have a good mother. --"That's all I was, or am, trying to say. It has no reference to the past. And I think it's a shame that I can't say something nice about Angie without Jen being drug in. You know, she doesn't deserve it." --He added, quote, "I don't want them to say anything bad like that about Jen. She's a dear friend of mine." --Meanwhile, sources say that the reason Brad is being so contrite and apologetic about this is because Jennifer's people went BALLISTIC on him. --A source says Jennifer was ANNOYED by what Brad said . . . and thought it was, quote, "rude and inappropriate." --Supposedly, Jen's people, quote, "read him the riot act" . . . and within 24 hours, he was on his apology tour. --But another source adds, quote, "No one believes his words were taken out of context . . . he said what he said. I do hear that he's remorseful. We think he's jealous she's in love." (--You can't go anywhere online these days without stumbling over paparazzi pics of Jen and her new boyfriend JUSTIN THEROUX. Is that bothering Brad? Discuss.)


Will Brad Pitt Fall Victim to the "Sports Illustrated" Cover Jinx?

Because of his role in the new baseball flick "Moneyball", BRAD PITT graces the cover of the new issue of "Sports Illustrated". Bad move. Because it turns out there's a CURSE on people who appear on the "SI" cover. Well, a third of them anyway. --In 2001, the magazine itself estimated that 37.2% of people who'd appeared on the cover over the past 50 years went on to suffer, quote, "a demonstrable misfortune or decline in performance." (--Learn more about the jinx here. And check out Brad's cover here.) (E! Online)


A "Charlie's Angels" Crew Member was Fired for Slapping Minka Kelly on the Butt:

A "Charlie's Angels" crew member was FIRED for slapping MINKA KELLY on the butt. --A source says, quote, "It seems like it was meant to be a joke, but clearly it was inappropriate. Minka was shocked and absolutely irate. She was still fuming about it hours later." --The "Star" tabloid claims the guy was holding a $100 bill when he did it . . . and that when he tried to apologize later, Minka slapped HIM . . . in the face. --TMZ says both of those details are untrue. But they say that when the guy smacked her, she told him, quote, "Please don't ever disrespect me or any other woman like that again." --They also say Minka had nothing to do with getting the guy fired, and she actually feels kind of bad, because she had been friendly with him up to that point. (--In other "Charlie's Angels" news, VICTOR GARBER . . . formerly of "Alias" . . . has been hired as the voice of Charlie . . . the Angels' boss.) (--ROBERT WAGNER originally had the gig, but he bowed out earlier this summer due to scheduling conflicts.)


Remember the WWE Superstar Hugh Jackman Punched? Well, He Has a Fractured Jaw:

HUGH JACKMAN was the guest host of the WWE's "Monday Night Raw" this week . . . and like a good guest host, he actually got INVOLVED in the action. --He was the corner man for ZACK RYDER in a match with a wrestler named DOLPH ZIGGLER. And he ended up jumping on the ring apron and delivering a shot to Dolph's chops to help Zack win. (--You can watch the whole thing unfold here.) --Well, according to Dolph, he's now nursing a FRACTURED JAW. He Tweeted, quote, "Hairline mandibular fracture . . . it's not ballet . . . getting a special mouth guard tomorrow so I will NOT miss any WWE live events!!!" (--We should point something out here: Hugh Jackman's BOXING MOVIE comes out October 7th. So Ziggler's injury could be what wrestlers call a WORK.) (--In other words, it's not real . . . they're just CLAIMING Jackman's got a solid right to hype his movie.) (--Still, MEGA props to Hugh for getting down and dirty. The only better guest hosts were JEREMY PIVEN from "Entourage" and KEN JEONG from "The Hangover".) (--When they co-hosted two years ago, they TURNED BAD and tried to attack JOHN CENA. Of course, they got beat down for their troubles. Check it out here. The chaos ensues at about the 4:20 mark. Extra props to Ken for probably getting a concussion.)


Halle Berry Injured Her Foot in Spain:

HALLE BERRY injured her foot while filming a movie in Spain. It's not clear if she actually broke it, but she hurt it enough to need a cast. (--Here are some pics.) (TMZ)


Ashton Kutcher and Charlie Sheen Were Mistakenly Identified as Two People Who Were Gunned Down in a Florida Church:

If you can divorce yourself from the tragedy, this is actually kind of funny: --On "Good Morning America" yesterday, a picture of ASHTON KUTCHER and CHARLIE SHEEN together after the Emmys was mistakenly shown during a story about two Florida preachers who were gunned down in a church. (--Check out the video here.)


Sarah Michelle Gellar Hates Her Body:

You can be rich, famous and beautiful . . . and STILL hate yourself. Like SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR. --In the new issue of "Health" magazine, she says, quote, "I totally have body dysmorphic disorder. I think most women do. I just have to remember that I'm human, and I'm a mom. Being a parent changes the vanity at least a little bit."
"Star" is Reporting That Britney Spears Gave Her Sons Seafood, Even Though They're Allergic . . . Then Denied Them Medical Treatment:

This comes from the not-always-reliable"Star" tabloid . . . and from that lawsuit filed by BRITNEY SPEARS'S ex-bodyguard Fernando Flores that has all KINDS of insane claims about her . . . so take this for what it's worth. --According to Flores, early last year, Spears fed her six-year-old son Sean and five-year-old son Jayden crab meat . . . even though they were allergic. --And then, she denied them medical attention once they started vomiting. She told Flores and the boys' nanny not to take them to the hospital. --Flores is seeking $10 MILLION in the lawsuit. He also claims Britney sexually harassed him and repeatedly forced herself on him while he was her bodyguard.


A Family Group is Boycotting Ben and Jerry's Because of Their Schweddy Balls Flavor:

If you haven't heard, Ben and Jerry's is making a flavor of ice cream called SCHWEDDY BALLS, named after a famous ALEC BALDWIN sketch on "Saturday Night Live". --The American Family Association is a conservative watchdog group. And they think that flavor is HORRIBLE. Won't somebody please think of the children! --So they're calling for an all-out boycott of Ben and Jerry's until they stop distributing the Schweddy Balls flavor.


NEW MOVIES THIS WEEKEND

What do Taylor Lautner, Brad Pitt, and a Dolphin Have in Common? They All Have New Movies This Weekend:

#1.) "Abduction" (PG-13)

"Twilight" stud Taylor Lautner gets to show off his real-life black belt karate skills after learning he was abducted as a child and that his dad's some kind of spy. People try to kill him after he learns the truth . . . with Sigourney Weaver and Alfred Molina each offering to help, while claiming he can't trust the other one. (Trailer) --Jason Isaacs and Maria Bello play his fake parents, and Lily Collins plays the sexy neighbor who goes on the run with him. (--Lily is the daughter of Phil Collins. Before this she was Sandra Bullock's daughter in "The Blind Side" and Paul Bettany's kidnapped niece in "Priest". She's also starring role in one of next year's "Snow White" movies.)


#2.) "Dolphin Tale" (PG)

A boy rescues a dolphin caught in a trap, then helps it learn to swim with a prosthetic tail. The kid is played by 13-year-old Nathan Gamble. --Ashley Judd plays his mom, Harry Connick Jr. runs the aquarium hospital, and Morgan Freeman is the doctor who figures out how to make the prosthetic tail. --It's based on a true story, but the boy's character was actually a girl named Katrina, who was born with a leg deficiency and needs a prosthetic leg to walk. (--You can read more on her story and how she was cut out of the movie here.) (Trailer1) (Trailer2)


#3.) "Moneyball" (PG-13)

The true story of how the Oakland A's built a winning team with a small budget, using players the scouts rejected. Brad Pitt plays the general manager, Philip Seymour Hoffman is his co-manager, and Jonah Hill is the nerdy statistics expert. (Trailer)

#4.) "Killer Elite" (R)

Jason Statham is a former special ops agent who takes on a military organization after his mentor . . . Robert De Niro . . . is captured by Clive Owen. (Trailer)


"Scarface" Is Getting a Semi-Remake:

Universal is developing a semi-remake of "Scarface" . . . which you probably know as that 1983 movie where AL PACINO has a Spanish accent and does tons of coke and mows a million people down with a machine gun in Miami. --Of course, THAT movie was a remake itself. The original "Scarface" was a 1932 gangster flick set in Chicago and starring PAUL MUNI and GEORGE RAFT. (--Not to mention BORIS KARLOFF, fresh off 1931's "Frankenstein".) --The new movie won't be a straight remake or sequel to either flick. It'll basically just do what the first two movies did: Present a crime story that's set in the modern world and offers a, quote, "dark look at the American dream."


Check Out a Behind-The-Scenes Video of Ron and Hermione's First Kiss:

For "Harry Potter" fans, Ron and Hermione's first kiss in "Deathly Hallows Part 2" was a big deal. For EMMA WATSON and RUPERT GRINT, it was WEIRD . . . because they'd been friends so long. --According to director DAVID YATES, Emma really committed to it, because she wanted to get it over with in one take. --He says, quote, "They're like brother and sister; they were both very nervous. Emma's very smart; she decided if she was going to avoid 27 takes. She was going to get it right the first time. I see that conviction that she's got . . . This is it. --"Rupert hadn't quite reached that same point. I think Rupert wasn't quite expecting it, and then she just went for it." (--This comes from a behind-the-scenes video that we assume is going to be on the DVD. You can watch a clip here.)


Ashton Kutcher's Coworkers on "Two and a Half Men" Don't Think He's as Funny as Charlie Sheen?

When CHARLIE SHEEN had his meltdown earlier this year and "Two and a Half Men" shut down production, it cost every single person on the staff a TON of money. Like, some of them couldn't pay their mortgages. --So clearly, they all HATE . . . or at least deeply RESENT . . . him. But, apparently, at least some of them still RESPECT his work. --According to E! News, the word around "Two and a Half Men" is that Sheen was actually FUNNIER than ASHTON KUTCHER. --They have anonymous quotes from staff members on the show . . . although we're guessing these aren't from the big name actors, it's MUCH more likely they're from "below the line" talent. --Quote, "[Ashton's] just not as funny as Charlie. Not that we'd want Charlie back if you doubled our salaries." --Quote, "[Ashton] is a really nice guy. Just a nice guy. And he's OK on set. He gets the job done, that's what we all want." --Monday night's season premiere of "Two and a Half Men" was Ashton's first episode . . . and it got the highest ratings in the show's history.


Denise Richards Turned Down $100,000 to Make a Cameo on the Season Premiere of "Two and a Half Men":

The season premiere of "Two and a Half Men" opened with a funeral for CHARLIE SHEEN'S character and they had several of the actresses who played his girlfriends throughout the series in attendance, including Jeri Ryan and Jenny McCarthy. --But, apparently the people behind the show had an idea for one cameo that didn't happen . . . they wanted Charlie Sheen's REAL-LIFE ex, DENISE RICHARDS, to make an appearance at the funeral too. --They offered her $100,000 to do it. And she turned it down. --Charlie currently pays Denise $50,000-a-month in child support for their two daughters. A source says that if Denise had made the cameo, quote, "Charlie would've gone crazy, and Denise knows where her bread is buttered."


"Homer Simpson" Just Sold His House to "Moe the Bartender":

This is some shady "Simpsons" insider real estate dealing right here. --DAN CASTELLANETA does the voice of Homer Simpson on "The Simpsons". HANK AZARIA does voices for several characters including Moe the Bartender, Apu, Chief Wiggum, and Comic Book Guy. --And Hank just BOUGHT Dan's house in the Pacific Palisades part of L.A. . . . for $5.5 MILLION. It's a 4,414 square-foot house with four bedrooms and three-and-a-half baths. Dan knocked $200,000 off the asking price for Hank.
FOX Just Gave Gordon Ramsay His Fourth Reality Show:

FOX already has THREE GORDON RAMSAY reality shows . . . "Hell's Kitchen", "Kitchen Nightmares", "MasterChef" . . . so you might think they'd want to scale back to avoid becoming the Gordon Ramsay channel. --You would be thinking WRONG. --FOX just picked up a FOURTH Gordon Ramsay reality show. This one's called "Hotel Hell", and it's like "Kitchen Nightmares" for hotels . . . Gordon and a team travel to a struggling hotel and turn it around. --FOX didn't say when this show might air but, based on how production goes, it could be a midseason replacement or a show for summer of next year.


17-Year-Old Courtney Stodden and 51-year-old Doug Hutchison Get that Reality Show They've Been Dying For:

Ever since 17-year-old COURTNEY STODDEN married 51-year-old DOUG HUTCHISON from "Lost" and "The Green Mile", it was clear they were pathetically desperate for . . . err, I mean they were hoping for . . . a reality show. --Well, good job, idiots and enablers in the television business. You just validated everything they've done by making that dream come true. Merv Griffin Entertainment has signed on to produce a reality show about their lives. -- They don't have a deal with any network to air it, but don't worry . . . Courtney's mom says they'll find one easily because, quote, "Courtney is number one in ratings for whatever she does."


Gary Busey and Ted Haggard Will Trade Wives on "Celebrity Wife Swap":

ABC is importing the show "Celebrity Wife Swap" from the U.K . . . and if this swap doesn't make you intrigued to watch, then nothing will. --Word has leaked out that GARY BUSEY is going to swap wives with TED HAGGARD. Haggard was the founder of the gigantic evangelical New Life Church who was caught in a gay sex and drugs scandal five years ago. --His wife, Gayle, actually stuck with him through that. She'll be headed over to Busey's house. --Busey's girlfriend, Steffanie Sampson, will go to Haggard's. (--Not actually his WIFE, but ABC certainly wasn't about to turn down Gary Busey . . . and all the potential reality TV gold he could bring . . . on a technicality.) --Last year, Haggard founded a new church, saying he repented for his sins. Busey is also now a minister after having his massive drug run-ins. No gay sex that we know of for him, though. --There's no word on when "Celebrity Wife Swap" could premiere. --Like the non-celebrity version, these guys aren't swapping wives '70s-style . . . there's no sex involved or anything like that. At least there's not supposed to be. Mainly the wives switch houses, clash with their "new" family, and drama ensues.


Thursday TV Reminders: (--Check your local listings.)


--"The X Factor" [Auditions Show] . . . 8:00 to 10:00 P.M. on Fox.


--"The Big Bang Theory" [5th Season Premiere] . . . 8:00 to 9:00 P.M. on CBS.


--"Charlie's Angels" [SERIES Premiere] . . . 8:00 to 9:00 P.M. on ABC. (--Minka Kelly, Rachael Taylor and Annie Ilonzeh are your new angels, but in this version they're all ex-cons instead of former cops.)


--"Community" [3rd Season Premiere] . . . 8:00 to 8:30 P.M. on NBC. (--John Goodman joins the cast as Vice Dean Laybourne.)


--"Parks & Recreation" [4th Season Premiere] . . . 8:30 to 9:00 P.M. on NBC.


--"The Office" [8th Season Premiere] . . . 9:00 to 9:30 P.M. on NBC. (--James Spader begins his reign as the new CEO of Dunder Mifflin Sabre.)


--"Whitney" [SERIES Premiere] . . . 9:30 to 10:00 P.M. on NBC. (--Comedienne Whitney Cummings gets her own sitcom based on her stand-up. She plays a woman who wants a 'marriage-like' relationship without putting a ring on her finger.)


--"Grey's Anatomy" [8th Season Premiere] . . . 9:00 to 11:00 P.M. on ABC. (--Meredith faces the professional and personal consequences of tampering with Derek's clinical trial, while Christina and Owen deal with an unexpected pregnancy.)

--"Person of Interest" [SERIES Premiere] . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on CBS. (--"Lost's" Michael Emerson plays a software developer who partners with a CIA agent played by Jim Caviezel to stop crime.)


--"Project Runway" . . . 9:00 to 10:30 P.M. on Lifetime. (--The contestants make outfits for the band The Sheepdogs.)


--"The Ultimate Merger" [2nd Season Finale] . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on TV One.


--"The Mentalist" [4th Season Premiere] . . . 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on CBS.


--"Prime Suspect" [SERIES Premiere] . . . 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on NBC. (--Maria Bello stars as a New York City homicide detective coping with the sexism and harassment of her colleagues.)


--"Prison Diaries" [SERIES Premiere] . . . 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on TLC. (--This series focuses on female inmates. Or as I like to call them . . . CAGED HEAT!!!)


R.E.M. Has Decided to "Call It a Day" as a Band:

Two pieces of breaking news. One, R.E.M. just announced that they're BREAKING UP. Two, apparently until today, R.E.M. was still together. --R.E.M. got together 31 YEARS AGO in Athens, Georgia. And the four core members have basically all been together for the entire run: with Michael Stipe on vocals, Peter Buck on guitar, Mike Mills on bass, and Bill Berry on drums. (--Berry quit temporarily in 1997 with health problems and came back in 2006. They never replaced him with a permanent drummer, they just used guests.) --Yesterday morning on their website, they posted a statement reading, quote, "To our fans and friends: As R.E.M., and as lifelong friends and co-conspirators, we have decided to 'call it a day' as a band. --"We walk away with a great sense of gratitude, of finality, and of astonishment at all we have accomplished. To anyone who ever felt touched by our music, our deepest thanks for listening." --After R.E.M. formed in 1980 they quickly started building a fan base around the South, and then around the country. They had their first platinum album with "Document" in 1987. --They achieved their biggest success in the early '90s. Their album "Out of Time" came out in 1991. It featured "Losing My Religion", sold 12 million copies, and earned seven Grammys. --They followed up in 1992 with another huge hit album, "Automatic for the People", which had "Drive", "Everybody Hurts", and "Man on the Moon". It went four-times platinum. Overall they've sold 25 million albums.


The Lead Singer of Kings of Leon Crashes His Car Through His Neighbor's Garage . . . But Won't Have to Pay Because He Now Owns the House:

On Tuesday, JARED FOLLOWILL from the KINGS OF LEON tweeted, quote, "Ran my SUV through my neighbor's garage door at 2:00 A.M." And he wasn't drunk . . . quote, "It was a dare." --Now here's the twist. He won't have to pay his neighbor for destroying the garage door . . . because a few weeks ago he actually BOUGHT THE HOUSE from the guy. --He was planning on knocking the entire house down anyway . . . so apparently he decided to get started on the garage. (--How ROCK-AND-ROLL is it to destroy your OWN property? Answer: As rock-and-roll as Kings of Leon.)


A Keyboard Store Has Banned People From Trying to Play Adele . . . Because It's "Become the Piano Equivalent of 'Stairway to Heaven'":

You know how guitar stores . . . including the one they visit in "Wayne's World" . . . sometimes ban people from playing "Stairway to Heaven" on the guitars? Well, a keyboard store in Dublin, Ireland has ITS version of "Stairway". --The Opus Two store in Dublin has put up a sign banning people from playing ADELE'S song "Someone Like You" as they test out the merchandise. --An employee says, quote, "It's become the piano equivalent of 'Stairway', everyone thinks they can play it. The sign was a bit of a joke, but the song can drive you mad."


Lady Antebellum Has Scored Their Second #1 Album:

LADY ANTEBELLUM tops the "Billboard" chart this week, as their album "Own the Night" moved 347,000 copies in its first week of release. The group's breakthrough second album "Need You Now" topped the chart in February of last year with 481,000. --"Own the Night" is one of five new albums in the Top 10 this week. The best-selling one also comes from a country act. BRANTLEY GILBERT sold 51,000 copies of his 2010 album "Halfway to Heaven", which was remixed and re-released last week.

1.) (NEW) "Own the Night", Lady Antebellum (347,000 copies)

2.) "21", Adele (119,000 copies)

3.) "Tha Carter IV", Lil Wayne (117,000 copies)


Taylor Swift is Releasing a Live Concert DVD . . . And She'll Be on "60 Minutes":

Now we know why TAYLOR SWIFT has been dragging a video crew around on her "Speak Now" tour. She's releasing a live CD and DVD capturing all the magic of the trek. It's going to drop November 21st. (--Here's a cool promo about it. It's Taylor talking about the DVD as she makes her way to her grand entrance to start a show. Check it out. And you can pre-order the CD / DVD here.) --Speaking of Taylor Swift. LESLEY STAHL and the "60 Minutes" crew have been following her around for a segment that's going to air . . . eventually. We don't know when. But an educated guess would be in November, around when the DVD drops.


THURSDAY'S SHOWBIZ EXTRAS

Showbiz Extras . . . Random Links to Additional Stories:


JUSTIN BIEBER and SELENA GOMEZ took a picture of themselves with six kids. There's no word where they were or who the kids are. (Photo)


A man is suing MEL GIBSON for allegedly screwing him out of $200,000 on a bad investment. He also claims that Mel tried to RUN HIM OVER outside a bakery in Costa Rica back in July. (Full Story)


In case you missed it, PAULA ABDUL was on "Letterman" Tuesday night . . . and she got kind of upset with Dave for pointing out how "X-Factor" is pretty much exactly like "American Idol". (Video) (--Did you watch "X-Factor" last night? What did you think? I think Dave's SPOT ON. There are tiny little cosmetic differences, but overall, it's THE SAME DAMN SHOW.)


And now . . . a photo gallery of celebrity sweat stains. (Gallery)


JAMIE LEE CURTIS has one of those awesome, old-school handsets for her cell phone. (Photos)


Some fool put together a list of the 10 best movie trilogies . . . and he ranked "The Matrix" ahead of the original "Star Wars" flicks. (???) (Full Story)


Lifetime has decided not to pick up a second season of ROSEANNE BARR'S reality show, "Roseanne's Nuts". (Full Story)


GUNS N' ROSES has announced more locations for their upcoming tour . . . their first U.S. tour in five years. (Full Story)


USHER is denying he stole his old hit "Burn" from a songwriter. (Full Story)


RANDOM STUFF

THE FORBES RICHEST AMERICANS LIST

Bill Gates Takes His Traditional Spot at the Top of the "Forbes" List of the 400 Richest Americans . . . Mark Zuckerberg is Up to 14th:

Yesterday, "Forbes" released their 30th annual list of the 400 richest Americans. And for the 30th year in a row, somehow, neither you nor I was on it. -To make the list, it took a net worth of $1.05 BILLION . . . just a feeble $1 BILLION won't land you on the list anymore. --The combined net worth of the 400 on the list is $1.53 TRILLION, and collectively they're up 12% this year. For what it's worth, 70% are "self-made" . . . in 1997, only 55% earned their way onto the list.

--Here are some of the most notable names . . .

#1.) Bill Gates, $59 billion.


#2.) Warren Buffett, $39 billion.


#14.) Mark Zuckerberg, $17.5 billion. That's right, Zuckerberg keeps FLYING up the list. He's now in the top 15 richest people in the country at age 27.


#15.) Sergey Brin and Larry Page of Google, both at $16.7 billion.


#39.) Steve Jobs, $7 billion.


#107.) George Lucas, $3.2 billion.


#117.) Steven Spielberg, $3 billion.


#128.) Donald Trump, $2.9 billion.


#139.) Oprah Winfrey, $2.7 billion.


#171.) Mark Cuban, $2.3 billion.


#212.) Eduardo Saverin, $2 billion. You'd know him as the Facebook co-founder guy who got screwed in "The Social Network". He's doing just fine.


#293.) Reid Hoffman of LinkedIn and Eric Lefkofsky of Groupon tied with $1.5 billion. Both of them are on the list for the first time.


(Forbes)


Want to Lose Weight With One Tiny Change? Eat With Your Other Hand:

Now THIS is my kind of diet. I don't have to eat anything different or, God forbid, exercise. All I have to do is PICK UP FOOD DIFFERENTLY. --According to a new study out of the University of Southern California, people eat 30% less when they eat with their non-dominant hand. In other words, if you're right handed, put the fork or the piece of pizza in your left hand. --David Neal is a psychologist who led the study. He says that a lot of our eating is by HABIT . . . we're not even aware of how much food we're shoveling into our mouths. --By switching to your non-dominant hand, quote, "[you] disrupt the physical sequence of action that is automatic eating [and] that's one way to gain some control." (CNN)


Word of the Day: Lunchblocking:

lunchblocking (verb) /luhnch blah king/ - the act of preventing or postponing someone from going to lunch by scheduling a meeting, starting a discussion, or dumping work on them. --Example: I can't believe my boss lunchblocked me today. He scheduled a conference call at 11:55 and it lasted until 2:00. And I was finally supposed to meet by biological father at that Chili's.


Only 20% of People Say Physical Attraction is the Most Important Part of Chemistry on a Date:

In a new survey, only 20% of people say that PHYSICAL ATTRACTION is the MOST important element for establishing chemistry on a date. In a related survey, I believe that 80% of people lie. --The survey was by a dating service called It's Just Lunch. Here's how it broke down . . . --44% of people said "feeling comfortable" is most important for establishing chemistry on a date. --28% said it's great conversation. --20% said physical attractiveness. --And 7% said it's flirtatious and sexy banter. (PR Newswire)


Old People are More Likely to Click on Internet Ads . . . but Young People are More Likely to Actually Buy the Product Being Advertised:

Anyone who has parents will have NO trouble believing the results of this survey. --A study by the Crowd Science research company found that older Internet users are more likely to click on Internet ads . . . but young users are more likely to actually buy the product being advertised. --Three out of four Internet users over the age of 55 have clicked on ads in the last six months. (--And then called their adult kids to ask how to get back to The Facebook.) That's 18% more than 15-to-24-year-old users. --But the younger users were more likely to research or buy the product being advertised. --College graduates were more likely to click on ads than people with just a high-school education, by a 71% to 59% margin. --Four in five people who clicked on ads said it was either because the ad made them consider buying the item, or they were already considering buying the item when they saw the ad. 14% of people said they clicked because the ad was funny. --One in five people who DON'T click on ads say it's because they worry about getting a virus. One in six don't trust the ad. Men were more likely than women to not click ads because they don't want to leave the page they're on. --One in four people say they ignore all online ads. (PR Newswire)
You Have a Better Chance Getting Into College if You Can Pay the Entire Bill Without Any Financial Aid:

Here's a tip to make sure your kids get into their first-choice college . . . just be rich. --That's because college admissions directors are making decisions on who's in or out based on who can pay the most. --The online newspaper "Inside Higher Ed" conducted a survey of admissions directors from colleges and universities about their recruiting strategies. --And a lot of directors said that it was more important to recruit "full-pay" students, who can pay the entire bill without any financial aid, than to provide educational opportunities for low-income students. --10% of them admitted that "full-pay" students are so important, their school would accept them over applicants who need financial aid, even if the students who need aid have better grades and test scores. --Even at community colleges, where anyone is welcome, one in three admission directors say they're pushing to attract more "full pays". --Schools are also chasing money by recruiting people from farther away. Public schools are pushing to add more out-of-state students, who usually have to pay significantly higher tuition than students who live in the state. --Colleges are also looking for more international students for the same reason. (Inside Higher Ed)


A Guy Served the Starting Pitcher for the Red Sox with Child Support Papers Right Before a Game . . . Wearing a Yankees Jersey:

Regardless of where your baseball loyalties lie, this seems kind of low-rent. --Erik Bedard was the starting pitcher for the Boston Red Sox on Tuesday, in a game against the Baltimore Orioles. --A few hours before the game, a process server named Tom Cabral served him with court papers from the Massachusetts Probate and Family Court. It was for a child-support case filed by Erik's ex-girlfriend, Courtney Roberts. --The Red Sox asked if Tom could wait a day, since Erik was getting ready to pitch in an important game. (--The Red Sox are in a fight for a playoff spot.) --Tom said, quote, "My client wants it served today, and that's what I have to do." --And it would be easier to believe Tom's honorable intentions . . . if he hadn't worn a Yankees jersey into the Red Sox locker room to serv e the papers. --Tom introduced himself to Erik as a Yankees fan, then served the papers. Erik gave up four runs, didn't make it through the third inning, and the Red Sox lost by a score of 5-to-7. (NY Post)


MEATBALL CRIMINALS

A Woman Was Stalked Online for Three Years . . . Before Figuring Out the Stalker Was Her Boyfriend:

Ruth Jeffrey is a student at Loughborough University in Nottingham, England. (--We're not sure how old she is.) --And for the past three years, she was harassed by a stalker who impersonated her online, and sent embarrassing photos to her friends and family. --The guy hacked into her Facebook and instant message accounts, and created email accounts similar to hers. Then he would pretend to be Ruth, talk to strangers online, and say he was attracted to them. --A stranger even showed up at Ruth's apartment once, after the stalker gave out her address. --The final straw was when he hacked into Ruth's email, and used her account to send naked photos of her to her entire contact list . . . including her father. --Since Ruth regularly received detailed messages from her stalker, she assumed he was spying on her all day long. --He wasn't . . . he was DATING her. Police tracked the IP address that sent out the nude photos to a computer owned by . . . her boyfriend, 22-year-old Shane Webber.--Shane had known Ruth since they were kids, they'd been friends for ten years, and they'd dated for the past several years. And everything seemed fine.--The trouble began when Shane dropped out of college and Ruth kept going. He became jealous and created the fake stalker to try to get her to quit school. Shane was arrested in June, and he pled guilty to harassment on Monday. (The Guardian)


RANDOM NEWS EXTRAS

Random News Extras . . . Random Links to Additional Stories:


More people trust newspaper websites than Google News or Yahoo! And no one trusts news on Facebook or Twitter. (Full Story)


45% of parents say their kids would rather watch TV than play outside. One in three say their kids would rather play on the computer than outside. And the percentage of kids who'd rather text or talk on the phone doubles between the ages of nine and 12. (Full Story)


The two most used phrases on TV in the last year were "Royal Wedding" and "Winning". (Full Story)
NAZZY’S VIDEOS OF THE DAY

#1.) Baldwin Hilarity Part One: Alec Baldwin Told His Censored Emmys Joke in a Promo for the Season Premiere of "Saturday Night Live":

The 37th season of "Saturday Night Live" premieres this weekend. And ALEC BALDWIN is hosting for a record-breaking 16th time. (--Right now he's tied with STEVE MARTIN at 15.) --"SNL" released the first promos yesterday, and all three are pretty funny. But in the second one, Baldwin talks about the rumor that he skipped the Emmys because Fox edited out his Rubert Murdoch joke from the intro. --Then he tells a joke . . . which involves dry-humping BILL HADER . . . except they bleep out everything but the beginning and the end. (--Search for "Alec Baldwin SNL Radiohead Promo." The second promo starts at :15.)


#2.) Baldwin Hilarity Part Two: Alec Baldwin Wets His Pants in the Latest Yankees-Red Sox Ad with John Krasinski:

Yankees fan ALEC BALDWIN and die-hard Red Sox fan JOHN KRASINSKI have been doing that series of ads for New Era baseball hats. --And in the newest one, they're sitting on a couch with a line of tape dividing the room. And after Alec threatens to have John's wife, Emily Blunt, DEPORTED, John threatens to tell the other Baldwin brothers where Alec lives. --Then Alec wets his pants so he doesn't miss the end of a game. (--Search for "Extra Exclusive Preview Baldwin and Krasinski New Era Commercial.")


#3.) Batman Beats the Crap Out of the Wrong Clown in a New Parody:

There's a new "Dark Knight" parody on CollegeHumor.com where two cops walk into a holding cell expecting to interview a clown named 'Wiggles', who got drunk at a kids birthday party. --But instead, they walk in and find THE JOKER . . . and realize Batman must be in another room, interrogating the wrong guy. --Then it cuts to Batman in the other holding cell, where he starts beating the crap out of Wiggles the clown. It's just stupid fun . . . except the Batman and Joker voices are PERFECT. (--Search for "Batman Interrogation." It cuts to Batman at :25.)


#4.) And Now . . . Two White-Haired Old Ladies Shotgun Beers at a Football Game:

Someone posted a video on YouTube of two white-haired old ladies tailgating at the University of Michigan football game last weekend. And they race to see who can SHOTGUN A BEER the fastest. --One of them did it in SIX SECONDS. The other did it in about eight. Could you do better? (--Search for "Grandma Shotgunning Beer at Michigan Football Game.")



Three Secrets Food Manufacturers Don't Want You to Know:

Cracked.com has a list called "The Most Horrifying Lies the Food Industry Is Feeding You". And some of these might surprise you. -For example, when you see the ingredient "cellulose" in food, it's really just a fancy word for "wood pulp" . . . a.k.a. SAWDUST. --A while back, the food companies figured out that sawdust adds texture to processed foods. And it's 30% cheaper than flour. It's also organic, so it won't kill you . . . which is a plus. --And if you look for it, it's in EVERYTHING . . . from Eggo waffles to the Fish Filet at McDonald's. Here are three more secrets the food industry doesn't want you to know.

#1.) Some Orange Juice Is More Than a Year Old by the Time You Drink It. It normally wouldn't keep that long, but right after they squeeze the oranges, they start removing oxygen from the juice, which helps preserve it. --The only problem is, it loses all its flavor. So they add in ARTIFICIAL flavors before they bottle it. It's gross, but it's also why we never run out of orange juice, even in the winter.

#2.) The Meat Used in Frozen Hamburger Patties Is Sprayed with Ammonia. Most of them are made with the cheapest meat they can find, which is more likely to be contaminated with E. coli and salmonella. --But instead of not using it, they kill any and all pathogens by passing the meat through a pipe FILLED WITH AMMONIA GAS. --A company in South Dakota called Beef Products Incorporated does it. And their meat ends up in up to 70% of frozen burger patties in the U.S.

#3.) The Blueberry Muffin You Had This Morning Probably Didn't Have Any Blueberries in It. It's much cheaper for companies to make FAKE blueberries using corn syrup, food coloring, and artificial flavors. --But it's not just with blueberry muffins. You have to be suspicious of ANY product that claims to have blueberries in it. -For example, General Mills has a type of cereal called "Total Blueberry Pomegranate." But it doesn't contain any real blueberries OR pomegranates. (Cracked.com)


Wednesday, September 21, 2011

HOLLYWOOD DIRT OVERFLOW (09-21-11)

Chaz Bono Will Live to Dance Again!

Big news, America: CHAZ BONO WILL DANCE FOR YOU AGAIN! --Chaz survived the first elimination on "Dancing With the Stars" last night. METTA WORLD PEACE . . . a.k.a. L.A. Laker RON ARTEST . . . was the first contestant sent packing. (--Which means that my other favorite contestant, DAVID ARQUETTE, is coming back, too.)


Rosie O'Donnell Has a New Girlfriend . . . And They Met at Starbucks:

ROSIE O'DONNELL has a new girlfriend . . . and she met her at a Starbucks. Her name is Michelle Rounds and she's a corporate headhunter for an IT company. --A source says, quote, "They met at a Starbucks a few months ago. They are adorable together and are very, very happy." (--Rosie's new piece is actually pretty hot. Check out a picture here.) (D-Listed)


Jane Lynch Chose Ron Howard as Her Childhood Crush . . . Because He Was Non-Threatening:

When JANE LYNCH was young and struggling with her sexuality, she chose RON HOWARD as her schoolgirl crush. Not Ron Howard the director, but "Happy Days"-era Ron Howard. --Why? Because he was NON-THREATENING . . . which made him a much less intimidating fixation for a girl who was pretty sure she was gay. --Jane says, quote, "Ronny Howard, like Davy Jones, like Donny Osmond . . . they're non-threatening sexual men. They're kind of boyish, they don't have any hair on their bodies . . . they're these non-threatening boy-man figures, Ken doll figures." --She adds, quote, "I didn't feel comfortable in my person. I was so sure there was some other place I was supposed to be, some other family I was supposed to be (in) . . . 'The Brady Bunch' is really where I thought I belonged . . . --"And there was some other body I belonged in. Unfortunately I was stuck with the one I was in, and it gave me a lot of heartache and a lot of wishing I was someone else." (--You can watch the video of her entire "Today Show" interview here.)


Amy Schumer Won't Take Back Her Joke About Dead "Jackass" Star Ryan Dunn:

If you caught the CHARLIE SHEEN roast, then you probably noticed that comedian AMY SCHUMER is adorable . . . and VICIOUS. She even told a joke that included dead "Jackass" star RYAN DUNN. --She was actually cutting on fellow roaster STEVE-O. She said, quote, "I truly am, no joke, sorry for the loss of your friend Ryan Dunn. I know you must have been thinking, 'It could have been me.' --"And I know we were all thinking, 'Why wasn't it?'" (--Here's video of that one.) --Well, Amy got some Twitter backlash over that joke, but she's not backing down. She says, quote, "If anyone feels offended then they are justified but I don't think it was out of line. It was not my intention to offend but I stand by my joke. --"It's a roast and we're going for the jugular. It was a joke about Steve-O and not about Ryan. I hope people understand that." --One person who WASN'T offended by that joke . . . or anything else Amy said . . . was Charlie Sheen himself. --Yesterday, he Tweeted, quote, "Shocking!! @amyschumer ... You're beautiful... funny... and incredibly mean!! And I love you!! Xo."


Random Sheen-Anigans:

#1.) "Two and a Half Men" creator CHUCK LORRE has finally spoken out about firing Charlie. He said, quote, "We were concerned with our friend's well-being. --"That was the whole thing. We were concerned our friend was gonna die, and everything we did was hopefully to keep that from happening."


#2.) The "Queen of Mean" LISA LAMPANELLI couldn't make the roast because of a scheduling conflict. But she was Tweeting live during it. (--You can see a collection of her Tweets here.)


#3.) Roaster JEFFREY ROSS was among a group of people who watched the roast and the premiere of "Two and a Half Men" with Charlie at his house Monday night. And he wrote about the experience. (--Here's the story.)


#4.) Charlie Sheen enjoyed the "Two and a Half Men" premiere. A source says he called ASHTON KUTCHER'S first scene, quote, "the best intro for a new a character on a TV show of all time." --He especially liked the fact that Ashton was, quote, "revealed through the dusty exploded smoke of my remains."
Here's What Celebrities Have Been Tweeting About the End of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell":

The U.S. military's "don't ask, don't tell" policy officially ended yesterday and you know who's got opinions on that? CELEBRITIES! Here are some of their tweets about the end of "DADT" . . . and like you'd expect, they're all thrilled about it:


--LADY GAGA: "What a tremendous and beautiful day, DADT is officially repealed and the new order is in place. Sending all my love and gratitude to service members."


--ELLEN DEGENERES: "Don't Ask Don't Tell is officially over. It's a good day."


--KATHY GRIFFIN: "Don't Ask Don't Tell is officially over! We are a safer country with ALL our brave heroes having equality."


--GEORGE TAKEI: "It's nice to celebrate good news: Don't Ask Don't Tell is now history! Thanks to our LGBT soldiers for their brave service."


--JANE LYNCH: "DADT . . . gone! Good riddance."


--WANDA SYKES: "Congratulations to all of our service members who can now truly be all that you can be. DADT was a hot mess."


Tony Bennett Says We Caused 9/11:

It's hard to go after a legend, but when somebody says something this asinine, you have to call them on it . . . --On "The Howard Stern Show" earlier this week, TONY BENNETT said that the 9/11 attacks were OUR FAULT. --He said, quote, "They flew the plane in, but we caused it. Because we were bombing them and they told us to stop. --"But who are the terrorists? Are we the terrorists or are they the terrorists? Two wrongs don't make a right." --Tony also said that back in 2005, when he was receiving a Kennedy Center honor, PRESIDENT BUSH admitted to him that invading Iraq was the wrong decision. --He said, quote, "He told me personally that night that, he said, 'I think I made a mistake.'" --As for why Bush would tell him that, Tony said, quote, "He had a special liking to me." (--Here's video.)


Tom Sizemore Got Arrested Again . . . This Time on an Outstanding Warrant:

TOM SIZEMORE has been arrested again . . . but at least this time it wasn't drug-related. Tom got pulled in on an outstanding warrant by cops who were investigating a car theft by Tom's ASSISTANT. --See, Tom's assistant was living with him . . . so after the cops arrested the guy, they went to Tom's apartment to search it. --During that search, they realized that Tom had a warrant for misdemeanor battery . . . related to a 2009 incident in which he allegedly roughed up his then-girlfriend. So Tom was arrested, booked and released on $26,000 bail. --Tom's rep says he was arrested due to a CLERICAL ERROR. He claims the warrant was for uncompleted community service . . . but Tom DID complete his hours.


John Travolta is Very Bald:

JOHN TRAVOLTA showed off the extent of his baldness recently, during a tennis outing with friends. (--Here are some pics.) (Daily Mail) (--And here's video of Travolta discussing the theft of his Benz . . . and saying, quote, "at least it wasn't a jet.")
Joseph Gordon-Levitt Won't Confirm or Deny He's Playing Robin in the New Batman Movie:

There's a rumor going around that JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT is playing Robin in the new Batman movie, "The Dark Knight Rises". --Officially, his character is named John Blake, and he's a Gotham City cop. But some people claim his character will indeed become Batman's sidekick by the end of the movie. --In a recent interview, Gordon-Levitt actually kind of stoked the fires by refusing to confirm OR deny the rumor. --When he was asked point-blank if he's Robin, he laughed and said, quote, "You know I can't have this conversation, man." (--You can see the video here.)


Check Out the First Trailer for "J. Edgar", Starring Leonardo DiCaprio:

The first trailer for "J. Edgar" . . . starring LEONARDO DICAPRIO, NAOMI WATTS and ARMIE HAMMER . . . hit the web yesterday. (--Check it out here.) (--"J. Edgar", directed by CLINT EASTWOOD, hits theaters in November.)


You Can Win a Walk-On Role in the Next "Resident Evil" Movie:

Want to win a walk-on role to play one of the UNDEAD in the next "Resident Evil" movie? You might even get close enough to MILLA JOVOVICH that you'll finally have a shot to seduce her and make sweet half-Ukrainian babies with her. --If you want to enter the contest, you have to be 18 to 34 and submit a one-minute video acting out your favorite line from past "Resident Evil" movies. The submission deadline is October 3rd . . . the movie films in Canada later this year.


Ratings Roundup: "Two and a Half Men" Posts Its Best Number Ever, the Sheen "Roast" is Also Huge, "Dancing With the Stars" Suffers:

It's rare these days that there's a night in television that's an EVENT. But last night was. And here's how the TV watchers in this country divided their time . . . --ASHTON KUTCHER'S debut on "Two and a Half Men" drew the highest rating in the show's HISTORY . . . and a rating that sitcoms NEVER get anymore. It drew 27.76 million people. Those are "American Idol"-type numbers. --It also gave a monster lead-in to CBS's new show, "2 Broke Girls", which drew 19.2 million people. That's the biggest number for a sitcom debut since "Inside Schwartz" ten years ago. In other words . . . it's not a guarantee of future success. --Over on Comedy Central, the "Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen" was also HUGE. It drew 6.4 million people, making it the second-most watched show in the network's HISTORY, bigger than any "South Park" or "Daily Show" ever . . . or any of the previous roasts. --Weirdly enough, the top rated show in Comedy Central history was JEFF DUNHAM'S 2008 holiday special. --So some show had to suffer . . . and "Dancing With the Stars" took the bullet. CHAZ BONO and the other stars drew 18.57 million viewers . . . which is down 24% from last fall's debut and its lowest-rated first episode in all 13 of its seasons. --"The Playboy Club" on NBC had a rough start too. Only five million people watched, which immediately puts the show on the list of potential cancellations. --Even with the low ratings, the crusaders at the Parents Television Council are still going after it. They've called on members to complain to companies that advertised on the show last night. Those include Chrysler/Dodge and Unilever, which advertised its brands like Hellman's Mayonnaise and P.F. Chang's Home Menu.


Is Regis Quitting "Live" Because of Money?

There's one main theory emerging for why REGIS PHILBIN is leaving "Live With Regis & Kelly" . . . and it's the most generic reason possible. He's leaving over MONEY. --By all reports, Regis has been making $21 MILLION a year for the past three years. When his contract was up earlier this year, Buena Vista TV wanted to give him a PAY CUT. And Regis wouldn't do it. So he quit. --A source says, quote, "They were very foolish. There aren't a lot of [syndicated] hits and 'Live' is a cash cow, so why risk Regis leaving?" --Even though he just turned 80, he's not planning on retiring. He's already taped a pilot for a possible new reality show. --Regis agreed to stay with "Live" until November 18th, right at the end of November sweeps. They'll be rotating co-hosts with KELLY RIPA until they decide on a replacement.


Here's What Steve-O Looks Like After Taking Mike Tyson's Fist to His Face at the Charlie Sheen "Roast":

On the "Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen" last night, STEVE-O from "Jackass" was one of the roasters. So was MIKE TYSON. And Steve-O decided he wanted to FEEL TYSON'S FIST on his face. --So, twice during the show, Steve-O had Tyson hold out his fist . . . and then Steve-O took running, face-first dives into it. He ended up with a broken nose and a black eye . . . and CHARLIE SHEEN tweeted a photo of it. (--Check it out here.) (Source)


Michael Vick's Return to Atlanta Topped the TV Ratings . . . and Six Other Shows Also Beat the Emmys:

We already knew football crushed the Emmy's in the ratings . . . but we didn't know how many other shows also beat it. The Emmy's ended up coming in 7th in the ratings, behind football, the "America's Got Talent" finale, and a rerun of "60 Minutes". --As far as premieres go, NBC's two new sitcoms "Up All Night" and "Free Agents" pulled solid numbers. HANK AZARIA'S "Free Agents" only got 6.1 million viewers, but CHRISTINA APPLEGATE'S show cracked the Top 10 at #8 with 10.9 million viewers. --Meanwhile, the series premieres of the CW shows "The Secret Circle" and SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR'S "Ringer" attracted 3 million and 2.8 million, respectively . . . which is actually pretty good for the CW. .


1.) The "Sunday Night Football" game between the Philadelphia Eagles and Atlanta Falcons, NBC, 23.4 million viewers (--Atlanta won the game, 35 to 31.)

2.) The "Sunday Night NFL Pre-Kick" pregame show, NBC, 18.3 million viewers

3.) Wednesday's season finale of "America's Got Talent", NBC, 14.4 million viewers

4.) Tuesday's "America's Got Talent", NBC, 13.7 million viewers

5.) The third segment of the "Football Night in America" pregame show, NBC, 13.4 million viewers


Wednesday TV Reminders: (--Check your local listings.)


--"The X Factor" [Two-Hour Premiere] . . . 8:00 to 10:00 P.M. on Fox. (--Paula Abdul, Nicole Scherzinger, Def Jam chairman L.A. Reid, and Simon Cowell are the judges.)


--"The Middle" [3rd Season Premiere] . . . 8:00 to 9:00 P.M. on ABC. (--Ray Romano guest stars as an old friend of Mike's.)


--"H8R" . . . 8:00 to 9:00 P.M. on the CW. (--Eva Longoria and Scott Disick try to change the opinion of people who hate them.)


--"Modern Family" [3rd Season Premiere] . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on ABC.


--"Criminal Minds" [7th Season Premiere] . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on CBS.


--"Harry's Law" [2nd Season Premiere] . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on NBC. (--"Human Target's" Mark Valley joins the cast as attorney Oliver Richard.)


--"America's Next Top Model" . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on the CW. (--Ashlee Simpson is a guest judge.)


--"The Ultimate Fighter" [14th Season Premiere] . . . 9:00 to 11:00 P.M. on Spike.


--"CSI" [12th Season Premiere] . . . 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on CBS. (--Ted Danson joins the cast as the team's new boss, D.B. Russell.)


--"Law & Order: Special Victims Unit" [13th Season Premiere] . . . 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on NBC. (--Anika Noni Rose guests as a maid accusing a diplomat of rape.)


--"Revenge" [SERIES Premiere] . . . 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on ABC. (--"Brothers & Sisters" minx Emily VanCamp stars in this so-called modern-day adaptation of "The Count of Monte Cristo" . . . set in the Hamptons.) (???)


--"Toddlers & Tiaras" [4th Season Finale] . . . 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on TLC.


Check Out New Music From Daughtry and Backstreet Boys and a New Video From Hole:

#1.) DAUGHTRY is contributing a song called "Drown In You" to the new Batman video game "Batman: Arkham City". The game hits stores on October 18th, but the song has already been released. (--You can listen to it here.)


#2.) Here's a sentence that hasn't been said in a LONG time: The BACKSTREET BOYS just released a new song. It's called "Lost In Space" and it doesn't sound that good to us, but we always WERE more 98 DEGREES types. (--Check it out here.)


#3.) COURTNEY LOVE and her band HOLE just released a new video . . . and if you haven't heard a Hole song in a decade or so and you're wondering . . . yes, they sound just like they did in the '90s. --The video is for a song called "Samantha" . . . which they released 18 months ago . . . and it shows Courtney running around a post-apocalyptic war zone in a wedding dress. (--Here's the link.)


Adele Interrupted a Concert to Get Medical Attention to a Fan Who Had Fainted:

On Monday night, ADELE was performing at the HMV Hammersmith Apollo in London, England. And as she started singing her song "Rumour Has It" . . . she heard a commotion in the crowd. -Apparently, someone had fainted. And when she realized it, she stopped singing and said "MEDIC!" into the microphone. Then she walked to the front of the stage and asked for the crowd to clear so the person could get medical attention. --After paramedics helped get the person out of the crowd . . . and confirmed they were alright . . . Adele went back to singing.


What Does the Name of Coldplay's Album, "Mylo Xyloto", Mean? Prepare to Be Disappointed:

On October 24th, COLDPLAY will release their fifth album. It's called "Mylo Xyloto". And CHRIS MARTIN has finally explained what that means. --Nothing. --Martin says, quote, "It just feels fresh to us, it's new. It doesn't mean anything except that [album's] music. It sort of has a nice appearance to it with all those O's. We had it on one of our many lists for about two years. --"Maybe in the old days before anyone knew what a Snickers was, that word would've sounded weird as well, or Google, or Yahoo. So why not try to invent something new?"


Demi Lovato Says Her Album is "Grown Up But Not Too Grown-Up":

Obviously you don't need any more convincing to buy DEMI LOVATO'S new album "Unbroken", which came out yesterday. I might go buy a second copy just so I can have a spare in case the first one isn't within arm's reach. --But the way Demi describes it could somehow achieve the impossible and make you want it EVEN MORE. Here's her take on the vibe and the theme of the album. --She says, quote, "I think it's grown-up, but not too grown-up. I'm not a kid anymore, but I'm also not a full-grown woman either. So I'm in that in-between stage, trying to figure out where that is. I'm figuring it out, just like my fans are." --One more note on this album: Yesterday, Demi was spotted at a Best Buy in New York . . . buying it. (--Here are photos of her making the buy.) (Source)
Ice-T Just Provided the Annual "Older Rapper Complains About Today's Money-Obsessed Younger Rappers" Rant:

Just like clockwork, every year or so, some older rapper gives an interview where he blasts today's younger rappers for being obsessed with money and not delivering any real message with their music. --This year, the honor goes to ICE-T, who used to provide REAL messages with his music, like how he supports killing cops. --In a new interview, Ice says, quote, "I want to see some little [mothereffers] get together like a PUBLIC ENEMY and give these fools a wake-up call like, '[Eff] this jewelry and cars [bullcrap]' and bring it back to armageddon! --"Don't get it twisted, the people that are making music now, I'm not mad at them . . . I'm just saying the conscious music is lacking. There's no roots . . . I miss edgy music. Saying you sell drugs, that's not edgy to me, let's talk about some issues."


WEDNESDAY'S SHOWBIZ EXTRAS


Showbiz Extras . . . Random Links to Additional Stories:


When NICOLE SCHERZINGER appeared on "Conan" the other night, Conan couldn't stop staring at her boobs . . . and she CALLED HIM ON IT. (Photos) (Video)



In case you missed it, HUGH JACKMAN was the guest host of the WWE's "Monday Night Raw" this week . . . and he actually got to clock a guy. (Video)



KOBE BRYANT has been offered $800,000 a game . . . $600,000 after taxes . . . to play basketball in Italy. (Full Story)




PARIS HILTON was commended by a judge for going over and above in completing community service for her cocaine bust. She was supposed to do 200 hours . . . she did 228. (Full Story)



After being arrested TWICE for DUI in recent weeks, pro rassler MATT HARDY has now been arrested for DRUGS. So he's on his way to rehab. (Full Story)



STEVEN SPIELBERG won't release his Abraham Lincoln movie until after the 2012 election, because, quote, "I don't want it to become political fodder." (Full Story)


On "Ellen" yesterday, BRAD PITT said that he and ANGELINA JOLIE still don't want to get married until EVERY American has that right. But he added, quote, "The kids are puttin' on the heat." (Video)



"Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2" hits DVD on November 11th. (Full Story)



There's a story going around that ROBERT PATTINSON is recording an album. He's not. (Full Story)



DARYL HALL'S online show "Live From Daryl's House" is headed to TV . . . it will be syndicated in 95 markets starting Sunday. (Full Story)



METALLICA will perform in India for the first time ever on October 28th. (Full Story)



JOHN SINGLETON . . . who directed "Boyz N the Hood" . . . is in talks with ICE CUBE to possibly direct a movie about N.W.A. (Full Story)


RANDOM STUFF

Politics Don't Matter When You're Trying to Have Sex With Someone . . . But it Does Matter If You Want a Relationship:

According to a new study, no matter how passionate you are about your political beliefs, there's one thing you'll happily compromise for. And you can probably guess what it is. --Dr. Rose McDermott is a political scientist at Brown University in Rhode Island. And she found that people are totally willing to SELL OUT on their political beliefs if it's going to GET THEM SOME SEX. --In her study, when single people were trying to have sex with someone, they didn't care about that person's politics at all. A Tea Partier would be willing to get-it-on with a communist hippie . . . and vice-versa. --BUT . . . when people were actually interested in a long-term relationship, THEN politics DO matter. --The study also found that only 14% of online daters include their political interests in their profiles. --In fact, people were much more willing to talk about their WEIGHT than their political preferences. (Psych Central)


Bad News . . . If You're Over 30, You're Probably Starting to Shrink:

Old people shrink. We all know it. Your tiny grandma is living proof. And here's the bad news: You didn't realize it, but if you're over 30 . . . YOU'RE probably one of those shrinking old people. --A new study from Harvard found that people can start shrinking a tiny bit as early as 30 . . . losing up to a quarter of an inch to one-third of an inch every decade. If it doesn't happen to you at 30, it probably will start by 40. --In the study, men lost an average of 1.2 inches from age 30 to 70, and were down an average of two inches by age 80. Women lost two inches from 30 to 70, and 3.1 inches by age 80. --The reason we shrink is because the disks between our vertebrae very gradually lose fluid and flatten out . . . plus muscles lose mass and the arches of the feet flatten out a little bit. --And bad habits make the shrinking happen faster . . . cigarettes, alcohol, extreme weight fluctuations, and lots of caffeine can all speed up height loss. (Wall Street Journal)


Young People are More Likely to Order Off the Value Menu at Lunch . . . and Guys are More Likely to Order Combo Meals:

One in three people eat out for lunch at least twice a week, according to Technomic's Lunch Consumer Trend Report. -More than half of people surveyed said that they skip lunch at least once a week, and two thirds say they replace lunch with a mid-afternoon snack at least once a week. --When people do eat out, they're loyal: Even though two out of five people say eating a variety of foods is important, 47% say they go to the same few restaurants at lunch time. --Just about everyone says it's important to get a good value when they buy lunch, but that means different things to different age groups. --18-to-34-year-olds focus on price and are more likely to build a meal by ordering several items from a value menu. --People over 45 are more health conscious, and look at the quality of what they're eating, even if that costs more money. --Guys are more likely to order a combo meal. And women are more likely to order half-portion pairs, like a cup of soup and half a sandwich. (PR Newswire)


One in Five Workers Knows Someone Who Lied on Their Resume:

In this economy, you'd think people would be tempted to fudge their resumes to increase their chances of getting hired. And you'd be right. --A survey by a national temp agency called OfficeTeam found that people have been doing just that. --One out of five people surveyed said they know someone who lied on their resume. --The most common lie job applicants tell is about their previous job duties. 58% of resume liars embellish their responsibilities at their old company. --The next most common lie is on education, with 34% of dishonest resumes embellishing that part. Next are employment dates and job experience. --But the liars aren't fooling as many people as they think. 43% of hiring managers say they think applicants are often dishonest on their resumes. --One red flag is when you describe your skills in an ambiguous way. Phrases like "familiar with" and "involved in" could mean you're hiding your lack of real experience in that area. (PR Newswire)


68% of Dog Owners Say They Won't Spend Less on Their Pet in a Bad Economy:

In a tough economy, everyone has to make sacrifices . . . except for dogs. --In a survey for National Dog Week, which started Monday, CouponCabin.com found that seven in ten dog owners will NOT spend less on their pet, despite the poor economy. --Overall, Americans spent $55 billion on their dogs last year. One in five people surveyed said they spend $100 a month, on average. Another one in eight spend at least $50 a month. --The most expensive part of owning a dog is the vet bills. 57% of dog owners said that was what drove up their costs the most. --Food and treats were the next biggest cost, followed by medication and boarding. --Some of the ways owners ARE willing to cut costs are by buying cheaper brands of food, or having friends or relatives watch the dog when they travel, instead of paying to board them. --Some other interesting facts from the survey: Half of all married couples own a dog, but only one in three single adults do. And people who live in large families are 14% more likely to have a dog than people who live alone or with one other person. (PR Newswire)


Bangkok is the Number One City to Visit in the World:

On a new list of the best cities to visit in the world, Bangkok, Thailand came in number one. And in a surprise, the list that loved Bangkok so much is in "Travel + Leisure" . . . not a magazine like "Pervert's Quarterly". --The rankings are based on reader votes on six factors: Culture, food, shopping, history, cost to get there, and cost once you're there. --Bangkok got the top spot because of its cuisine, nightlife, Buddhist temples, and low prices. Here's the full top 10 . . .

#1.) Bangkok, Thailand

#2.) Florence, Italy

#3.) Rome, Italy

#4.) New York, New York

#5.) Istanbul, Turkey

#6.) Cape Town, South Africa

#7.) Siem Reap, Cambodia

#8.) Sydney, Australia

#9.) Barcelona, Spain

#10.) Paris, France

(Travel + Leisure)

(--You can check out more cities on the list here.)


Terrorists Have Started Hiding Bombs in Turbans . . . Should the TSA Search Giant Afros Too?

Just when the TSA announced that we might be able to keep our shoes on at airport security, the terrorists have made their next move. -The former president of Afghanistan is a guy named Burhanuddin Rabbani. He was killed at his home in Kabul on Tuesday . . . by a turban bomb. --Burhanuddin met with a visitor, and when he went to hug him, the guy detonated an explosive device that he'd hidden in his turban. --This is the second time in the last three months that turban bombs have been used in an assassination. The mayor of Kandahar was killed by one in July. --The attacks create a tough situation for airport security. Searching a person's turban will obviously raise questions of racial profiling, and cultural sensitivity. --The TSA ran into a similar problem on Monday, when Isis Brantley of Dallas was in the Atlanta airport. --Isis wasn't wearing a turban, but she did have a giant Afro . . . and TSA agents SEARCHED her HAIR for explosives. (NY Daily News / NBC DFW)


A Paraplegic Hunter Shot Himself in the Foot with a Crossbow . . . and Pinned Himself to the Floor of His ATV:

John Champion is a 21-year-old paraplegic in Gulf Hammock, Florida (--about 100 miles northwest of Orlando). --On Sunday night, he decided to go hunting with a crossbow, and went out on an ATV at a place called the Fiber Factory Hunting Club. --But while he was cocking his bow, John accidentally SHOT himself in the left foot. The bolt went all the way through his foot, and broke several bones . . . but that wasn't the worst part. (--They call arrows "bolts" when you use a crossbow.) --The bolt pinned John's foot to the floorboard of his ATV, and trapped him there. --He couldn't get his foot loose, so he decided to drive the ATV out of the woods to get help. But he got stuck in some brush on his way out. --Other hunters and family members rescued him, and John was taken to a local hospital. (--They don't say how long he was stuck there, or how his family knew to come looking for him.) (WTSP)


A Gang of Drag Queens Has Been Robbing Florida Stores and Stealing Sequins, Shiny Fabric, Bras, and Feather Boas:

Police have caught a gang of cross-dressing thieves who were robbing stores in the Orlando area. -Over the past year, 19-year-old Demitri Marsh, 22-year-old Antonio Webb, and 18-year-old Renford Patterson have gone to stores while dressed in drag, and stolen thousands of dollars worth of feather boas, sequins, fabrics, and bras. --The manager of a local Jo-Ann Fabrics said, quote, "They'd come in and order yards of fabric . . . stuff it in their man purses and leave. They could wipe out a whole section of boas in seconds." --But the law finally caught up with them at a different Jo-Ann Fabrics on Sunday. --The three suspects entered the store, and then one of them, who was wearing a tank top and multicolor tights at the time, was seen putting the following items into his handbag: --Five packs of black feathers, two packs each of red and black lace gloves, eyelashes, five bra pads, five butt pads, five gel inserts, three handbags, two boas, three pairs of costume glasses, and ten bandanas. --Some of the drag queens surrendered immediately, others made a run for it, and one swore at a clerk and threatened to cut her. The three suspects were charged with felony retail theft. (Orlando Sentinel)


RANDOM NEWS EXTRAS

Random News Extras . . . Random Links to Additional Stories:


If fantasy football isn't your thing, why not try . . . fantasy hunting? Seriously. Just go to fantasyhunting.com to set up a free profile and choose your team. (Full Story)


Six Italian scientists went on trial for manslaughter yesterday . . . for failing to predict a 2009 earthquake. (Full Story)


According to a survey of Netflix users, due to the Netflix price changes, 16% say they'll cancel, another 14% will strongly consider it, and 30% will use their Redbox more. 60% of Netflix users also use Redbox. (Full Story)


For show-and-tell, a kindergartner in Missouri brought in his mother's crack pipe, and an ounce of crack. His mom was arrested. (Full Story)


A woman in Florida with a double-uterus just delivered healthy non-identical twins . . . one from each uterus. (Full Story)
NAZZY’S VIDEOS OF THE DAY

#1.) To Mark the End of 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell," a Soldier Came Out to His Dad Over the Phone . . . and Posted a Video of It on YouTube:

'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' officially ended yesterday. And if you've ever wanted to know how nerve-racking it is for someone to come out to their parents, check this out: --On Monday, an American soldier stationed in Germany called his dad in Alabama and came out of the closet . . . then posted a video of it on YouTube. He's extremely nervous in the video. But luckily, his dad was okay with it. (--Search for "Soldier Tells Dad He's Gay." He tells him at 2:56.)


#2.) A New Video of the Reno Air Show Crash Shows the Impact:

CNN.com has new footage of the plane crash at a Reno air show last Friday. The death toll has now climbed to 11. Other videos showed the crash, but not the actual impact. This one shows everything. (--Search for "New Reno Air Crash Video Shows Impact." It happens at :22.)


#3.) A Guy Swaps Faces with Paris Hilton, Brad Pitt and Michael Jackson:

Here's something creepy looking: A software developer named Arturo Castro used a program called FaceTracker to make a video where he stands in front of his computer camera, and it looks like different celebrity faces are grafted onto his face. --He swaps faces with Paris Hilton, Fidel Castro, Steve Jobs, Marilyn Monroe, Brad Pitt, Michael Jackson, Barack Obama and more. (--Search for "Faces by Arturo Castro." He does his own face at 1:22.)


#4.) And Now . . . Learn the Rules of Rugby by Watching Half-Naked Women Run Around in Slow Motion:

I know this is America . . . and it's football season . . . so you probably don't care about the Rugby World Cup going on right now in New Zealand. But you might after you hear this . . . --Australia's version of Axe Body Spray is called Lynx . . . and they released a video that teaches you all the main rules of rugby. But instead of big Australian guys showing you what to do . . . they used half-naked women running around in slow motion. (--Search for "LYNX Rules for Rugby." In case you DO actually care, USA has one win and one loss so far, and they play Australia on Friday.)


Three Things You Never Think to Clean, but Should:

You've heard how dirty your keyboard at work is, right? The average work desk has about 400 times more bacteria than a toilet seat. And that's really gross considering that 83% of Americans eat at their desks. -Here are three more things you never think to clean, but probably should.

#1.) Your Phone. Your cell phone or your home phone can make you sick. Cell phones get covered in bacteria because we take them with us everywhere, and use them without washing our hands. --Home phones collect bacteria because usually, more than one person is using it. Work phones are a little safer if you're the only one using it.

#2.) Your Dishwasher. The hot water kills the bacteria INSIDE the dishwasher. But the edges of the DOOR are a breading ground for mold and mildew. And it happens on the rubber cushioning of your refrigerator door too.

#3.) Your Indoor Garbage Cans. Even with a bag, the inside of trash cans can accumulate germs and bacteria. So every few times you take out the trash, scrub the inside of the can too. (Reader's Digest)